ZeroLucre
@zerolucre.bsky.social
Gratuitous sax and senseless violins...
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
As long as Frieren doesn't take a 3-5 year detour, I should be ok.
Who's coming to save you?
As long as Frieren doesn't take a 3-5 year detour, I should be ok.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
As long as Frieren doesn't take a 3-5 year detour, I should be ok.
Who's coming to save you?
As long as Frieren doesn't take a 3-5 year detour, I should be ok.
you get some wild IG ads when you mark enough as "irrelevant"...
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
you get some wild IG ads when you mark enough as "irrelevant"...
gonna start calling him Sgt Schultz
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
gonna start calling him Sgt Schultz
Note to self: You've been shaving the same way for 25 years, there is *zero* need to change it up.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Note to self: You've been shaving the same way for 25 years, there is *zero* need to change it up.
It's quickly becoming that the reasonable reaction to someone around you wearing this (or those fucking meta glasses) is to smash it with a hammer
The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can also make the people around you uneasy. www.wired.com/story/i-hate...
I Hate My Friend
The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can also make the people around you uneasy.
www.wired.com
September 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's quickly becoming that the reasonable reaction to someone around you wearing this (or those fucking meta glasses) is to smash it with a hammer
95 degrees is too many degrees
June 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
95 degrees is too many degrees
growing up is realizing that tater tots are just cylindrical hash browns and having them for breakfast
June 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
growing up is realizing that tater tots are just cylindrical hash browns and having them for breakfast
Vertigo: 0/10, do not recommend
May 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Vertigo: 0/10, do not recommend
Fuck you samsung. My phone was fine, why does it have to look different now?
May 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fuck you samsung. My phone was fine, why does it have to look different now?
Introducing tonight's special guest for @wtyppod.bsky.social, the DC Fire Department
May 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Introducing tonight's special guest for @wtyppod.bsky.social, the DC Fire Department
of course the ad shows a fucking 1911 in this pos
Just advertised to me & I just laughed…
“When the good word just isn’t good enough”
“Thalt shalt not kill… but for those special moments when thalt shalt”
“Putting the blast back in blasphemy”
I should offer this company my marketing skills
😁
“When the good word just isn’t good enough”
“Thalt shalt not kill… but for those special moments when thalt shalt”
“Putting the blast back in blasphemy”
I should offer this company my marketing skills
😁
April 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
of course the ad shows a fucking 1911 in this pos
Don't threaten us with a good time
Musk: Losing this judge race has good chance of causing Republicans to lose control of the house. You lose control of the house, there will be nonstop impeachment hearings and subpoenas
April 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Don't threaten us with a good time
Watching the score updates for @orioles.com like:
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
Alt: The Simpson's "Stop, stop he's already dead"
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Watching the score updates for @orioles.com like:
Post a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
March 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Post a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
Or, and just hear me out, we could NOT do that.
AI-powered agents need to be connected all the time to be truly effective. Sounds like a job for satellite internet providers.
Satellite Internet Will Let Us Put AI in Everything
AI-powered agents need to be connected all the time to be truly effective. Sounds like a job for satellite internet providers.
wrd.cm
March 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Or, and just hear me out, we could NOT do that.
And the winner was GO BIRDS
We should start a betting pool for the next @wtyppod.bsky.social God Damn News chyron. I'm figuring it's even odds for either "GO BIRDS!!" or "City of Philadelphia destroyed"
March 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
And the winner was GO BIRDS
Sic Semper Tyrannis
February 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sic Semper Tyrannis
We should start a betting pool for the next @wtyppod.bsky.social God Damn News chyron. I'm figuring it's even odds for either "GO BIRDS!!" or "City of Philadelphia destroyed"
February 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
We should start a betting pool for the next @wtyppod.bsky.social God Damn News chyron. I'm figuring it's even odds for either "GO BIRDS!!" or "City of Philadelphia destroyed"
As long as I've got my shotgun, everything will be fine.
You best start believing' in Libraries, cause you're in one.
February 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
As long as I've got my shotgun, everything will be fine.
Reposted by ZeroLucre
the fascists are looking to rigidly define gender not just to punish trans people like they claim but to lay the groundwork for the oppression of all women. when gender is legally mutable, it is harder to use it to restrict people’s rights.
they want to build a cage around you, made from our bones
they want to build a cage around you, made from our bones
January 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
the fascists are looking to rigidly define gender not just to punish trans people like they claim but to lay the groundwork for the oppression of all women. when gender is legally mutable, it is harder to use it to restrict people’s rights.
they want to build a cage around you, made from our bones
they want to build a cage around you, made from our bones