Finally opening this c*nty bottle of wine tonight
December 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Finally opening this c*nty bottle of wine tonight
It's that time of the night when I need cuddles and kisses I fear 😔
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's that time of the night when I need cuddles and kisses I fear 😔
Im lonely and bored someone keep me entertained
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Im lonely and bored someone keep me entertained
Update: there were more beautiful men today, I fell in love at least 20 times.
The only perk of working retail during the holidays is all the hot men that come in shopping that I can stare at all day.
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Update: there were more beautiful men today, I fell in love at least 20 times.
The only perk of working retail during the holidays is all the hot men that come in shopping that I can stare at all day.
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The only perk of working retail during the holidays is all the hot men that come in shopping that I can stare at all day.
I'm bored and lonely someone please watch tv and drink wine with me
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm bored and lonely someone please watch tv and drink wine with me
I've been up since 4 against my will, someone please bring me a bagel before I die
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I've been up since 4 against my will, someone please bring me a bagel before I die
Finally watched the gay hockey show and now I want kiss
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Finally watched the gay hockey show and now I want kiss
The desire to go be among gays and the need to be on the couch are fighting hard today
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The desire to go be among gays and the need to be on the couch are fighting hard today
Obsessed with my super gay new sweatshirt
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Obsessed with my super gay new sweatshirt
Hi im hungover and need cuddles and attention and coffee
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Hi im hungover and need cuddles and attention and coffee
I felt like matching the walls today
October 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I felt like matching the walls today
But who wants to come watch scary movies and drink way to much wine
September 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
But who wants to come watch scary movies and drink way to much wine
Sometimes great things happen in this world and I'm so happy this is one of them 😭
the world has never been more right than in this moment
September 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sometimes great things happen in this world and I'm so happy this is one of them 😭
Why is the warm weather back?? I'll be living under this fan until it's cool again
September 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Why is the warm weather back?? I'll be living under this fan until it's cool again
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Sometimes I stop my day to think, "I hope Wes from Nailed It! is thriving."
August 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sometimes I stop my day to think, "I hope Wes from Nailed It! is thriving."
It's that time of the weekend when I can't tell if I want to be around gay men or have gay men inside me? Either way let's just be gay.
August 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's that time of the weekend when I can't tell if I want to be around gay men or have gay men inside me? Either way let's just be gay.
Day off, who wants to grab a drink this afternoon?
August 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Day off, who wants to grab a drink this afternoon?
Work? Done.
Hair? Did.
Pants? Off.
Weekend? Started.
Hair? Did.
Pants? Off.
Weekend? Started.
August 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Work? Done.
Hair? Did.
Pants? Off.
Weekend? Started.
Hair? Did.
Pants? Off.
Weekend? Started.
Hi, I had too much to drink last night and found this photo on my phone this morning oops
August 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hi, I had too much to drink last night and found this photo on my phone this morning oops
I don't think i've ever screamed at my tv more than just now #thegildedage
August 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don't think i've ever screamed at my tv more than just now #thegildedage
It's warm so I will be spending the day in my undies
July 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's warm so I will be spending the day in my undies
Morning coffee in my backyard jungle is a good way to start the weekend
July 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Morning coffee in my backyard jungle is a good way to start the weekend
I once woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat with the perfect drag name. I fell back asleep quickly after and have yet to remember the specific name, but knowing it exists still haunts me to this day.
Me, a person who will almost certainly never, ever do drag:
I need to continually (weekly; daily; hourly!!) exhaust energy and time thinking of the best most amazingly creative and funny drag name ever
I need to continually (weekly; daily; hourly!!) exhaust energy and time thinking of the best most amazingly creative and funny drag name ever
July 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I once woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat with the perfect drag name. I fell back asleep quickly after and have yet to remember the specific name, but knowing it exists still haunts me to this day.