Paper straws? More like paper misery! Turns out these eco-friendly saviors turn into soggy messes faster than a politician's promise. Governments are finally seeing sense, ditching the damp disasters. #PaperStrawFail #BackToPlastic
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And as long as it takes those fuckers to decompose, the best thing we can do for the environment is use as many as we can then get them into the landfill as soon as possible! #backtoplastic

Everyone knows that snorting adderall through a paper straw is silly. #BackToPlastic

This is starting to remind me of the plot in 13 Going on 30 where Jennifer Garner’s character sabotages her own magazine when promised Editor in Chief by the rivaling publication if she helps make them the greatest nation, errr, I mean “magazine” again. #backtoplastic

Le grandi battaglie. #backtoplastic #trumpisacriminal

RIP Sea Turtles

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#PlasticStraws #SayNoToPaper #EcoFriendlyChoices #SustainableLiving #PlasticIsBack #StrawDebate #WasteNotWantNot #ConvenienceOverEco #StrawWars #BackToPlastic

…Now, with a flourish most resplendent, the president, in his wisdom most inexhaustible, doth cry: #BackToPlastic! Aye, back to the strong, the supple, the unyielding! Back to that noble polymer, that great and stalwart tube which bendeth not, which wavereth not,…

Installing Project 2025. ✔️
Shredding Democracy. ✔️
Destroying our Republic. ✔️
Trashing Planet Earth. ✔️

And, oh, those straws that don’t stay stiff enough for my Gargantuan Gulp Diet Coke, gone. ✔️

#backtoplastic president

"Back to plastic" is the new slogan of the #trump presidency. No more words needed.

#backtoplastic