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the sheer number of youtube videos i’ve seen in my fyp today with a title like “white comic slips up in front of famished black crowd, ends up buttered and basted with an apple in his mouth!” and the thumbnail just looks like this
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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i was the first person in history
to master the hands free cum, but then they stole my idea and rebranded that shit as “yoga“
September 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Jobs are dumb why can’t i just fap and play rougelikes until i’m killed by war or disease
August 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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find my secret easter eggs
August 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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i apologize for that irate skeet about undertale, i just had a big splinter the size of a cork in the bottom of my foot and it was making me go berzerk mode.
August 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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whenever i get overwhelmed by how disappointing peggle 2 was i microwave a metal spoon and watch it cast spells in the microwave until i feel better
July 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Felt inspired
January 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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There should be a wordle pride flag
July 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Walmart "associate" asked who I was -- In a brilliant display of grandeur, we begun his decomposition. a delight benign betwixt amiss the aisles. Not every bluevest can be trusted. A cautionary tale
June 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Creating a new type of salad dressing called Earl dressing thats magenta and tastes really bad
May 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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RuPaul should do an outfit that’s all black paired with no wig and pink paint all over her head
May 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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A poem my dad helped me type on the computer when I was 5
April 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I have decided to share my pou plush collection with the world. #pou

Let me start with the 3 most generic pous I own.
As you can see from the second picture, two of them have suffered some damage.
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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We implemented Pluey.
February 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Whenever someone says something that’s true as fuck I scream “Ahhhh I’m Having a Truthgasm‼️”
January 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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i played peggle in real life by firing metal balls at people on the sidewalk and demolishing their sternums
January 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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when im feeling particularly down in the dumps i go on what i call a "hypefest" to cheer myself up where i drink enough caffeine to cause debilitating hand tremors and then roll around in the leaves until im covered in enough ticks that i contract lime disease in like five minutes
January 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
January 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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if I was in JoJo my stand would be RuPaul and instead of punching or stopping time she would “spill” the “tea” and “snatch” the “wig” if you know what I mean
January 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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The ghost of Christmas acid reflux: this is what will happen if you eat lots of grease and salt

Me: YOU ARE LIKE THE TWENTIETH FUCKING GHOST IVE SEEN TONIGHT PLEASE LET ME GO HOME IVE LEARNED MY LESSON
December 22, 2024 at 1:34 AM
mr miyagi spotted on epsteins island caught on tape asking kids to "wax him off"
December 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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officials found the elf had carved 3 words into the ice of the snowball; "ho", "ho", and "ho"
December 5, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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// Outer Wilds: Echoes of the Eye minor area spoilers

More Outer Wilds fan art I've made, this one was particularly fun to paint 😄

"Mario, I believe we've strayed well outside Isle Delfino..."
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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me watching the shining: its giving scary
December 4, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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skeeter #algorithm tweet!! follow if you like
walmart
walmart
hitting your penis really Hard
bread with a lil Mold
peggle nights
peggle deluxe
peggle Extreme
peggle world of warcraft
peggle 2
not peggle blast
peggle dual shot
solving who brutally murdetef me
fun
December 4, 2024 at 1:45 PM