Nick
@zoobaleezoo.bsky.social
Jesus memes • Law stuff • Cat stuff • Feminist stuff • NOT legal advice stuff
Men: Let’s not waste each others’ time.
April 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Men: Let’s not waste each others’ time.
Reposted by Nick
SMITE!
The Tech Bros Lost One TRILLION Dollars Today
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
SMITE!
If police come to your house and want to “just talk” and don’t have a warrant, just act like you’re in denial that you need therapy, and tell them you don’t want to talk about it ☺️
January 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If police come to your house and want to “just talk” and don’t have a warrant, just act like you’re in denial that you need therapy, and tell them you don’t want to talk about it ☺️
Some days I swear they’re trying to kill me.
December 14, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Some days I swear they’re trying to kill me.
Boy math is throwing 495 on the bar, dropping down 3”, and calling it a squat.
December 10, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Boy math is throwing 495 on the bar, dropping down 3”, and calling it a squat.
I invited my friend and her daughter to my place last weekend for “camping” and it was pretty friggin’ awesome 🥹
Pro tip: candles will melt shmallows for s’mores!
Pro tip: candles will melt shmallows for s’mores!
December 10, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I invited my friend and her daughter to my place last weekend for “camping” and it was pretty friggin’ awesome 🥹
Pro tip: candles will melt shmallows for s’mores!
Pro tip: candles will melt shmallows for s’mores!
Reposted by Nick
I mean come the fuck on already
December 9, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I mean come the fuck on already
Reposted by Nick
#StarExclusive: Four hours of OT for a five-minute call: Crown attorneys told to stop calling Toronto police officers to help curb overtime ‘insanity’
The cost to police for “enhanced overtime” — what the service calls premium pay for callbacks — has reportedly almost tripled.
The cost to police for “enhanced overtime” — what the service calls premium pay for callbacks — has reportedly almost tripled.
Four hours of OT for a five-minute call: Crown attorneys told to stop calling Toronto police officers to help curb overtime ‘insanity’
The president of the Toronto Police Association blasted the police service for “attempting to circumvent” the officers’ collective agreement, which dictates overtime rules.
www.thestar.com
December 4, 2024 at 2:00 PM
#StarExclusive: Four hours of OT for a five-minute call: Crown attorneys told to stop calling Toronto police officers to help curb overtime ‘insanity’
The cost to police for “enhanced overtime” — what the service calls premium pay for callbacks — has reportedly almost tripled.
The cost to police for “enhanced overtime” — what the service calls premium pay for callbacks — has reportedly almost tripled.
Young me dating: “omg why doesn’t he call me back???”
Old me lawyering: “omg why doesn’t he call me back???”
😩
Old me lawyering: “omg why doesn’t he call me back???”
😩
November 27, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Young me dating: “omg why doesn’t he call me back???”
Old me lawyering: “omg why doesn’t he call me back???”
😩
Old me lawyering: “omg why doesn’t he call me back???”
😩
Reposted by Nick
singing in her sleep
November 23, 2024 at 7:56 AM
singing in her sleep
It was so quiet here when I joined a few months back. I’m so happy to see the huge expansion in users!
And gifs. I am also happy for gifs. Especially cat gifs.
And gifs. I am also happy for gifs. Especially cat gifs.
a black and white drawing of a cat with the words marks cat written below it
ALT: a black and white drawing of a cat with the words marks cat written below it
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:57 PM
It was so quiet here when I joined a few months back. I’m so happy to see the huge expansion in users!
And gifs. I am also happy for gifs. Especially cat gifs.
And gifs. I am also happy for gifs. Especially cat gifs.
Reposted by Nick
If I don’t make this party in time, they’re gonna kill me
March 29, 2024 at 2:54 PM
If I don’t make this party in time, they’re gonna kill me
Reposted by Nick
UPDATE: in 2024, temp ER closures in #ONTARIO are @ 3️⃣5️⃣7️⃣.2️⃣5️⃣ hours, perm closure/hour reduction in #Durham #Minden #Chesley #Clinton are @ 3️⃣8️⃣5️⃣4️⃣hrs
March 10, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Today was my first good judo class since my concussion 4 months ago, and I finally know what joy feels like again 🫶🏻
January 26, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Today was my first good judo class since my concussion 4 months ago, and I finally know what joy feels like again 🫶🏻
Reposted by Nick
New on Corruptario today, from Morgan.
The skinny on private nursing agencies in Ontario, and how Bill 124 was written to help them grow.
open.substack.com/pub/corrupta...
The skinny on private nursing agencies in Ontario, and how Bill 124 was written to help them grow.
open.substack.com/pub/corrupta...
January 21, 2024 at 9:55 PM
New on Corruptario today, from Morgan.
The skinny on private nursing agencies in Ontario, and how Bill 124 was written to help them grow.
open.substack.com/pub/corrupta...
The skinny on private nursing agencies in Ontario, and how Bill 124 was written to help them grow.
open.substack.com/pub/corrupta...
Reposted by Nick
No man who has ever opened their reply to me with "hate to be that guy but" has EVER hated to be that guy. They LOVE being that guy. They want to be that 24/7 but pesky sleep gets in the way.
January 22, 2024 at 10:39 AM
No man who has ever opened their reply to me with "hate to be that guy but" has EVER hated to be that guy. They LOVE being that guy. They want to be that 24/7 but pesky sleep gets in the way.
Reposted by Nick
You know why Finland housed their homeless?
Because it's cheaper - saving Finland about $14K per person per year in crime, addiction, mental health, and emergency housing services.
In Canada/UK/US, we mostly rely on raising police budgets instead & still watch those problems rising exponentially.
Because it's cheaper - saving Finland about $14K per person per year in crime, addiction, mental health, and emergency housing services.
In Canada/UK/US, we mostly rely on raising police budgets instead & still watch those problems rising exponentially.
Finland’s successful approach to ending homelessness catches eye of Quebec City | Globalnews.ca
Quebec City Mayor Bruno Marchand has suggested that the solution to the crisis may be a Finnish model, which is a 'housing first' approach that aims to give everyone a home.
globalnews.ca
January 21, 2024 at 1:24 PM
You know why Finland housed their homeless?
Because it's cheaper - saving Finland about $14K per person per year in crime, addiction, mental health, and emergency housing services.
In Canada/UK/US, we mostly rely on raising police budgets instead & still watch those problems rising exponentially.
Because it's cheaper - saving Finland about $14K per person per year in crime, addiction, mental health, and emergency housing services.
In Canada/UK/US, we mostly rely on raising police budgets instead & still watch those problems rising exponentially.