Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
@zombiefx.bsky.social
Elon Musk is a moron, a pathological liar, and a fraud, and here is why:
Who else but Musk fans would have a motive?
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who else but Musk fans would have a motive?
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Instead of solar on ground and servers on ground it's cheaper to blow smaller units into space because....
This is like the Hyperloop claiming it's cheaper than high-speed rail.
Despite being high-speed rail, in a vacuum tube.
#fraud
This is like the Hyperloop claiming it's cheaper than high-speed rail.
Despite being high-speed rail, in a vacuum tube.
#fraud
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Instead of solar on ground and servers on ground it's cheaper to blow smaller units into space because....
This is like the Hyperloop claiming it's cheaper than high-speed rail.
Despite being high-speed rail, in a vacuum tube.
#fraud
This is like the Hyperloop claiming it's cheaper than high-speed rail.
Despite being high-speed rail, in a vacuum tube.
#fraud
And that's why you need Sensors.
See that?
I sure don't.
See that?
I sure don't.
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
And that's why you need Sensors.
See that?
I sure don't.
See that?
I sure don't.
Can anyone point out where #Tesla is mentioned?
The ruler of everything autonomous didn't make the cut.
Day 3634 of Tesla failing to deliver on their promise and committing consumer #fraud.
I'm certain Tesla fans feel strongly they do it 'soon'.
cnevpost.com/2025/12/15/c...
The ruler of everything autonomous didn't make the cut.
Day 3634 of Tesla failing to deliver on their promise and committing consumer #fraud.
I'm certain Tesla fans feel strongly they do it 'soon'.
cnevpost.com/2025/12/15/c...
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Can anyone point out where #Tesla is mentioned?
The ruler of everything autonomous didn't make the cut.
Day 3634 of Tesla failing to deliver on their promise and committing consumer #fraud.
I'm certain Tesla fans feel strongly they do it 'soon'.
cnevpost.com/2025/12/15/c...
The ruler of everything autonomous didn't make the cut.
Day 3634 of Tesla failing to deliver on their promise and committing consumer #fraud.
I'm certain Tesla fans feel strongly they do it 'soon'.
cnevpost.com/2025/12/15/c...
A thin disguise for a softcore porn generator.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A thin disguise for a softcore porn generator.
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Uh no. You can't.
By "someone" he refers to a person. Aka an adult. This would, 100%, end this person.
And what are you going to do with the 99.99% "excess"?
Or does he think the body magically shrinks into a new shape?
And that's just two things before you even consider the science behind it.
By "someone" he refers to a person. Aka an adult. This would, 100%, end this person.
And what are you going to do with the 99.99% "excess"?
Or does he think the body magically shrinks into a new shape?
And that's just two things before you even consider the science behind it.
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Uh no. You can't.
By "someone" he refers to a person. Aka an adult. This would, 100%, end this person.
And what are you going to do with the 99.99% "excess"?
Or does he think the body magically shrinks into a new shape?
And that's just two things before you even consider the science behind it.
By "someone" he refers to a person. Aka an adult. This would, 100%, end this person.
And what are you going to do with the 99.99% "excess"?
Or does he think the body magically shrinks into a new shape?
And that's just two things before you even consider the science behind it.
Remember: he is one of those #immigrants he told us to hate.
#Elon is the prime example of "them" abusing the system.
Anyone who stole millions and billions needs to be arrested.
The rest- literally not worth the way to their homes.
#Elon is the prime example of "them" abusing the system.
Anyone who stole millions and billions needs to be arrested.
The rest- literally not worth the way to their homes.
December 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Remember: he is one of those #immigrants he told us to hate.
#Elon is the prime example of "them" abusing the system.
Anyone who stole millions and billions needs to be arrested.
The rest- literally not worth the way to their homes.
#Elon is the prime example of "them" abusing the system.
Anyone who stole millions and billions needs to be arrested.
The rest- literally not worth the way to their homes.
I just HAD to fix the 2021 entry.
Words fail to describe how wrong it was.
Other than that, I have no complaints.
#gameawards
Words fail to describe how wrong it was.
Other than that, I have no complaints.
#gameawards
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I just HAD to fix the 2021 entry.
Words fail to describe how wrong it was.
Other than that, I have no complaints.
#gameawards
Words fail to describe how wrong it was.
Other than that, I have no complaints.
#gameawards
You do realize old games were hardly bigger inside?
They only reduced waste.
They only reduced waste.
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
You do realize old games were hardly bigger inside?
They only reduced waste.
They only reduced waste.
Don't worry.
Those TWO MILLION RESERVATIONS of Cybertruck will fix this any minute...! They will destroy the competition!! AND WHITE ROBOTS SHALL RAIGN SUPREME!
Those TWO MILLION RESERVATIONS of Cybertruck will fix this any minute...! They will destroy the competition!! AND WHITE ROBOTS SHALL RAIGN SUPREME!
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Don't worry.
Those TWO MILLION RESERVATIONS of Cybertruck will fix this any minute...! They will destroy the competition!! AND WHITE ROBOTS SHALL RAIGN SUPREME!
Those TWO MILLION RESERVATIONS of Cybertruck will fix this any minute...! They will destroy the competition!! AND WHITE ROBOTS SHALL RAIGN SUPREME!
Okay cool.
And WHO owned those slaves? And what did the Confederacy fight for? Those African people put on boats... What color did the captain have?!
Hm?!
LYING does include knowingly leaving out important details and he IS LYING right now!
#Elon earlier agreed how common and normal slavery was.
And WHO owned those slaves? And what did the Confederacy fight for? Those African people put on boats... What color did the captain have?!
Hm?!
LYING does include knowingly leaving out important details and he IS LYING right now!
#Elon earlier agreed how common and normal slavery was.
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Okay cool.
And WHO owned those slaves? And what did the Confederacy fight for? Those African people put on boats... What color did the captain have?!
Hm?!
LYING does include knowingly leaving out important details and he IS LYING right now!
#Elon earlier agreed how common and normal slavery was.
And WHO owned those slaves? And what did the Confederacy fight for? Those African people put on boats... What color did the captain have?!
Hm?!
LYING does include knowingly leaving out important details and he IS LYING right now!
#Elon earlier agreed how common and normal slavery was.
"I swear the people you never meet or hear - they love me and the others you do hear - don't listen to them!"
This is on par with "MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT- BUT SHE LIVES IN CANADA!"
#Elon is such an embarrassing piece of shit.
This is on par with "MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT- BUT SHE LIVES IN CANADA!"
#Elon is such an embarrassing piece of shit.
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"I swear the people you never meet or hear - they love me and the others you do hear - don't listen to them!"
This is on par with "MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT- BUT SHE LIVES IN CANADA!"
#Elon is such an embarrassing piece of shit.
This is on par with "MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT- BUT SHE LIVES IN CANADA!"
#Elon is such an embarrassing piece of shit.
Hahah - and he'd do it?!
Let me check the jury on that one!
He chicked on Zuckerburg.
He was beaten up by a Trump official.
And he claimed his 5 year old did it.
WIMP!
Let me check the jury on that one!
He chicked on Zuckerburg.
He was beaten up by a Trump official.
And he claimed his 5 year old did it.
WIMP!
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hahah - and he'd do it?!
Let me check the jury on that one!
He chicked on Zuckerburg.
He was beaten up by a Trump official.
And he claimed his 5 year old did it.
WIMP!
Let me check the jury on that one!
He chicked on Zuckerburg.
He was beaten up by a Trump official.
And he claimed his 5 year old did it.
WIMP!
Fascist says what?
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Fascist says what?
Donald is a rapist.
Elon is a drug user who said his daughter is dead.
Fyi she's fine...
And those things are the tip of the iceberg. There are enough awful things between them to make a glacier blush!
Elon is a drug user who said his daughter is dead.
Fyi she's fine...
And those things are the tip of the iceberg. There are enough awful things between them to make a glacier blush!
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Donald is a rapist.
Elon is a drug user who said his daughter is dead.
Fyi she's fine...
And those things are the tip of the iceberg. There are enough awful things between them to make a glacier blush!
Elon is a drug user who said his daughter is dead.
Fyi she's fine...
And those things are the tip of the iceberg. There are enough awful things between them to make a glacier blush!
Does it matter if people are white or brown or something in between 500 years down the line?
Oh right, the SUPERIOR RACE has to survive...
Except, if it was superior, why is it dying out like neanderthals?!
Elon is the best example of why it's failing :)
Oh right, the SUPERIOR RACE has to survive...
Except, if it was superior, why is it dying out like neanderthals?!
Elon is the best example of why it's failing :)
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Does it matter if people are white or brown or something in between 500 years down the line?
Oh right, the SUPERIOR RACE has to survive...
Except, if it was superior, why is it dying out like neanderthals?!
Elon is the best example of why it's failing :)
Oh right, the SUPERIOR RACE has to survive...
Except, if it was superior, why is it dying out like neanderthals?!
Elon is the best example of why it's failing :)
Elon' doesn't understand freaking HTML, let alone the complexity of AI - why is he on the cover?
"Print me your code to review" THIS is the level of understanding he has.
Its like handing hardcore vegans the 'meat eater of the year' award.
"Print me your code to review" THIS is the level of understanding he has.
Its like handing hardcore vegans the 'meat eater of the year' award.
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Elon' doesn't understand freaking HTML, let alone the complexity of AI - why is he on the cover?
"Print me your code to review" THIS is the level of understanding he has.
Its like handing hardcore vegans the 'meat eater of the year' award.
"Print me your code to review" THIS is the level of understanding he has.
Its like handing hardcore vegans the 'meat eater of the year' award.
"Fashion is stuck in 2015!"
And he wears a shirt with STAR WARS font.
Star Wars, like all the ideas he steals, is half a century old by now. 1978.
Sigh. This man...
And he wears a shirt with STAR WARS font.
Star Wars, like all the ideas he steals, is half a century old by now. 1978.
Sigh. This man...
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
"Fashion is stuck in 2015!"
And he wears a shirt with STAR WARS font.
Star Wars, like all the ideas he steals, is half a century old by now. 1978.
Sigh. This man...
And he wears a shirt with STAR WARS font.
Star Wars, like all the ideas he steals, is half a century old by now. 1978.
Sigh. This man...
"Man, that Nazi girl really gets me going"
- Elon
- Elon
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Man, that Nazi girl really gets me going"
- Elon
- Elon
No white guilt!
More white power?
"Pretty please!"
- Elon
More white power?
"Pretty please!"
- Elon
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
No white guilt!
More white power?
"Pretty please!"
- Elon
More white power?
"Pretty please!"
- Elon
