Thanks, Assman Altman.
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December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Thanks, Assman Altman.
What's up. It's me. The assman.
December 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What's up. It's me. The assman.
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
That's some C minus undergrad poetry, Assman. You know the lyricism of Adam Duritz beats your AI-generated world salad.
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
That's some C minus undergrad poetry, Assman. You know the lyricism of Adam Duritz beats your AI-generated world salad.
The person said it as Assman so I thought it was the norm 🤣
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The person said it as Assman so I thought it was the norm 🤣
Imagine you go to a doctor and his name is Dr Assman 😂
I can't, I would not be able to handle it
I can't, I would not be able to handle it
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Imagine you go to a doctor and his name is Dr Assman 😂
I can't, I would not be able to handle it
I can't, I would not be able to handle it
the high viz assman
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the high viz assman
At the quik-mart, Toad & I were talking about "Once an addict, always an addict" and had to clarify to our Mgr (Toad was AssMan aka Asst Mgr) that it's not "defeatist", but rather acknowledging the urge is always there but every day we tell it "Nah, bruh". You're one of my favorite witches🫂🐵💜.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
At the quik-mart, Toad & I were talking about "Once an addict, always an addict" and had to clarify to our Mgr (Toad was AssMan aka Asst Mgr) that it's not "defeatist", but rather acknowledging the urge is always there but every day we tell it "Nah, bruh". You're one of my favorite witches🫂🐵💜.
Post-gym progress pics. Loving going from Pilates to bodybuilding. It’s been a great process so far. I’ll soon be launching my Throne account for you to worship me.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
thats enough brother
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
thats enough brother
800w fender assman 😰
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
800w fender assman 😰
Of course he will, Russia attacks a NATO country and Putins assman refuses to invoke article 5 game on. These fucking ppl want to reshape alliances before they die. Question is will the conservatives in Congress act or shit their drawers💪🤡
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WW3 fears as 'Putin will attack Britain if two red lines crossed'
The Russian Foreign Minister has outlined two major red lines that could cause Putin to attack the UK, with experts weighing in on the 'greatest military threat of a generation'
Really he will risk attacking a member of NATO?!
WW3 fears as 'Putin will attack Britain if two red lines crossed'
The Russian Foreign Minister has outlined two major red lines that could cause Putin to attack the UK, with experts weighing in on the 'greatest military threat of a generation'
Really he will risk attacking a member of NATO?!
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Of course he will, Russia attacks a NATO country and Putins assman refuses to invoke article 5 game on. These fucking ppl want to reshape alliances before they die. Question is will the conservatives in Congress act or shit their drawers💪🤡
Like the Seinfeld episode where Kramer is the ASSMAN
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Like the Seinfeld episode where Kramer is the ASSMAN
Feli Mensch ich wusste gar nicht dass du auch ein fellow Assman bist
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Feli Mensch ich wusste gar nicht dass du auch ein fellow Assman bist
yeah, been that route.
I didn't mind working as an AssMan for a bookstore, l didn't mind being a traveling manager too much (the perks were good, solid gas and food budget), but have pretty much always been happiest when I can just punch out and leave work at work. Management can't do that. so....🤷♂️
I didn't mind working as an AssMan for a bookstore, l didn't mind being a traveling manager too much (the perks were good, solid gas and food budget), but have pretty much always been happiest when I can just punch out and leave work at work. Management can't do that. so....🤷♂️
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
yeah, been that route.
I didn't mind working as an AssMan for a bookstore, l didn't mind being a traveling manager too much (the perks were good, solid gas and food budget), but have pretty much always been happiest when I can just punch out and leave work at work. Management can't do that. so....🤷♂️
I didn't mind working as an AssMan for a bookstore, l didn't mind being a traveling manager too much (the perks were good, solid gas and food budget), but have pretty much always been happiest when I can just punch out and leave work at work. Management can't do that. so....🤷♂️
If Hugh Jackmans name was Huge Assman youd say Hey Huge Assman and he’d turn around and say Who’s Askin ??
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If Hugh Jackmans name was Huge Assman youd say Hey Huge Assman and he’d turn around and say Who’s Askin ??
I found the furthest up the ladder I ever wanted was to be an AssMan, because there you are still usually dealing with people and problems, not paperwork.
It's also why Sergeants/Chiefs seem to be happier and more effective than most Nuggets.
Most only make the jump for a better retirement.
It's also why Sergeants/Chiefs seem to be happier and more effective than most Nuggets.
Most only make the jump for a better retirement.
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I found the furthest up the ladder I ever wanted was to be an AssMan, because there you are still usually dealing with people and problems, not paperwork.
It's also why Sergeants/Chiefs seem to be happier and more effective than most Nuggets.
Most only make the jump for a better retirement.
It's also why Sergeants/Chiefs seem to be happier and more effective than most Nuggets.
Most only make the jump for a better retirement.
enjoy your workout brother
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
enjoy your workout brother
Now that you mention it, I kind of recall that. Assman-gold can and those that orbit him can fuck-off.
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Now that you mention it, I kind of recall that. Assman-gold can and those that orbit him can fuck-off.
Humble Assman scrubbing toilets this morn
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Humble Assman scrubbing toilets this morn
Me being a bi assman has been such a blessing sometimes.
God I love ass 🙏
God I love ass 🙏
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Me being a bi assman has been such a blessing sometimes.
God I love ass 🙏
God I love ass 🙏
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Never question the ASSMAN.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Never question the ASSMAN.
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