Social media is a dopamine slot machine where attention is the currency. The house always wins.

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

eating blueberries and cheese for
breakfast and feeling like a hobbit 😙

I would be so sad, should the english subjunctive mode go extinct.

America needs cooler hats. Cultures throughout history have had very cool hats, and America is currently lacking. Show me your cool hats.

My confidence in my understanding and comprehension of subtext is getting worse daily.

The Fast & the Furious are furious because they have been fasting for too long, and need calories to emotionally regulate.

#austism #actuallyautistic #specialinterest

What are some of your special interests? Does anyone else have favorite YouTube channels whos videos always satisfy the need to learn about them?

Being unemployed is emotionally debilitating, dehumanizing,and comprehensively stressful on top of everything else.

“Confusticate and bebother these drivers” bilbo said, updating his Focusrite firmware *again*

Not to brag, but when I see something in social media that doesn’t apply to me I don’t reply as though it does or should

All of Trump's latest moves are operating outside the law. That doesn't mean we can rely on the law to hold him in check. It'll hold in some places and crumble in others most likely. But we should be clear on his disregard for the law and have clarity on that for the fight ahead and how we wage it.

There should be a discount cell phone carrier who only offers data and text, for us more socially shy folk.

Pretty big deal. @bookshop-org.bsky.social is selling ebooks now. You can now support indies while purchasing digital books.

bookshop.org/ebooks

reichest man in the world

I'm just asking for ONE frontpage typo tomorrow. ONE.

Twin Peaks: The Great Northern hotel at night.

The Secret Garden is a seminal piece of children’s literature, and should be read aloud to every child.