Amazon Bond won't work for the simple reason that James Bond - if he existed - would stop Amazon Bond from happening.
#JamesBond #AmazonBond
#JamesBond #AmazonBond
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Amazon Bond won't work for the simple reason that James Bond - if he existed - would stop Amazon Bond from happening.
#JamesBond #AmazonBond
#JamesBond #AmazonBond
I’d mostly been pleasantly surprised / encouraged by a lot of the #AmazonBond chatter but this .. not so much
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M’s memorable office door to get a new look
#AmazonBond
#AmazonBond
September 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’d mostly been pleasantly surprised / encouraged by a lot of the #AmazonBond chatter but this .. not so much
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Have a random gag
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M’s memorable office door to get a new look
#AmazonBond
#AmazonBond
August 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
M’s memorable office door to get a new look
#AmazonBond
#AmazonBond
007: Do you expect me to talk?
Golfinger: No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to see delivery within 3 to 5 business days! Next-day delivery for Prime members!
#amazonbond #bezosbond
Golfinger: No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to see delivery within 3 to 5 business days! Next-day delivery for Prime members!
#amazonbond #bezosbond
February 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
007: Do you expect me to talk?
Golfinger: No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to see delivery within 3 to 5 business days! Next-day delivery for Prime members!
#amazonbond #bezosbond
Golfinger: No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to see delivery within 3 to 5 business days! Next-day delivery for Prime members!
#amazonbond #bezosbond
No, Mr Bond. I expect you to drive.
#amazonbond
#amazonbond
February 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
No, Mr Bond. I expect you to drive.
#amazonbond
#amazonbond
A ‘The New Yorker’ cartoon. Hard to argue with this! A realistic fear that Amazon are going to bleed this dry!! What happened to Star Wars springs to mind.
#RIPJamesBond #JamesBond #AmazonBond #endofthefranchise #Bond #007Bond
#RIPJamesBond #JamesBond #AmazonBond #endofthefranchise #Bond #007Bond
February 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
A ‘The New Yorker’ cartoon. Hard to argue with this! A realistic fear that Amazon are going to bleed this dry!! What happened to Star Wars springs to mind.
#RIPJamesBond #JamesBond #AmazonBond #endofthefranchise #Bond #007Bond
#RIPJamesBond #JamesBond #AmazonBond #endofthefranchise #Bond #007Bond
February 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
underpaid worker's piss in a bottle rolling around the delivery truck is shaken, not stirred #amazonbond
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
underpaid worker's piss in a bottle rolling around the delivery truck is shaken, not stirred #amazonbond
February 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Thunderballs they've left if with the neighbour we don't like #amazonbond
February 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Thunderballs they've left if with the neighbour we don't like #amazonbond
Dr Not currently in stock. #amazonbond
February 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dr Not currently in stock. #amazonbond
February 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
February 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why Moneypenny, your box seems far too big for what I have to put inside it #amazonbond
February 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Why Moneypenny, your box seems far too big for what I have to put inside it #amazonbond
#AmazonBond Everyone discovers they can source their MI5 agents at local independents.
February 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
#AmazonBond Everyone discovers they can source their MI5 agents at local independents.
Bond enters. Takes off his outside shell. Then his puffer jacket. His Kevlar vest. His roll neck. His base layer. Leaving…a teeny tiny James Bond and a massive pile of clothing on the floor. #AmazonBond
February 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Bond enters. Takes off his outside shell. Then his puffer jacket. His Kevlar vest. His roll neck. His base layer. Leaving…a teeny tiny James Bond and a massive pile of clothing on the floor. #AmazonBond
‘Orange is the New Black’ except it’s set in the 70s and stars Bambi and Thumper after they’ve been arrested #AmazonBond
February 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
‘Orange is the New Black’ except it’s set in the 70s and stars Bambi and Thumper after they’ve been arrested #AmazonBond
Bezos only bought the Bond series so he can have a Recurring role as the villain in the series. #Lifeinitiatingfiction #bond #jamesbond #amazonbond
February 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Bezos only bought the Bond series so he can have a Recurring role as the villain in the series. #Lifeinitiatingfiction #bond #jamesbond #amazonbond
Entire James Bond movie, filmed from the viewpoint of ring doorbells.
#amazonbond
#amazonbond
February 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Entire James Bond movie, filmed from the viewpoint of ring doorbells.
#amazonbond
#amazonbond
February 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
February 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM