Karl
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Karl
@zippkode.bsky.social
That '90s Show exists! It isn't very good, but Red and Kitty are still funny.
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Panthers making the top 14 seems generous, tbh
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Probably the same reason they think he has the power to stop corporate ownership of homes
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I just had a thought. Literally yesterday I was bumped by a car that was backing up. I was fine; they only tapped by outstretched hand.

If any moving vehicle is a deadly weapon, could I have shot the driver? Would folks be saying that was a reasonable response?
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
It is not yet 23. ICE couldn't rent a car if it were a person.
January 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
As Denny likes to say: I'm in
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
What does it mean that they use vocalizations for seeing? Is it like bats echolocating?
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Reminds me of when Jamie Collins was ejected for demonstrating how David Montgomery (when he played for the bad guys) lowered his head into contact...by headbutting the ref in the chest.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLXE...
Jamie Collins Ejected For Contacting Referee | Bears vs. Lions | NFL Week 1
YouTube video by Highlight Heaven
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I thought the official app of sports was DraftKings
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
The last 10 minutes of The Wire is in the running for best 10 minutes of television.
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Crete, but Luxor is tempting.
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
LAR favored by 10 as a #5 is nice too.
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
It hurts me to say, but MCDC has been a bit lost in the sauce all year. Probably developed a tolerance to his 1100mg of caffeine before lunch. Gotta pump that up to 1600.
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Everyone can be Shaq on the Celtics if they just keep showing up
January 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Make sure to point out to her that many Mexicans are white, since Hispanic is an ethnicity and not a race. That ought to calm her down.
January 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You bring the burgler tools, I'll bring the pronglin' tools.
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
He's getting absolutely blasted on sacramental wine.
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
"What if he's actually got no creatures and this is a bluff to make me Portcullis myself?"
January 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Is there a reason they added a week on the back end of the season instead of the front? Seems like a much better marketing strategy to save us from Hell (the baseball-only months) sooner but idk
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
And while I'm tempted to agree that it doesn't matter - I have watched the evening news ones that I know of and was drunk at the time - the administration thinks is matters enough to use finite resources to propagandize there. That's not nothing. They're smart about media.
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
When someone suggests that every team could have a dome if only their city would build them one
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Sure. My baseline assumption is that actual policy positions only matter to weirdos. Vibes are all that matter to most people.
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
If you can get past (or, as I do, enjoy) his American Psycho vibe, he's a very good candidate. Combative, quick, charming, knows a lot.
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM