Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
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Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
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Elon Musk is a moron, a pathological liar, and a fraud, and here is why:
America is the definition of multi culture even if he acts as if it's not the case.

Also...what?!

"Discovered by Italians"
Settled by the UK.
Mixed with Mexicans.
Stuffed with Africans.

And that's me being overly simplistic you fk white supremacists.

That's why people come.
That's why they fight
February 15, 2026 at 11:18 AM
You see, #Elon is judge and jury!!
HE, the smartest idiot on earth, is the moral gold standard...

The one killing earth, killing people, and raping people.
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
6 of 12 are gone. More to follow, it seems.

5 left within a year -all while reports of data centres' clothing, financing drying up, massive losses, huge delays in centres under construction, and the public becoming aware that the #AI bubble is about to burst

www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-xa...
Elon Musk's xAI loses second cofounder in 48 hours
Jimmy Ba left the company one day after the departure of Tony Wu, another cofounder at Elon Musk's AI company.
www.businessinsider.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
#Elon knows the Avengers movies ain't real.... right?

#drug user.
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The probability you, #Elon, are a #rapist and #fraud is 100% and there is a high probability without #Trump you are going to jail :)

How did I do?
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
He said- not paying any attention to his genetic offsprings.

I struggle to say children because this would imply he'd GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RAISING ANY OF THEM FOR A SOLID MINNUTE!

This is the man who agreed that "if all your kids die in a car crash you didn't have enough" thinking THEY ARE DISPOSABLE
February 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
That is amazing.

“We don’t have the capacity to support more than two colors right now,” Bier replied to a distraught user. “But feedback noted: we are looking into lightening the black on web.”

ca.news.yahoo.com/x-dire-strai...
X Is In Such Dire Straits That Its Head of Product Says It Can’t Afford to Display the Color Blue
An "Everything App" — with just two colors.
ca.news.yahoo.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
#Linus is a retard. Seriously. So full of himself.
HE WISHES he were fucking Elon - but he isn't.

He sure whips his employees and his little "bait" right here - it fell flat on his face! WHO "THINKS" the number of lines is a metric is NOT a tech genius, but a fucking hack

imgur.com/gallery/linu...
Linus Torvalds:  The @sshole we need.  Sometimes.
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February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Give it a try, #America!
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Their last bastion of hope is falling slowly.

Tesla should stop building cars altogether and just admit defeat.

electrek.co/2026/02/13/t...
Tesla (TSLA) US sales estimated to have dropped 17% in January
Tesla’s US sales fell an estimated 17% year-over-year in January 2026, according to registration data from Motor Intelligence. The automaker...
electrek.co
February 14, 2026 at 11:50 AM
#Epstein replied, “I gave another girl to kimball and he is thrilled.” (Epstein would often misspell “Kimbal” and other names and words in his correspondence.)

#Elon #Tesla

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
‘I gave another girl to Kimbal’: Inside Jeffrey Epstein’s honey-trap plan targeting Elon Musk through his brother
New documents released by the Justice Department reveal Epstein pairing at least one of his “girls” with Kimbal Musk, as a path to get to Elon Musk.
www.yahoo.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 AM
#Elon dares to talk about broken and bigotry Ai...

Yeah #Grok loves everyone... Especially children... Which it tells to get naked OR makes naked pictures himself!

Literally.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Elon can use a shot. Or 5.

The spineless wimp pulled out of a boxing match with Zuckerberg... Remember?!

Mommy hat to bail baby Elon out...daww 😭
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Reputation in #Germany isn't that high for #Tesla.

Try finding them on this chart.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 AM
If it's so amazing as the ones leaving write...

WHY LEAVE AT ALL?!

Isn't it the biggest and bestest firm and #Elon a super genius?!

Either it's that... Or they are lying...

ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/key-xai...
Here are the key xAI figures who have departed in the recent exodus
Two cofounders and several other employees have announced their departures from Elon Musk's xAI in the past few days.
ca.finance.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 AM
"Elon ain't a racist... He only post 26/31 days about white genocide by foreigners"

Yeah.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Elon Musk posted about race almost every day in January
Many social media posts by Tesla CEO on his platform are indiscernible from those of white supremacists, say experts
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Clever book keeping to make it seem like growth.

But some can do math.

electrek.co/2026/02/12/t...
Tesla (TSLA) sales in China crash 45% to lowest level in over three years
Tesla’s domestic sales in China collapsed 45% year-over-year in January, falling to just 18,485 units — the automaker’s lowest monthly...
electrek.co
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Und darum zeigte Tesla den IG Metall Mitglied an.

Man möchte nicht über den Status Q reden und weiter Pfusch treiben - auf Kosten der Arbeiter und Kundschaft!

Da ist jedes Mittel Recht...
Der Realität entkommen sie dennoch nicht.

#Tesla sind Schrott.

www.t-online.de/mobilitaet/a...
Absturz auf der Hebebühne: Bestseller fällt beim TÜV gnadenlos durch
Jedes fünfte Auto scheitert am TÜV. Viele Halter verspielen die Plakette durch eine billige Kleinigkeit. Ein weltweiter Verkaufsschlager jedoch enttarnt sich als absoluter Mängelmagnet.
www.t-online.de
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Reposted by Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
Wegen 0,1 % der Schutzsuchenden, die unmittelbar ausreisepflichtig sind, müssen wir alle Flüchtenden bekämpfen.

Wegen 0,9 % Totalverweigerer müssen wir das Bürgergeld kürzen.

Aber wenn fast jeder Zweite in der AfD im Verfassungsschutzbericht auftaucht, können wir kein Verbotsverfahren prüfen?
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Reposted by Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
this is a feature not a bug. tesla calls this the brake housing.
the absolute state of things, in one image
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Bought today.
Worthless tomorrow.

#Tesla depreciation is record breaking!

No surprise, given the quality and reputation.

fuelarc.com/evs/the-top-...
The Top 3 Fastest Depreciating Cars in 2026 Are All Teslas - FuelArc News
According to JD Power’s ChromeData, the Tesla’s most popular models have lost more than half their value since 2022, putting Tesla vehicles in podium position for all 3 of the top “Fastest Depreciatin...
fuelarc.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Savior of earth and humanity...

#Tesla is pushing out black water casually.

What are the chances it's actually toxic and this little detail wasn't brought up?

#SpaceX does similar nonsense, throwing trash wherever they feel like, including land that isn't theirs.

www.kristv.com/news/6-inves...
Tesla has permit to discharge wastewater, but drainage district says it wasn't notified
Drainage district workers discovered Tesla discharging dark water into a ditch they maintain. The district says they were never notified
www.kristv.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 AM
It's a very old topic with the firing happening years ago, after the free speech absolutist fired people for: free speech!

Unions in Europe would tear the CEO apart, which ain't a thing in America, where the law is tangled up in costly law battles.

#Elon #Spacex

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
US decides SpaceX is like an airline, exempting it from Labor Relations Act
US labels SpaceX a common carrier by air, will regulate firm under railway law.
arstechnica.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 AM
#Elon the free speech warrior...

More importantly: BULLLLLLLLSHITTTTT!

They lose talent.
They are (by admission) the smallest 'team' (whiped slaves).
They have less 'compute' than pretty much ANYONE. #Facebook alone DWARFS Elon more than 10x!
Their only product is pedo #Grok.

= a win?!

lol!! no!
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM