Zoe Camellia
@zoecamellia.bsky.social
I used to be a total cunt. I still am, but I used to, too.
I shittalk Fetterman like Erik tweets Ted Cruz.
I shittalk Fetterman like Erik tweets Ted Cruz.
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
July 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
@fetterman.senate.gov Hey good job on your social media team for realizing what a piece of shit you are and that's it better to just not post.
Y'all should mutiny and post your grievances on this account.
Y'all should mutiny and post your grievances on this account.
July 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@fetterman.senate.gov Hey good job on your social media team for realizing what a piece of shit you are and that's it better to just not post.
Y'all should mutiny and post your grievances on this account.
Y'all should mutiny and post your grievances on this account.
Given the typical progression of this shit, I can't wait for Trump to commission a song about how It's No Good Diddling Kids.
July 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Given the typical progression of this shit, I can't wait for Trump to commission a song about how It's No Good Diddling Kids.
@fetterman.senate.gov I love making fun of your dumb ass, but thanks for shutting the fuck up for the last five or so days. I know that's hard for you.
July 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov I love making fun of your dumb ass, but thanks for shutting the fuck up for the last five or so days. I know that's hard for you.
July 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hey @fetterman.senate.gov you look like your spirit animal is a tapeworm
July 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hey @fetterman.senate.gov you look like your spirit animal is a tapeworm
Everyone bemoans the demise of the US monoculture, but damn if we all don't take for granted now the lack of shitty "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" impressions and the like repeated ad nauseam.
July 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Everyone bemoans the demise of the US monoculture, but damn if we all don't take for granted now the lack of shitty "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" impressions and the like repeated ad nauseam.
@schumer.senate.gov If accurate names are that important to you, could you change yours to Schmuck Coomer? Your current name doesn't reflect the degree of your self-indulgent, masturbatory PR statements.
July 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
@schumer.senate.gov If accurate names are that important to you, could you change yours to Schmuck Coomer? Your current name doesn't reflect the degree of your self-indulgent, masturbatory PR statements.
hey @fetterman.senate.gov can you comment on that dog you fucked? Did you find it especially sexy or is it just the exercise of power on a helpless being that gets you off?
June 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hey @fetterman.senate.gov can you comment on that dog you fucked? Did you find it especially sexy or is it just the exercise of power on a helpless being that gets you off?
@carbajal.house.gov Did you seriously just try to use Trump as a scare tactic when you voted against impeachment? When you voted against care for trans children?
You are pure neoliberal scum. How much is it for you to eat my asshole, since apparently you'll sell out for anything?
You are pure neoliberal scum. How much is it for you to eat my asshole, since apparently you'll sell out for anything?
June 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@carbajal.house.gov Did you seriously just try to use Trump as a scare tactic when you voted against impeachment? When you voted against care for trans children?
You are pure neoliberal scum. How much is it for you to eat my asshole, since apparently you'll sell out for anything?
You are pure neoliberal scum. How much is it for you to eat my asshole, since apparently you'll sell out for anything?
@juliabrownley.house.gov Hey, what kind of braindead social media manager / team decided to keep this profile up? You're on a progressive site spouting neolib shit, ALL replies to you are negative, and you're not even attempting to engage in conversation - which even Couch did if only ironically.
June 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@juliabrownley.house.gov Hey, what kind of braindead social media manager / team decided to keep this profile up? You're on a progressive site spouting neolib shit, ALL replies to you are negative, and you're not even attempting to engage in conversation - which even Couch did if only ironically.
The Coup - "The Guillotine"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
www.youtube.com
June 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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As federal authorities left, initially slowly, stun munitions thrown from the side of their vehicles. At least one person hit by one is currently en route to the emergency room
June 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
As federal authorities left, initially slowly, stun munitions thrown from the side of their vehicles. At least one person hit by one is currently en route to the emergency room
Can't wait for the point where drone operators are "aided" by LLMs over a headset and suddenly vibe massacres are a thing
June 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can't wait for the point where drone operators are "aided" by LLMs over a headset and suddenly vibe massacres are a thing
Hey @fetterman.senate.gov , did you watch Bedazzled and made a point to change your life, or did you just sell your soul to the devil to be a head-empty, small-dicked public entertainer out of coincidence?
May 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Hey @fetterman.senate.gov , did you watch Bedazzled and made a point to change your life, or did you just sell your soul to the devil to be a head-empty, small-dicked public entertainer out of coincidence?
Hey @fetterman.senate.gov , I work with the firm of Jones, Jones, & Jones: we've been trying to reach you about a paternity case but you won't respond elsewhere. Can you confirm if this your child, please? Admittedly we're going on physical resemblance but witnesses say the smell is there too
May 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hey @fetterman.senate.gov , I work with the firm of Jones, Jones, & Jones: we've been trying to reach you about a paternity case but you won't respond elsewhere. Can you confirm if this your child, please? Admittedly we're going on physical resemblance but witnesses say the smell is there too
@fetterman.senate.gov Hey Fetterman, do you shave your head or did the rest of you decide to take after your dead-ass eyes?
May 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov Hey Fetterman, do you shave your head or did the rest of you decide to take after your dead-ass eyes?
@fetterman.senate.gov Hey I know you decided to base your mental health on Trump's golf game but did you really need to go that many strokes over par?
May 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov Hey I know you decided to base your mental health on Trump's golf game but did you really need to go that many strokes over par?
No one is coming to save you.
No one is coming to save you.
We have got to save ourselves this time.
No one is coming to save you.
We have got to save ourselves this time.
March 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
No one is coming to save you.
No one is coming to save you.
We have got to save ourselves this time.
No one is coming to save you.
We have got to save ourselves this time.
You know things are horrendous when even the comments section on Hacker News is questioning this lunacy. To varying degrees, admittedly, but they're not doing the usual techbro circlejerk
"Ensuring Accountability for All Agencies" – Executive Order | Hacker News
news.ycombinator.com
February 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You know things are horrendous when even the comments section on Hacker News is questioning this lunacy. To varying degrees, admittedly, but they're not doing the usual techbro circlejerk
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Update: several of the speakers went to talk to the anti-Trump/pro-high speed rail demonstrators. It was very contentious, and someone threw what appeared to be an orange.
February 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Update: several of the speakers went to talk to the anti-Trump/pro-high speed rail demonstrators. It was very contentious, and someone threw what appeared to be an orange.
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When did everyone start talking about “touching the stove”
February 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When did everyone start talking about “touching the stove”
❌Born in time to explore the Earth
❌ Born in time to explore the stars
✅ Born in time to punch some goddamned Nazis
❌ Born in time to explore the stars
✅ Born in time to punch some goddamned Nazis
February 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
❌Born in time to explore the Earth
❌ Born in time to explore the stars
✅ Born in time to punch some goddamned Nazis
❌ Born in time to explore the stars
✅ Born in time to punch some goddamned Nazis
Finally got my first temp ban / ToS content removal from Reddit in 15 years.
The content? Literally just the Navy Seal copypasta. Our children are growing up in a dark, dark world.
The content? Literally just the Navy Seal copypasta. Our children are growing up in a dark, dark world.
February 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Finally got my first temp ban / ToS content removal from Reddit in 15 years.
The content? Literally just the Navy Seal copypasta. Our children are growing up in a dark, dark world.
The content? Literally just the Navy Seal copypasta. Our children are growing up in a dark, dark world.
I overheard a flock of teenagers comment "check out this cat" with reference to me, then give me ample space as I went past to get hot sauce at Taco Joint.
Currently experiencing that paralyzing mid-30s anxiety of knowing that you are either extremely cool or extremely lame, but not which
Currently experiencing that paralyzing mid-30s anxiety of knowing that you are either extremely cool or extremely lame, but not which
January 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I overheard a flock of teenagers comment "check out this cat" with reference to me, then give me ample space as I went past to get hot sauce at Taco Joint.
Currently experiencing that paralyzing mid-30s anxiety of knowing that you are either extremely cool or extremely lame, but not which
Currently experiencing that paralyzing mid-30s anxiety of knowing that you are either extremely cool or extremely lame, but not which