Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
@zombiefx.bsky.social
Elon Musk is a moron, a pathological liar, and a fraud, and here is why:
#Tesla does not do safety recalls.
They rush by buses, run over dummies of kids, and release an even more aggressive drive mode, 'Mad Max'.
This alone has to be illegal but apparently it is not (in the US).
www.autoblog.com/news/waymo-r...
They rush by buses, run over dummies of kids, and release an even more aggressive drive mode, 'Mad Max'.
This alone has to be illegal but apparently it is not (in the US).
www.autoblog.com/news/waymo-r...
Waymo Recalls 3,000 Robotaxis After Failing to Stop for School Buses
Waymo had initially defended an incident in which a robotaxi overtook a stopped school bus.
www.autoblog.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
#Tesla does not do safety recalls.
They rush by buses, run over dummies of kids, and release an even more aggressive drive mode, 'Mad Max'.
This alone has to be illegal but apparently it is not (in the US).
www.autoblog.com/news/waymo-r...
They rush by buses, run over dummies of kids, and release an even more aggressive drive mode, 'Mad Max'.
This alone has to be illegal but apparently it is not (in the US).
www.autoblog.com/news/waymo-r...
It's hard to feel sympathy for a willing whore.
She sold her body, didn't have to, and now finds out that the pimp (named Elon Musk) is indeed a freaking asshole.
Nothing about this was surprising.
people.com/grimes-claim...
She sold her body, didn't have to, and now finds out that the pimp (named Elon Musk) is indeed a freaking asshole.
Nothing about this was surprising.
people.com/grimes-claim...
Grimes Claims Ex Elon Musk Blocked Her on X amid Their Co-Parenting Relationship: 'This Is So Silly'
Grimes claims her ex Elon Musk blocked her on his social media platform X. The former couple share three children.
people.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It's hard to feel sympathy for a willing whore.
She sold her body, didn't have to, and now finds out that the pimp (named Elon Musk) is indeed a freaking asshole.
Nothing about this was surprising.
people.com/grimes-claim...
She sold her body, didn't have to, and now finds out that the pimp (named Elon Musk) is indeed a freaking asshole.
Nothing about this was surprising.
people.com/grimes-claim...
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I've seen more pictures of Donald Trump...
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've seen more pictures of Donald Trump...
🚨 [Indiana] Lt .Gov. said the Trump admin *did* threaten federal funding. Trump's relationship with Indiana Republicans has collapsed.
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
What's the matter #SpaceX?
"We move with the speed of light compared to others!"
Wasn't that what Elon said?!
Perhaps say it again. In Chinese...
spacenews.com/china-launch...
"We move with the speed of light compared to others!"
Wasn't that what Elon said?!
Perhaps say it again. In Chinese...
spacenews.com/china-launch...
China launches 4 times in 4 days, boosting megaconstellation and surveillance assets
China launches 4 times in 4 days, boosting megaconstellation and surveillance assets China launched four missions in four days, accelerating its record-setting launch cadence while expanding its Guowa...
spacenews.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What's the matter #SpaceX?
"We move with the speed of light compared to others!"
Wasn't that what Elon said?!
Perhaps say it again. In Chinese...
spacenews.com/china-launch...
"We move with the speed of light compared to others!"
Wasn't that what Elon said?!
Perhaps say it again. In Chinese...
spacenews.com/china-launch...
#Ford is kicking #Tesla while it's down.
Not like the CyberTruck ever was a threat to any brand.
www.cnet.com/home/electri...
Not like the CyberTruck ever was a threat to any brand.
www.cnet.com/home/electri...
Ford Bets Big on EVs, $30,000 Electric Pickup Coming in 2027
The American automaker announced a $5 billion investment into its EV plants, a new electric vehicle platform and an affordable electric truck arriving in 2027.
www.cnet.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
#Ford is kicking #Tesla while it's down.
Not like the CyberTruck ever was a threat to any brand.
www.cnet.com/home/electri...
Not like the CyberTruck ever was a threat to any brand.
www.cnet.com/home/electri...
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Da machen wir doch bestimmt fix die 100k Unterschriften voll ⬇️
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Da machen wir doch bestimmt fix die 100k Unterschriften voll ⬇️
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I just HAD to fix the 2021 entry.
Words fail to describe how wrong it was.
Other than that, I have no complaints.
#gameawards
Words fail to describe how wrong it was.
Other than that, I have no complaints.
#gameawards
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I just HAD to fix the 2021 entry.
Words fail to describe how wrong it was.
Other than that, I have no complaints.
#gameawards
Words fail to describe how wrong it was.
Other than that, I have no complaints.
#gameawards
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What do the American people get from an alliance with Russia? Yes, Trump's family and friends will be given billions of dollars from Putin. But how do regular Americans prosper from betraying all of our European friends and allies?
Cartoon by Michael de Adder
Cartoon by Michael de Adder
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What do the American people get from an alliance with Russia? Yes, Trump's family and friends will be given billions of dollars from Putin. But how do regular Americans prosper from betraying all of our European friends and allies?
Cartoon by Michael de Adder
Cartoon by Michael de Adder
Cybertruck complaint summary (2024-2025):
>138 total complaints filed
>9 deaths reported (6.5% of complaints mention deaths)
>27 complaints involve crashes
>3 complaints involve fires
>First complaints filed: April 2024
#Tesla, it will kill you, with fire! ♥
cardog.app/blog/tesla-c...
>138 total complaints filed
>9 deaths reported (6.5% of complaints mention deaths)
>27 complaints involve crashes
>3 complaints involve fires
>First complaints filed: April 2024
#Tesla, it will kill you, with fire! ♥
cardog.app/blog/tesla-c...
Tesla Cybertruck Door Failures: 9 Deaths Reported, Electronic Systems Trap Occupants During Fires
6.5% of Cybertruck complaints mention deaths—30x higher than Ford's rate. Multiple NHTSA complaints describe occupants trapped inside burning vehicles when electronic door systems fail after crashes.
cardog.app
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Cybertruck complaint summary (2024-2025):
>138 total complaints filed
>9 deaths reported (6.5% of complaints mention deaths)
>27 complaints involve crashes
>3 complaints involve fires
>First complaints filed: April 2024
#Tesla, it will kill you, with fire! ♥
cardog.app/blog/tesla-c...
>138 total complaints filed
>9 deaths reported (6.5% of complaints mention deaths)
>27 complaints involve crashes
>3 complaints involve fires
>First complaints filed: April 2024
#Tesla, it will kill you, with fire! ♥
cardog.app/blog/tesla-c...
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"Cameras are great at seeing the world until they can't," a Rivian spokesperson told The Drive.
Amen.
www.thedrive.com/news/rivian-...
Amen.
www.thedrive.com/news/rivian-...
Rivian Will Add Lidar in 2026, Says Tesla's Cameras Aren't Enough
"Cameras are great at seeing the world until they can't," a Rivian spokesperson told The Drive.
www.thedrive.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"Cameras are great at seeing the world until they can't," a Rivian spokesperson told The Drive.
Amen.
www.thedrive.com/news/rivian-...
Amen.
www.thedrive.com/news/rivian-...
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Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher | Andrews McMeel
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher | Andrews McMeel
Okay cool.
And WHO owned those slaves? And what did the Confederacy fight for? Those African people put on boats... What color did the captain have?!
Hm?!
LYING does include knowingly leaving out important details and he IS LYING right now!
#Elon earlier agreed how common and normal slavery was.
And WHO owned those slaves? And what did the Confederacy fight for? Those African people put on boats... What color did the captain have?!
Hm?!
LYING does include knowingly leaving out important details and he IS LYING right now!
#Elon earlier agreed how common and normal slavery was.
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Okay cool.
And WHO owned those slaves? And what did the Confederacy fight for? Those African people put on boats... What color did the captain have?!
Hm?!
LYING does include knowingly leaving out important details and he IS LYING right now!
#Elon earlier agreed how common and normal slavery was.
And WHO owned those slaves? And what did the Confederacy fight for? Those African people put on boats... What color did the captain have?!
Hm?!
LYING does include knowingly leaving out important details and he IS LYING right now!
#Elon earlier agreed how common and normal slavery was.
"I swear the people you never meet or hear - they love me and the others you do hear - don't listen to them!"
This is on par with "MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT- BUT SHE LIVES IN CANADA!"
#Elon is such an embarrassing piece of shit.
This is on par with "MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT- BUT SHE LIVES IN CANADA!"
#Elon is such an embarrassing piece of shit.
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"I swear the people you never meet or hear - they love me and the others you do hear - don't listen to them!"
This is on par with "MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT- BUT SHE LIVES IN CANADA!"
#Elon is such an embarrassing piece of shit.
This is on par with "MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT- BUT SHE LIVES IN CANADA!"
#Elon is such an embarrassing piece of shit.
#GoGoogle!
They drop Twitter and put in Facebook + Reddit for their share function :D
Let's make this a big tech trend!
www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
They drop Twitter and put in Facebook + Reddit for their share function :D
Let's make this a big tech trend!
www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
Google Maps drops X share button and adds Reddit and Facebook in major update
Google Maps has removed the option to share a location on X — at least, it has for some users
www.irishstar.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
#GoGoogle!
They drop Twitter and put in Facebook + Reddit for their share function :D
Let's make this a big tech trend!
www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
They drop Twitter and put in Facebook + Reddit for their share function :D
Let's make this a big tech trend!
www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
A mental illness? Like being a pathological liar and riding the dunning krueger effect at the wrong peak?
Delusional narcissists who sniff their own farts, need confirmation from father figures (Stephen King f.e.) and break down whenever someone tells them 'no'?
www.ibtimes.co.uk/elon-musk-cl...
Delusional narcissists who sniff their own farts, need confirmation from father figures (Stephen King f.e.) and break down whenever someone tells them 'no'?
www.ibtimes.co.uk/elon-musk-cl...
Elon Said His Trans 'Son' is Mentally Ill in Response To Newsom
Elon Musk takes on Newsom's sarcastic comment about the billionaire's trans son. The CEO clarified that Xavier is mentally ill because of 'evil woke mind virus.'
www.ibtimes.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A mental illness? Like being a pathological liar and riding the dunning krueger effect at the wrong peak?
Delusional narcissists who sniff their own farts, need confirmation from father figures (Stephen King f.e.) and break down whenever someone tells them 'no'?
www.ibtimes.co.uk/elon-musk-cl...
Delusional narcissists who sniff their own farts, need confirmation from father figures (Stephen King f.e.) and break down whenever someone tells them 'no'?
www.ibtimes.co.uk/elon-musk-cl...
Hahah - and he'd do it?!
Let me check the jury on that one!
He chicked on Zuckerburg.
He was beaten up by a Trump official.
And he claimed his 5 year old did it.
WIMP!
Let me check the jury on that one!
He chicked on Zuckerburg.
He was beaten up by a Trump official.
And he claimed his 5 year old did it.
WIMP!
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hahah - and he'd do it?!
Let me check the jury on that one!
He chicked on Zuckerburg.
He was beaten up by a Trump official.
And he claimed his 5 year old did it.
WIMP!
Let me check the jury on that one!
He chicked on Zuckerburg.
He was beaten up by a Trump official.
And he claimed his 5 year old did it.
WIMP!
This IS #welfare, not profit.
Profit is something you earn.
Welfare is given to you because you can't make enough money yourself.
Elon is a welfare Queen and Tesla will die without.
That's why he shifted the grift to robots, rockets or was it ai? It's satellites! Uh Mars?
youtu.be/APHdKrQPMa8?...
Profit is something you earn.
Welfare is given to you because you can't make enough money yourself.
Elon is a welfare Queen and Tesla will die without.
That's why he shifted the grift to robots, rockets or was it ai? It's satellites! Uh Mars?
youtu.be/APHdKrQPMa8?...
30% of Tesla's PROFIT WIPED OUT! The $1.1 Billion Hit That Changes Everything
YouTube video by The Electric Viking
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This IS #welfare, not profit.
Profit is something you earn.
Welfare is given to you because you can't make enough money yourself.
Elon is a welfare Queen and Tesla will die without.
That's why he shifted the grift to robots, rockets or was it ai? It's satellites! Uh Mars?
youtu.be/APHdKrQPMa8?...
Profit is something you earn.
Welfare is given to you because you can't make enough money yourself.
Elon is a welfare Queen and Tesla will die without.
That's why he shifted the grift to robots, rockets or was it ai? It's satellites! Uh Mars?
youtu.be/APHdKrQPMa8?...
Fascist says what?
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Fascist says what?
MechaHitler and the Rocket Führer, Elon, want to bring back the Hitler youth.
ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...
ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...
Elon Musk teams with El Salvador to bring Grok chatbot to public schools
President Nayib Bukele entrusting chatbot known for calling itself ‘MechaHitler’ to create ‘AI-powered’ curricula
ca.finance.yahoo.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
MechaHitler and the Rocket Führer, Elon, want to bring back the Hitler youth.
ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...
ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...