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Female Student (yelling): Mr. Dash, what happened to your hair?
Me: (whispering in her ear) check your upper lip
Me: (whispering in her ear) check your upper lip
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Female Student (yelling): Mr. Dash, what happened to your hair?
Me: (whispering in her ear) check your upper lip
Me: (whispering in her ear) check your upper lip
Grand opening. Grand closing
Amazon announces it is closing its Amazon Go and Amazon Fresh stores techcrunch.com/2026/01/27/a...
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Grand opening. Grand closing
A student informed me that they have a procedure in Turkey that can help my hair grow back. She was so sincere that I couldn't get mad.
January 25, 2026 at 12:29 AM
A student informed me that they have a procedure in Turkey that can help my hair grow back. She was so sincere that I couldn't get mad.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Just remembered this exists and had to listen to it and then had to share it.
BLACK THOUGHT FREESTYLES ON FLEX | #FREESTYLE087
YouTube video by HOT 97
m.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Just remembered this exists and had to listen to it and then had to share it.
Kidney doctor said ozempic is good for the heart and kidney as well... he'll prescribe it, insurance will deny it... but if I come across some, have at it. I'm like wtf?
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Kidney doctor said ozempic is good for the heart and kidney as well... he'll prescribe it, insurance will deny it... but if I come across some, have at it. I'm like wtf?
Students trying to convince me that Ranch dressing goes on pizza... maybe this yeah pizza in Arizona, but not the pizza I grew up on in Jersey
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Students trying to convince me that Ranch dressing goes on pizza... maybe this yeah pizza in Arizona, but not the pizza I grew up on in Jersey
Looked at a student's header for their notebook "Ingolish"
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Looked at a student's header for their notebook "Ingolish"
Can Carson Beck get it together
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Can Carson Beck get it together
Who TF messed with my Alexa voice?
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Who TF messed with my Alexa voice?
Clean with it
Falcons safety Jammie Robinson with some sweet gymnastics:
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Clean with it
Not talking to your partner during the holidays is the worst after emotions die down... lemme gibbs something to do
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Not talking to your partner during the holidays is the worst after emotions die down... lemme gibbs something to do
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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lives rent free in my head
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
lives rent free in my head
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
Almost lunch time where I fight the fight against Sunny D and Nutella. These kids' diets are trash
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Almost lunch time where I fight the fight against Sunny D and Nutella. These kids' diets are trash
My 76ers hanging tough today of all days...I wanted to watch the Thunder
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My 76ers hanging tough today of all days...I wanted to watch the Thunder
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my shoe just fell apart in front of the hoes.
Puma, count your motherfucking days my boi.
Puma, count your motherfucking days my boi.
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
my shoe just fell apart in front of the hoes.
Puma, count your motherfucking days my boi.
Puma, count your motherfucking days my boi.
Stove God Cooks and the 'Clipse ran my Apple music listening this year
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Stove God Cooks and the 'Clipse ran my Apple music listening this year
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Florida State keeps saying “We’re not firing Mike Norvell.”
And Mike Norvell keeps responding with, “Are you suuuuuurre?”
Losing to an awful Florida team that fired its head coach weeks ago is rooough.
And Mike Norvell keeps responding with, “Are you suuuuuurre?”
Losing to an awful Florida team that fired its head coach weeks ago is rooough.
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Florida State keeps saying “We’re not firing Mike Norvell.”
And Mike Norvell keeps responding with, “Are you suuuuuurre?”
Losing to an awful Florida team that fired its head coach weeks ago is rooough.
And Mike Norvell keeps responding with, “Are you suuuuuurre?”
Losing to an awful Florida team that fired its head coach weeks ago is rooough.
Tuesday I'm gonna spin some records for the first time since the school year started
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Tuesday I'm gonna spin some records for the first time since the school year started
Ma'am
Beyonce and JayZ spotted in Las Vegas ahead of the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ma'am
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*Benny Hills music
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
*Benny Hills music
He's thinking, "I look presidential. "
This part is crazy... because he truly lacks any form of empathy and self awareness
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He's thinking, "I look presidential. "