The real message is to create a voting public smarter than to be taken in by a snake oil selling grifter.
Burma-Shave
Burma-Shave
January 22, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The real message is to create a voting public smarter than to be taken in by a snake oil selling grifter.
Burma-Shave
Burma-Shave
A little older
and it would have been
a series of small road signs
~ Burma Shave
and it would have been
a series of small road signs
~ Burma Shave
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 PM
A little older
and it would have been
a series of small road signs
~ Burma Shave
and it would have been
a series of small road signs
~ Burma Shave
Memes of youth
Date a fellow
Enjoy the gifs
And stay mellow
Burma-Shave
Date a fellow
Enjoy the gifs
And stay mellow
Burma-Shave
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Memes of youth
Date a fellow
Enjoy the gifs
And stay mellow
Burma-Shave
Date a fellow
Enjoy the gifs
And stay mellow
Burma-Shave
Was not expecting a burma shave ad style movie review
January 22, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Was not expecting a burma shave ad style movie review
Children of Men
with Big Naturals
big dystopia
realistic tinnitus
great movie
Burma-Shave
with Big Naturals
big dystopia
realistic tinnitus
great movie
Burma-Shave
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Children of Men
with Big Naturals
big dystopia
realistic tinnitus
great movie
Burma-Shave
with Big Naturals
big dystopia
realistic tinnitus
great movie
Burma-Shave
The Bears speak to the Trump
they have concerns about the soon-coming slump
If Trumpita were sane,
He'd lay off the cocaine,
And think more about the size of his rump
BURMA SHAVE
they have concerns about the soon-coming slump
If Trumpita were sane,
He'd lay off the cocaine,
And think more about the size of his rump
BURMA SHAVE
January 21, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The Bears speak to the Trump
they have concerns about the soon-coming slump
If Trumpita were sane,
He'd lay off the cocaine,
And think more about the size of his rump
BURMA SHAVE
they have concerns about the soon-coming slump
If Trumpita were sane,
He'd lay off the cocaine,
And think more about the size of his rump
BURMA SHAVE
This has been the case for ages.
When you don’t have facts on your side, just be loud.
So when you hear the volume claims from the right, remember, it’s all tactic and no fact.
When you hear the volume from the White House, you know what you’re dealing with.
And he calls it winning.
Burma-Shave
When you don’t have facts on your side, just be loud.
So when you hear the volume claims from the right, remember, it’s all tactic and no fact.
When you hear the volume from the White House, you know what you’re dealing with.
And he calls it winning.
Burma-Shave
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This has been the case for ages.
When you don’t have facts on your side, just be loud.
So when you hear the volume claims from the right, remember, it’s all tactic and no fact.
When you hear the volume from the White House, you know what you’re dealing with.
And he calls it winning.
Burma-Shave
When you don’t have facts on your side, just be loud.
So when you hear the volume claims from the right, remember, it’s all tactic and no fact.
When you hear the volume from the White House, you know what you’re dealing with.
And he calls it winning.
Burma-Shave
Red are roses,
White is snow.
When It Happens,
Here, we'll know.
Burma Shave.
White is snow.
When It Happens,
Here, we'll know.
Burma Shave.
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Red are roses,
White is snow.
When It Happens,
Here, we'll know.
Burma Shave.
White is snow.
When It Happens,
Here, we'll know.
Burma Shave.
ROAD TO NOWHERE
Looked at the news
trying to find a target
To make people
WANT to pay attention.
But I realize, most don't want to.
Those who do, are.
Those who don't, won't
Congress/SCOTUS/Courts
Refuse to do anything.
Stochastic terror wins.
New Depression, ahead.
Burma Shave.
#FiftyWords
Looked at the news
trying to find a target
To make people
WANT to pay attention.
But I realize, most don't want to.
Those who do, are.
Those who don't, won't
Congress/SCOTUS/Courts
Refuse to do anything.
Stochastic terror wins.
New Depression, ahead.
Burma Shave.
#FiftyWords
January 20, 2026 at 3:52 PM
ROAD TO NOWHERE
Looked at the news
trying to find a target
To make people
WANT to pay attention.
But I realize, most don't want to.
Those who do, are.
Those who don't, won't
Congress/SCOTUS/Courts
Refuse to do anything.
Stochastic terror wins.
New Depression, ahead.
Burma Shave.
#FiftyWords
Looked at the news
trying to find a target
To make people
WANT to pay attention.
But I realize, most don't want to.
Those who do, are.
Those who don't, won't
Congress/SCOTUS/Courts
Refuse to do anything.
Stochastic terror wins.
New Depression, ahead.
Burma Shave.
#FiftyWords
I've developed a new, annoying habit lately: whenever someone says an accidental rhyme, I say "Burma Shave."
"I ate your bread. I thought I'd said?"
"Burma Shave."
"Oh, fuck off."
"I ate your bread. I thought I'd said?"
"Burma Shave."
"Oh, fuck off."
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I've developed a new, annoying habit lately: whenever someone says an accidental rhyme, I say "Burma Shave."
"I ate your bread. I thought I'd said?"
"Burma Shave."
"Oh, fuck off."
"I ate your bread. I thought I'd said?"
"Burma Shave."
"Oh, fuck off."
Ry, you are *far too young* to know of Burma Shave highway signs!
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Ry, you are *far too young* to know of Burma Shave highway signs!
I’m surprised a bridge troll didn’t ask me to solve a riddle before entering, but…
At the top of a spiral staircase, tucked in the back of a non-descript medical office plaza past a Burma Shave of signs off Wadsworth in Lakewood is a little gem of a sushi spot called…
Eeny Meeny Sushi Roll.
At the top of a spiral staircase, tucked in the back of a non-descript medical office plaza past a Burma Shave of signs off Wadsworth in Lakewood is a little gem of a sushi spot called…
Eeny Meeny Sushi Roll.
January 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I’m surprised a bridge troll didn’t ask me to solve a riddle before entering, but…
At the top of a spiral staircase, tucked in the back of a non-descript medical office plaza past a Burma Shave of signs off Wadsworth in Lakewood is a little gem of a sushi spot called…
Eeny Meeny Sushi Roll.
At the top of a spiral staircase, tucked in the back of a non-descript medical office plaza past a Burma Shave of signs off Wadsworth in Lakewood is a little gem of a sushi spot called…
Eeny Meeny Sushi Roll.
MADE A BANNER
WATCHED IT WAVE
IT WAS JUST AN AD FOR
BURMA~SHAVE
WATCHED IT WAVE
IT WAS JUST AN AD FOR
BURMA~SHAVE
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
MADE A BANNER
WATCHED IT WAVE
IT WAS JUST AN AD FOR
BURMA~SHAVE
WATCHED IT WAVE
IT WAS JUST AN AD FOR
BURMA~SHAVE
Saw a bedsheet banner on a fence here in Christchurch reading:
COME-ON-CHCH
MAKE A BANNER
SUPPORT
♥️♥️♥️♥️
RAZOR
♥️♥️♥️♥️
I dunno who Razor is supposed to be but I was tempted to make a responding banner that’s just a Burma-Shave ad.
COME-ON-CHCH
MAKE A BANNER
SUPPORT
♥️♥️♥️♥️
RAZOR
♥️♥️♥️♥️
I dunno who Razor is supposed to be but I was tempted to make a responding banner that’s just a Burma-Shave ad.
January 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Saw a bedsheet banner on a fence here in Christchurch reading:
COME-ON-CHCH
MAKE A BANNER
SUPPORT
♥️♥️♥️♥️
RAZOR
♥️♥️♥️♥️
I dunno who Razor is supposed to be but I was tempted to make a responding banner that’s just a Burma-Shave ad.
COME-ON-CHCH
MAKE A BANNER
SUPPORT
♥️♥️♥️♥️
RAZOR
♥️♥️♥️♥️
I dunno who Razor is supposed to be but I was tempted to make a responding banner that’s just a Burma-Shave ad.
Happening again in Saugus 1-2
Signs of Fascism is a unique visibility event where specific examples on signs "Burma Shave-style" can help get through to people what's being lost.
235 Lynn Fells Pkwy, Saugus, MA 01906, USA
Signs of Fascism is a unique visibility event where specific examples on signs "Burma Shave-style" can help get through to people what's being lost.
235 Lynn Fells Pkwy, Saugus, MA 01906, USA
Indivisible event in Saugus, MA:
Signs of Fascism – Sunday Jan. 4th 1-2pm
More info here: indivisibleinn.org/upcoming-eve...
Signs of Fascism – Sunday Jan. 4th 1-2pm
More info here: indivisibleinn.org/upcoming-eve...
Upcoming Actions
Join us for these actions! Make an impact, meet your neighbors! You are needed! Signs of Fascism in SAUGUS – Sunday Jan. 4th 1-2pm At the intersection of Milano Dr and Lynn Fells Parkway in S…
indivisibleinn.org
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Happening again in Saugus 1-2
Signs of Fascism is a unique visibility event where specific examples on signs "Burma Shave-style" can help get through to people what's being lost.
235 Lynn Fells Pkwy, Saugus, MA 01906, USA
Signs of Fascism is a unique visibility event where specific examples on signs "Burma Shave-style" can help get through to people what's being lost.
235 Lynn Fells Pkwy, Saugus, MA 01906, USA
Donald Trump is his name.
Raping & pillaging is his game.
Burma-Shave
Raping & pillaging is his game.
Burma-Shave
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Donald Trump is his name.
Raping & pillaging is his game.
Burma-Shave
Raping & pillaging is his game.
Burma-Shave
Have you ever heard of the old Burma Shave ads? We've got our own version, coming to you for the next 30 days or so.
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Have you ever heard of the old Burma Shave ads? We've got our own version, coming to you for the next 30 days or so.
DO I HAVE THIS STRAIGHT? (26)
We are taking Venezuelan oil and shooting Americans in the face, but there are just a few more questions since we're on the road to Greenland.
#Flashfiction #FiftyWords #ContemporaryNews #NATO #WritingCommunity #vss
We are taking Venezuelan oil and shooting Americans in the face, but there are just a few more questions since we're on the road to Greenland.
#Flashfiction #FiftyWords #ContemporaryNews #NATO #WritingCommunity #vss
January 16, 2026 at 6:28 AM
DO I HAVE THIS STRAIGHT? (26)
We are taking Venezuelan oil and shooting Americans in the face, but there are just a few more questions since we're on the road to Greenland.
#Flashfiction #FiftyWords #ContemporaryNews #NATO #WritingCommunity #vss
We are taking Venezuelan oil and shooting Americans in the face, but there are just a few more questions since we're on the road to Greenland.
#Flashfiction #FiftyWords #ContemporaryNews #NATO #WritingCommunity #vss
Burma Shave style - yes!
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Burma Shave style - yes!
Dear pranksters of Greenland: Post Epstein Files excerpts *everywhere*. Burma Shave style, pointed right at Pituffik Space Base security cameras, like: "Trump first slept with Melania / On the Lolita Express" or "Epstein mentor turned whistleblower / Found dead and decaying"
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Dear pranksters of Greenland: Post Epstein Files excerpts *everywhere*. Burma Shave style, pointed right at Pituffik Space Base security cameras, like: "Trump first slept with Melania / On the Lolita Express" or "Epstein mentor turned whistleblower / Found dead and decaying"
Saugus Massachusetts
Sunday, January 18 & 25
Signs of Fascism
“ Burma Shave” Visibility Event
Sunday, January 18 & 25
Signs of Fascism
“ Burma Shave” Visibility Event
#NOKINGS
#IceOUT
#Massachusetts
Saugus Massachusetts
Signs of Fascism "Burma Shave" Visibility Event
Sundays Jan 11, Jan 18,
Jan 25
1 – 2pm EST
Corner of Lynn Fells Parkway and Milano Dr, Melrose, MA
235 Lynn Fells Pkwy
Saugus, MA 01906
www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...
#IceOUT
#Massachusetts
Saugus Massachusetts
Signs of Fascism "Burma Shave" Visibility Event
Sundays Jan 11, Jan 18,
Jan 25
1 – 2pm EST
Corner of Lynn Fells Parkway and Milano Dr, Melrose, MA
235 Lynn Fells Pkwy
Saugus, MA 01906
www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...
Signs of Fascism "Burma Shave" Visibility Event · Mobilize
Signs of Fascism is a unique visibility event where specific examples on signs "Burma Shave-style" can help get through to people what's being lost. For example "Ignoring Due Process", "Controlling Me...
www.mobilize.us
January 15, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Saugus Massachusetts
Sunday, January 18 & 25
Signs of Fascism
“ Burma Shave” Visibility Event
Sunday, January 18 & 25
Signs of Fascism
“ Burma Shave” Visibility Event
"TODAY YOUR CHILDREN ARE DOXXING YOU
TOMORROW THEY'LL CHANGE THEIR LAST NAME AWAY FROM YOURS
BURMA SHAVE"
TOMORROW THEY'LL CHANGE THEIR LAST NAME AWAY FROM YOURS
BURMA SHAVE"
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
"TODAY YOUR CHILDREN ARE DOXXING YOU
TOMORROW THEY'LL CHANGE THEIR LAST NAME AWAY FROM YOURS
BURMA SHAVE"
TOMORROW THEY'LL CHANGE THEIR LAST NAME AWAY FROM YOURS
BURMA SHAVE"
Dapper Dan next, followed by Burma Shave and Axe!
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Dapper Dan next, followed by Burma Shave and Axe!
Pre-ja-vu. I wish I could get that poem on a protest sign, especially the 'chicken-necked men around him.'
Maybe it's time to bring back the Burma Shave ad campaign.
Maybe it's time to bring back the Burma Shave ad campaign.
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Pre-ja-vu. I wish I could get that poem on a protest sign, especially the 'chicken-necked men around him.'
Maybe it's time to bring back the Burma Shave ad campaign.
Maybe it's time to bring back the Burma Shave ad campaign.
THIS FACELESS TRUNK
ON DESERT SANDS
HIS COLD VISAGE
PEDESTAL COMMANDS
Burma Shave
ON DESERT SANDS
HIS COLD VISAGE
PEDESTAL COMMANDS
Burma Shave
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
THIS FACELESS TRUNK
ON DESERT SANDS
HIS COLD VISAGE
PEDESTAL COMMANDS
Burma Shave
ON DESERT SANDS
HIS COLD VISAGE
PEDESTAL COMMANDS
Burma Shave