Jordan Prichard
@zombiepanda.bsky.social
Slacker, Amateur Philosopher, Hypocrite, Gamer, Baja Blast Enthusiast, Professional Coattail Rider, Weakest Definition of a Journalist, Failing Podcaster
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Jordan Prichard
@zombiepanda.bsky.social
· Nov 18
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Jordan uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 1,051 films watched. Favorites: Jurassic Park (1993), Independence Day (1996), Halloween (1978), RoboCop (1987). Bio: Amateur podcaster, journal...
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I’m trying to track and review all the movies and games I experience this year. If you use Letterboxd or GG give me a follow and I’ll follow you back. Very interested in seeing more opinions on entertainment
Letterboxd: boxd.it/3Du6p
GG: ggapp.io/ZombiePanda
Letterboxd: boxd.it/3Du6p
GG: ggapp.io/ZombiePanda
I’m just glad it’s over. 10 years of story just being a wet raspberry fart for an ending.
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I’m just glad it’s over. 10 years of story just being a wet raspberry fart for an ending.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
Waiting for the day I’m good enough
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Waiting for the day I’m good enough
Movie was fine. Fun. Cool even. But it’s not what I want from a Predator movie. I’m not really interested in humanizing aliens and making them relatable. Exploring their complex culture and code, sure do that.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Movie was fine. Fun. Cool even. But it’s not what I want from a Predator movie. I’m not really interested in humanizing aliens and making them relatable. Exploring their complex culture and code, sure do that.
Nah Pokemon TCG Pocket fucked up, they just made an enemy for life. This card is poop from a butt and I’m mad af
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Nah Pokemon TCG Pocket fucked up, they just made an enemy for life. This card is poop from a butt and I’m mad af
I need to see Pangoro NOW
October 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I need to see Pangoro NOW
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My latest book, Play Nice: The Rise, Fall, and Future of Blizzard Entertainment, is out in paperback today! You can get it wherever you get your books. Ideally at your local indie bookstore www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/jason...
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My latest book, Play Nice: The Rise, Fall, and Future of Blizzard Entertainment, is out in paperback today! You can get it wherever you get your books. Ideally at your local indie bookstore www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/jason...
Hey Rockstar, can we please get fuckin Halloween Pass 1 back? Why is it always Pass 2? Just rotate the old passes back around you lazy twats.
October 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hey Rockstar, can we please get fuckin Halloween Pass 1 back? Why is it always Pass 2? Just rotate the old passes back around you lazy twats.
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Man Looks Forward To Coffee Date With Ex-Girlfriend All Week https://theonion.com/man-looks-forward-to-coffee-date-with-ex-girlfriend-all-1819566624/
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man Looks Forward To Coffee Date With Ex-Girlfriend All Week https://theonion.com/man-looks-forward-to-coffee-date-with-ex-girlfriend-all-1819566624/
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Dawn Of The Dead 2004 Steelbook 4K UHD up for preorder on Amazon exclusive ($44.98) buff.ly/G44BDVN #ad
September 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Dawn Of The Dead 2004 Steelbook 4K UHD up for preorder on Amazon exclusive ($44.98) buff.ly/G44BDVN #ad
Finally pulled a god pack
September 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Finally pulled a god pack
What if BHVR fixed tunneling by changing the unhook to be a reverse Pyramid Head? The survivor tampers with the hook and the entity releases the survivor on the farthest point from the killer. Everything else works as normal. The killer can still go for the unhooker if need be.
September 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What if BHVR fixed tunneling by changing the unhook to be a reverse Pyramid Head? The survivor tampers with the hook and the entity releases the survivor on the farthest point from the killer. Everything else works as normal. The killer can still go for the unhooker if need be.
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Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
August 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
Ursaring is a perfect example of Pokemon TCG Pocket taking a cool Pokemon & reducing it to pack filler. Part of me is glad that they haven’t put Pangoro in the game yet after what they’ve done to my boy Snorlax and Ursaring. Now, if Pangoro is like Primeape or Lycanroc we good.
August 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ursaring is a perfect example of Pokemon TCG Pocket taking a cool Pokemon & reducing it to pack filler. Part of me is glad that they haven’t put Pangoro in the game yet after what they’ve done to my boy Snorlax and Ursaring. Now, if Pangoro is like Primeape or Lycanroc we good.
Wildgate has a daily reporting limit, so if you’re going to report someone for griefing or harassment you better make sure it counts. Wouldn’t want to get rid of all the toxicity now would we?
July 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wildgate has a daily reporting limit, so if you’re going to report someone for griefing or harassment you better make sure it counts. Wouldn’t want to get rid of all the toxicity now would we?
Things #Wildgate could do to make the experience a little better:
1. Make the looking for party system need a ready up after the matching. Too many people just disconnect if they don’t like what they see first glance. Also gives time to switch character if need be for team comp.
1. Make the looking for party system need a ready up after the matching. Too many people just disconnect if they don’t like what they see first glance. Also gives time to switch character if need be for team comp.
July 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Things #Wildgate could do to make the experience a little better:
1. Make the looking for party system need a ready up after the matching. Too many people just disconnect if they don’t like what they see first glance. Also gives time to switch character if need be for team comp.
1. Make the looking for party system need a ready up after the matching. Too many people just disconnect if they don’t like what they see first glance. Also gives time to switch character if need be for team comp.
I need to know if Seance Dog is in Invincible VS
July 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I need to know if Seance Dog is in Invincible VS
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literally all you have to do is put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires
Kevin Feige says there’s been 4 versions of ‘BLADE’ and they’ve finally decided on a take set in modern day.
“We didn’t [just] want to put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires”
(Source: Deadline)
“We didn’t [just] want to put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires”
(Source: Deadline)
July 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
literally all you have to do is put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires
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As more journalists are driven out of their jobs, I keep hearing this drumbeat of "it's ok -- they can start their own newsletter or publication." Some can. But becoming your own business is a huge job, and will eliminate many talented reporters from the public sphere. Here's why. (1/5)
July 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As more journalists are driven out of their jobs, I keep hearing this drumbeat of "it's ok -- they can start their own newsletter or publication." Some can. But becoming your own business is a huge job, and will eliminate many talented reporters from the public sphere. Here's why. (1/5)
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it’s that time of year again
July 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it’s that time of year again
Day One of the new set and I got two (2) Snorlax EX out of wonder picks. Now I just need the two alternate art versions and I’m back to having every available version of my favorite fat sleeper
June 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Day One of the new set and I got two (2) Snorlax EX out of wonder picks. Now I just need the two alternate art versions and I’m back to having every available version of my favorite fat sleeper
Am I stupid and everyone else already knew that all of the attack names for Ultra Beast cards in Pokemon TCG Pocket are music genres?
June 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Am I stupid and everyone else already knew that all of the attack names for Ultra Beast cards in Pokemon TCG Pocket are music genres?