Karl
@zippkode.bsky.social
They gave Griff Whalen a playbook once. He made the mistake of reading it, leading to this "play." Special teams guys can't be trusted!
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
They gave Griff Whalen a playbook once. He made the mistake of reading it, leading to this "play." Special teams guys can't be trusted!
The zoomers will never know how dangerous trains can be
January 23, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The zoomers will never know how dangerous trains can be
Lots of, ahem, personal massagers come with these weird magnetic things. I'm guessing it lets you make the whole thing more waterproof.
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Lots of, ahem, personal massagers come with these weird magnetic things. I'm guessing it lets you make the whole thing more waterproof.
I will say that that red bar got a lot shorter.
I do have to admit my that lifelong opposition to marriage does not really accord with the facts, though I can take some comfort in the fact that ~all research compares married vs single as opposed to married vs partnered but legally single.
I do have to admit my that lifelong opposition to marriage does not really accord with the facts, though I can take some comfort in the fact that ~all research compares married vs single as opposed to married vs partnered but legally single.
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I will say that that red bar got a lot shorter.
I do have to admit my that lifelong opposition to marriage does not really accord with the facts, though I can take some comfort in the fact that ~all research compares married vs single as opposed to married vs partnered but legally single.
I do have to admit my that lifelong opposition to marriage does not really accord with the facts, though I can take some comfort in the fact that ~all research compares married vs single as opposed to married vs partnered but legally single.
I'm not sure about that. "Good" is subjective, of course, but these are all good at being on in situations where no one is listening.
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm not sure about that. "Good" is subjective, of course, but these are all good at being on in situations where no one is listening.
You just have to hope that your employer is as into you as Sailor Moon is into Tuxedo Mask in the next frame.
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You just have to hope that your employer is as into you as Sailor Moon is into Tuxedo Mask in the next frame.
Gorgeous. Going from memory, I actually would have pegged this as the original art.
December 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Gorgeous. Going from memory, I actually would have pegged this as the original art.
It is very good, but I think it's slightly less calibrated to the niche of "things are going well and then disaster strikes." This Trapt album is stunningly bad, but of course it is.
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It is very good, but I think it's slightly less calibrated to the niche of "things are going well and then disaster strikes." This Trapt album is stunningly bad, but of course it is.
I was born in a pretty sick year for metal. You also have Slayer, Atheist, Deicide, Kreator, Bathory, Primus...almost whatever you're into.
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I was born in a pretty sick year for metal. You also have Slayer, Atheist, Deicide, Kreator, Bathory, Primus...almost whatever you're into.
Especially if we get Mandy Patinkin in there. That might fix me.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Especially if we get Mandy Patinkin in there. That might fix me.
Pig chips: now made with cow tools
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Pig chips: now made with cow tools
I swear to God this thread is going to make me start selling TurboForce.
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I swear to God this thread is going to make me start selling TurboForce.
The man is too thirsty for attention. He's going to start a podcast with Kyrie Irving named "None Dare Ball It Conspiracy." Gary Allen is dead, Bill Cooper is dead, but Alex Jones is alive and might be looking for a job soon.
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The man is too thirsty for attention. He's going to start a podcast with Kyrie Irving named "None Dare Ball It Conspiracy." Gary Allen is dead, Bill Cooper is dead, but Alex Jones is alive and might be looking for a job soon.
Some people are just too tall.
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Some people are just too tall.
Every time I see, I shake my head at the NFL's approach to media strategy. Paste is delicious.
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every time I see, I shake my head at the NFL's approach to media strategy. Paste is delicious.
And his surfeit of heart continued right onto Instagram. Bernie is dead, I guess
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
And his surfeit of heart continued right onto Instagram. Bernie is dead, I guess
Technically off by one city, but I'll take it. The Triangle doesn't have a lot of movies.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Technically off by one city, but I'll take it. The Triangle doesn't have a lot of movies.
This is already public information, so I can't get sued by the litigious Mr. Copperfield. Could be someone else, but I hope he kept track of that Learjet he vanished.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is already public information, so I can't get sued by the litigious Mr. Copperfield. Could be someone else, but I hope he kept track of that Learjet he vanished.
That's very good.
I'm just happy to be dredging Life from the Loam on my way out of Town.
I'm just happy to be dredging Life from the Loam on my way out of Town.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That's very good.
I'm just happy to be dredging Life from the Loam on my way out of Town.
I'm just happy to be dredging Life from the Loam on my way out of Town.
Some kid in my elementary school ('97 probably?) had a few random cards. These are the ones I remember. Confusing, but also intriguing Eventually convinced my grandpa to buy me the Portal two player kit from Waldenbooks. He even tried to learn to play, but not for more than an evening.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Some kid in my elementary school ('97 probably?) had a few random cards. These are the ones I remember. Confusing, but also intriguing Eventually convinced my grandpa to buy me the Portal two player kit from Waldenbooks. He even tried to learn to play, but not for more than an evening.
Going back to the first "broken" deck I made. Skullclamp, this, and Ashnod's Altar was pretty ferocious back in high school.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Going back to the first "broken" deck I made. Skullclamp, this, and Ashnod's Altar was pretty ferocious back in high school.
There is exactly one good thing about Skyline Chili, and it's this. Sorry to the kids, not sorry to the city of Cincinnati.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There is exactly one good thing about Skyline Chili, and it's this. Sorry to the kids, not sorry to the city of Cincinnati.
I'm not surprised kids aren't using these any more, but that's supposed to be because you can look up any word with two clicks, not because you're just ignoring the fact that you don't know what it means.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm not surprised kids aren't using these any more, but that's supposed to be because you can look up any word with two clicks, not because you're just ignoring the fact that you don't know what it means.
An all-time nickname. Up there with The Whizzinator.
Speaking of which. Their website is incredible.
Speaking of which. Their website is incredible.
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
An all-time nickname. Up there with The Whizzinator.
Speaking of which. Their website is incredible.
Speaking of which. Their website is incredible.