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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 7h

Which explains why they’re looking to burn the Constitution and Declaration of Independence, written by the original antifa.

The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 9h

The “girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa” couldn’t be any younger than 90 years old you stupid fucking fascist orcs.

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 8h

The founders of Antifa? Super easy to find, yeah. They all signed their names to the Declaration of Independence!

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 9h

I love how calling medical offices involves a phone tree where every step reminds you that "if this is an emergency, call 911."

I have a hard time imagining the emergency that would have that kind of patience, y'know?

Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 9h

It's pronounced "tchoupitoulas". DUH! :D

Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 1d

After six years in burlesque, five years in the kink scene making rope... it took me a moment to remember that this was The Needling and not the Times.

The Needling @theneedling.com · 1d

Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y

Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 1d

I'd like to thank Taylor Swift for bringing the concept of getting railed back to the zeitgeist. This was fun.

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 1d

Rear Echelon Mother Fucking Idiot...

Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like this is the blockbuster movie I’ve been waiting for all year.

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 1d

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 1d

Wrath of Ben: The Quickening: Back to Basics.

Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 1d

These are degenerate times. Thanks to Trump I had to watch Kimmel and thanks to KPop Demon Hunters, I have to watch Fallon. Sad sad days indeed...

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 2d

The most recent @thebugle.bsky.social podcast includes the description of a non existent podcast as “18 minutes of circular ignorance”, and that’s the most beautifully brutal description of political YouTube ever.

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 2d

My iPhone on shuffle just served me the latest song from a French pop trio followed by a song from a band I discovered in college and rediscovered their albums on my hard drive.

Sometimes the future is still pretty nifty.

Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 2d

I just imagine those Texas National Guardsmen being stuck in Chicago in winter...

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 2d

That’s a shrine if ever I did see one.

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 2d

Man I exploited the FUCK outta my grocery store’s digital coupons getting a discount on a 24 pack of Coca Cola! And I’ll do it again!!!!

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 4d

Dramatic in typed words
RBF and quiet in person

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 3d

Holy hell….

Kevin Carson 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇹🇯 @kevincarson1.bsky.social · 3d

Indigenous Nations Plan Tariff-Free Trade Corridor Across US-Canada border ino.to/agDxSX2

Indigenous Nations Plan Tariff-Free Trade Corridor Across US-Canada border

“We’re not begging for crumbs anymore. We’re demanding what’s rightly ours."

ino.to

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 3d

He's so wacky! Ha! Ho! I forgot to laugh.

Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 4d

They didn't even see Child's Play.

Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 4d

It’s a slippery slope! Just because someone is calling for concentration camps and suppression of their opposition doesn’t make them a fascist! I mean, they got their outfits from Versace, not Hugo Boss!

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 4d

And Trae's got one here: youtu.be/VULUOEy-Ro8?...

Trae Crowder | Trash Daddy (Full Comedy Special)

YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 4d

Gotta give a shout out to Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan and Corey Forrester. Redneck liberals, all of them, able to love their culture while shaking their damned heads. Drew's got a special here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNpN...

TO MY FUTURE KIDS, I'M SORRY

YouTube video by Drew Morgan

www.youtube.com

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 4d

Gianmarco feels like the next Pokemon evolution of Jimmy Carr. Not as cruel yet managing to be just a bit more shocking.

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Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 4d

Fine, next year let’s get BlackPink.