Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
@zombiefx.bsky.social
Elon Musk is a moron, a pathological liar, and a fraud, and here is why:
#Starship will catch up any minute...
...any minute...
Any... OH ! ... ah wait, false alarm, just caught fire...
... again.
...any minute...
Any... OH ! ... ah wait, false alarm, just caught fire...
... again.
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
#Starship will catch up any minute...
...any minute...
Any... OH ! ... ah wait, false alarm, just caught fire...
... again.
...any minute...
Any... OH ! ... ah wait, false alarm, just caught fire...
... again.
Watch the video - Jesus Christ.
Not even trying to hide the #scam!!!
#Tesla #Cybertruck #fail #Elon
electrek.co/2025/12/18/e...
Not even trying to hide the #scam!!!
#Tesla #Cybertruck #fail #Elon
electrek.co/2025/12/18/e...
Elon Musk's SpaceX bought tens of millions worth of Cybertrucks Tesla can't sell
As demand for the Cybertruck can’t reach more than about 10% of Tesla’s planned production capacity, Elon Musk used his...
electrek.co
December 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Watch the video - Jesus Christ.
Not even trying to hide the #scam!!!
#Tesla #Cybertruck #fail #Elon
electrek.co/2025/12/18/e...
Not even trying to hide the #scam!!!
#Tesla #Cybertruck #fail #Elon
electrek.co/2025/12/18/e...
Santa has the best ideas.
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Santa has the best ideas.
If Tate could read and write, we would have another #Epstein list on our hands.
Like father like son.
Barron Trump's ties to accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate exposed in NYT report
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3c...
Barron Trump's ties to accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate exposed in NYT report
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3c...
Barron Trump's ties to accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate exposed in NYT report
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
If Tate could read and write, we would have another #Epstein list on our hands.
Reposted by Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
Lawmaker: your FSD is false advertising and dangerous.
Tesla: let me fix that! ... - here is a FUNNY PHOTO MODE :D
Seriously.
They face a sales ban, and THIS is their solution.
You can't make that shit up.
Tesla: let me fix that! ... - here is a FUNNY PHOTO MODE :D
Seriously.
They face a sales ban, and THIS is their solution.
You can't make that shit up.
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Lawmaker: your FSD is false advertising and dangerous.
Tesla: let me fix that! ... - here is a FUNNY PHOTO MODE :D
Seriously.
They face a sales ban, and THIS is their solution.
You can't make that shit up.
Tesla: let me fix that! ... - here is a FUNNY PHOTO MODE :D
Seriously.
They face a sales ban, and THIS is their solution.
You can't make that shit up.
MicroSoft
Soft>Hard (opposite)
Micro>Macro (escalation)
< and they call Elon a genius???
It should be Macro or Mega. MegaHard. Ha...
Here is a list of words that are more entertaining than this ADULT IDIOTS' idea of 'humour'.
www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-...
Soft>Hard (opposite)
Micro>Macro (escalation)
< and they call Elon a genius???
It should be Macro or Mega. MegaHard. Ha...
Here is a list of words that are more entertaining than this ADULT IDIOTS' idea of 'humour'.
www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-...
December 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
MicroSoft
Soft>Hard (opposite)
Micro>Macro (escalation)
< and they call Elon a genius???
It should be Macro or Mega. MegaHard. Ha...
Here is a list of words that are more entertaining than this ADULT IDIOTS' idea of 'humour'.
www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-...
Soft>Hard (opposite)
Micro>Macro (escalation)
< and they call Elon a genius???
It should be Macro or Mega. MegaHard. Ha...
Here is a list of words that are more entertaining than this ADULT IDIOTS' idea of 'humour'.
www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-...
You find this kind of crap on Etsy for cheaper.
This is #SouljaBoy levels of embarrassing.
www.jalopnik.com/2054878/tesl...
This is #SouljaBoy levels of embarrassing.
www.jalopnik.com/2054878/tesl...
Tesla's Latest Product No One Asked For Is A $350 Pickleball Paddle - Jalopnik
Selkirk claims that the Tesla Plaid Paddle isn't just a branding exercise, but an engineering collaboration with the electric automaker.
www.jalopnik.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
You find this kind of crap on Etsy for cheaper.
This is #SouljaBoy levels of embarrassing.
www.jalopnik.com/2054878/tesl...
This is #SouljaBoy levels of embarrassing.
www.jalopnik.com/2054878/tesl...
I honestly can't tell how old this manchild is.
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I honestly can't tell how old this manchild is.
You need qualifications for every job.
Except US president.
Except US president.
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You need qualifications for every job.
Except US president.
Except US president.
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hahhaah~ I take this as a badge of honour, thanks, you pathetic weasel :)
Public: "Oh how strange"
Private: banned! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF OUR MESSIAH!!
#FreeSpeechabsolutists just like their Führer ♥
This asshole tried to start a chat with me, but I didn't even bother to read the hypocritical shit.
Public: "Oh how strange"
Private: banned! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF OUR MESSIAH!!
#FreeSpeechabsolutists just like their Führer ♥
This asshole tried to start a chat with me, but I didn't even bother to read the hypocritical shit.
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hahhaah~ I take this as a badge of honour, thanks, you pathetic weasel :)
Public: "Oh how strange"
Private: banned! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF OUR MESSIAH!!
#FreeSpeechabsolutists just like their Führer ♥
This asshole tried to start a chat with me, but I didn't even bother to read the hypocritical shit.
Public: "Oh how strange"
Private: banned! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF OUR MESSIAH!!
#FreeSpeechabsolutists just like their Führer ♥
This asshole tried to start a chat with me, but I didn't even bother to read the hypocritical shit.
"Fresh new markets". So dumb corporate speak.
The last time you got grandpa and mom play was the Wii.
This rare exception aside: who is this "market" supposed to be? Stiff workers too exhausted? People who have real problems and don't care about or can't afford games?
Probably very young kids huh?
The last time you got grandpa and mom play was the Wii.
This rare exception aside: who is this "market" supposed to be? Stiff workers too exhausted? People who have real problems and don't care about or can't afford games?
Probably very young kids huh?
"...there has to be a willingness to invest in fresh new markets, build products that expand the medium's appeal and reach, and put in the work to engage consumers who aren't plugged into games media and influencer ecosystems."
www.gamesindustry.biz/novembers-da...
www.gamesindustry.biz/novembers-da...
November’s data shows gaming struggling to reach beyond the core | Opinion
Warning signs have been flashing all year, but the US sales slump is the starkest sign yet of how vulnerable the industry’s narrow focus has made it.
www.gamesindustry.biz
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"Fresh new markets". So dumb corporate speak.
The last time you got grandpa and mom play was the Wii.
This rare exception aside: who is this "market" supposed to be? Stiff workers too exhausted? People who have real problems and don't care about or can't afford games?
Probably very young kids huh?
The last time you got grandpa and mom play was the Wii.
This rare exception aside: who is this "market" supposed to be? Stiff workers too exhausted? People who have real problems and don't care about or can't afford games?
Probably very young kids huh?
Because GOD FORBID A BILLIONAIRE IS CHECKED - FOR ONCE in human history!
Let's go around poor neighbourhoods and take away a little more bread and medicine instead!
And yes, this is due to #corruption. What else.
www.businessinsider.com/delaware-cou...
Let's go around poor neighbourhoods and take away a little more bread and medicine instead!
And yes, this is due to #corruption. What else.
www.businessinsider.com/delaware-cou...
Elon Musk should get his $55 billion Tesla pay package from 2018, Delaware Supreme Court rules
Elon Musk is entitled to his $55.8-billion Tesla pay package from 2018, Delaware's Supreme Court ruled, overturning a 2024 decision.
www.businessinsider.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Because GOD FORBID A BILLIONAIRE IS CHECKED - FOR ONCE in human history!
Let's go around poor neighbourhoods and take away a little more bread and medicine instead!
And yes, this is due to #corruption. What else.
www.businessinsider.com/delaware-cou...
Let's go around poor neighbourhoods and take away a little more bread and medicine instead!
And yes, this is due to #corruption. What else.
www.businessinsider.com/delaware-cou...
#Americans. They did it. Twice. Every single one an idiot.
Classic and always true
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
#Americans. They did it. Twice. Every single one an idiot.
... this and an electric chair for treason and inciting violence, ending with death.
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
... this and an electric chair for treason and inciting violence, ending with death.
Finally, #Jeep isn't dead last.
I imagine they thanked #Tesla with a card or something ♥
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
I imagine they thanked #Tesla with a card or something ♥
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
December 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Finally, #Jeep isn't dead last.
I imagine they thanked #Tesla with a card or something ♥
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
I imagine they thanked #Tesla with a card or something ♥
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
Murderers. And now moving on to killing American citizens next by taking away their healthcare.
THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE.
THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Either that or the hoarding of #billionaires gets in the way of poor people having enough spending money to afford #children!
It doesn't help this drug addicts (on and off) bestie, #Trump is killing the (Super)Market - which this ignorant asshole #Elon actually supports!
> stupidity or ignorance?!
It doesn't help this drug addicts (on and off) bestie, #Trump is killing the (Super)Market - which this ignorant asshole #Elon actually supports!
> stupidity or ignorance?!
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Either that or the hoarding of #billionaires gets in the way of poor people having enough spending money to afford #children!
It doesn't help this drug addicts (on and off) bestie, #Trump is killing the (Super)Market - which this ignorant asshole #Elon actually supports!
> stupidity or ignorance?!
It doesn't help this drug addicts (on and off) bestie, #Trump is killing the (Super)Market - which this ignorant asshole #Elon actually supports!
> stupidity or ignorance?!
648.000.000.000 $ < #fascists #Elon 's wealth.
6.600.000.000 $ < cost to feed the world for 1 year.
He could easily feed the world for a literal 100 years.
We are such a fk awful species for this to be a thing.
Fucking ants are above us - working together.
finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...
6.600.000.000 $ < cost to feed the world for 1 year.
He could easily feed the world for a literal 100 years.
We are such a fk awful species for this to be a thing.
Fucking ants are above us - working together.
finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...
Elon Musk is worth a record $648 billion — and his wealth gain this year exceeds Bernard Arnault's entire fortune
Elon Musk has grown $216 billion richer this year, thanks to Tesla stock hitting an all-time high and SpaceX doubling in value since the summer.
finance.yahoo.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
648.000.000.000 $ < #fascists #Elon 's wealth.
6.600.000.000 $ < cost to feed the world for 1 year.
He could easily feed the world for a literal 100 years.
We are such a fk awful species for this to be a thing.
Fucking ants are above us - working together.
finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...
6.600.000.000 $ < cost to feed the world for 1 year.
He could easily feed the world for a literal 100 years.
We are such a fk awful species for this to be a thing.
Fucking ants are above us - working together.
finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...
#Elon is said to have a saviour complex, though that's only the case if your skin is #white!
He bragged that he could end world hunger (which would cost him 6.6 billion according to the World Food Program #WFP).
Yet all he does is take bread away so his scumbag friends can save another penny.
He bragged that he could end world hunger (which would cost him 6.6 billion according to the World Food Program #WFP).
Yet all he does is take bread away so his scumbag friends can save another penny.
December 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Electrek reported on this before, but we are going from 'a few hundred up to a thousand' to probably about 2.000 trucks.
#Tesla and its #fraud continues - offloading 'cars' nobody wants by selling them from the left into the right hand.
www.jalopnik.com/2055751/elon...
#Tesla and its #fraud continues - offloading 'cars' nobody wants by selling them from the left into the right hand.
www.jalopnik.com/2055751/elon...
Elon Musk Reportedly Using SpaceX Orders To Boost The Cybertruck's Dismal Sales - Jalopnik
It also says a lot about how terrible Cybertruck sales are for Musk to use SpaceX to juice end-of-year sales figures by, at most, 2,000 units.
www.jalopnik.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Electrek reported on this before, but we are going from 'a few hundred up to a thousand' to probably about 2.000 trucks.
#Tesla and its #fraud continues - offloading 'cars' nobody wants by selling them from the left into the right hand.
www.jalopnik.com/2055751/elon...
#Tesla and its #fraud continues - offloading 'cars' nobody wants by selling them from the left into the right hand.
www.jalopnik.com/2055751/elon...
December 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM