Karl
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Oof. I didn't know about that. Well, we can add him to the nightmare tour bus with Dave Mustaine, Jon Schaffer, and Krist Novoselic (I know he's less bad, but there are only so many bass players interesting enough to be objectionable).
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True, but it happens so much that it feels like it must sometimes be sincere.
I wonder if SOAD got it a lot. BYOB was pretty freaking clear, but it's not hard to imagine hearing Chop Suey or Aerials and having no idea what Serj was talking about.
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I think there are a lot of people for whom the words are totally meaningless. They're just an instrument. You'd think these people would be more receptive to being indoctrinated into liking Japanese metal, but people keep telling me to leave the Arby's.
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Can we automate printing?
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That formula predates me
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He's a Catholic fuckface. I wish we could ship him off to the evangelicals.
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It is incredible how accurate "Ur-Fascism" is. The enemy must be too strong and too weak at the same time.
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Me too. Skeet is such a bad choice of verb for posting here, unless you're Lil Jon
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Skattebo will be taking snaps in a wheelchair
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Indiana Jones entering his Crystal Skull era
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Sometimes, I want to consume a sandwich. Do you know anywhere I could get one?
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Breece Hall: I wish I could rush for more yards than my QB passes for
*monkey paw curls one finger*
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Mike McDaniel is coaching like a broken man. I feel bad for him.
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But it should still be legal to throw dimes at them. There is no prohibition on nickling *or* diming. Know your rights.
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Incredibly, Skynyrd is still touring. Every original member is dead. Johnny Van Zant is as close as it gets, and that isn't that close. Can we please have the FBI work on this instead of whatever harmful stuff they're doing?
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It's not the kind of word you ever want to be perfect for the moment, but it is.
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I feel like Baker in a hat kind of looks like Joe from You. Hopefully no caging will occur.
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I wasn't there, but was "Born to Run" his breakout? If so, being off by most of a decade and five albums is not great.

But almost everything in Bohemian Rhapsody was wrong too, and that still ended up pretty good imo.
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It's good work. Except
"Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee."
This is backwards. Even good coffee is bad coffee.
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All media companies have to know that a huge % of people will not go beyond picture + headline. If those two things don't provide a ~accurate idea of the article's information, they are doing something not worth distinguishing from lying.
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I know that we like to laugh at Rodgers' darkness retreat - because he seems like a weird asshole - but I can see the appeal. It would at least be quiet.
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Fucked if I know what we did.
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I've been embracing the void pretty hard since the speech to the generals. It's not as cozy in here as you'd think.
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Going to be pretty dangerous to try this move with graters instead of guitars, but what the hell
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Plaintiff: Your honor, the statutory construction requires that the respondent cooked, not that he *be* cooked. The government has elided over this distinguish to the harm of the American People.