#Foot’s
Joke of the day.

What’s a foot’s favorite snack?

Dori-toes.
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
This is from John Foot’s “Calcio,” which sadly came out right before both Calciopoly and the Azzurri winning the 2006 World Cup.

www.theguardian.com/books/2006/j...
Review: Calcio: A History of Italian Football by John Foot
James Richardson enjoys all the details of Italy's great and grubby game in John Foot's Calcio: A History of Italian Football
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February 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Ok last one. Elwood is dreamy asleep and my foot's going numb.

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February 2, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Your foot's never just fallen asleep? Man, I envy you.
February 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Philosopher Bertrand Russell died on this day in 1970. In memory of his life, Michael Foot’s tribute to ‘the incorrigible dissenter, the foremost sceptic and exponent of free thought throughout the last half-dozen decades.’
Bertrand Russell: The Philosopher-Englishman
In memory of the philosopher Bertrand Russell, we republish Michael Foot's tribute to 'the incorrigible dissenter, the foremost sceptic and exponent of free thought throughout the last half-dozen deca...
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February 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
February 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
That foot's getting a little close, there
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Bannon reply bot, the AI’s got you spouting loose shit from both sides of your mouth. Go change your socks, the athletes foot’s gotta be acting up tonight.
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
As a dual US-Canadian citizen who protests every week on my liberal New England college town green, I'd say the day after he invades Greenland, I'm toast. I'm putting a go-bag together; I can make it to Québec in 2 hrs if my foot's heavy on the pedal.

I am so angry. I'm so angry for all of us.
January 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Ruff Patch No. 51: Final Week - Part 26
#art #furry #furryart
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Great idea for a show! Reading David Foot's Boom, Busy, and Echo, published in 1996 and looking at its predictions and its influence.
January 30, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Of all the things to come from my broken ankle last year, I didn't expect the top of my foot's muscles to be long-term damaged. Now and then they get really tight and uncomfortable and they're tender when I try to stretch my foot out. #vt-text
January 29, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Having a "Marge, the foot's coming down" moment
January 29, 2026 at 12:25 PM
It’s why my foot’s always hurting
January 29, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Yeah, the adults in the movie were really well designed! Little Foot's Grandma is such a sweetheart. 💖🥺
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Can rock music be intellectual? To #Rush fans, the answer is yes, and Limelight (Feb 1981) proves it, starting with the drums. But once your foot’s tapping and the hook’s stuck in your head, who cares about theory? Smart and rockin’.
#SongoftheDay
Rush - Limelight
YouTube video by RushVEVO
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January 27, 2026 at 1:03 PM
hint 3: despite his popularity, this character has only 1 movie to his name

is it illegal to help others now? or was it always like that?

can apply to anything like feeding homeless but the foot's ruined, or that $400 fine someone got for water borrowing?
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 AM
it annoys me a lot as a cyclist too.

I saw the driver, I managed my speed so I could slow but not fully stop if they just took their right of way. But no, I didn't know what they're doing, so now my foot's on the ground and I've lost all momentum, not feeling very helped here.
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Foot’s family should all come over and help
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Had a dream in which I refuted and laid to rest for all time all possible misinterpretations/misunderstandings of Philippa Foot’s original ‘Trolley Problem’ via a 100 post mega-thread complete with illustrations and footnotes.

Send help.
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
#Monday, it feels like a Choose Your Own Adventure in Complaining sort of morning. It’s Monday (page 1). It’s cold (page 32). The left hip’s screaming in pain (page 57). The right foot’s equally as loud (page 83). There’s cat puke everywhere (page 97). Yeah, I think I’m done reading this morning!
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I really like the other sketches. Cover A being my favorite. In the air of horror and supernaturalism, the flowers are a nice breakaway.

I also love the subtle detail of the blood stained foot's pentacle from Cover B.

Thank you for sharing these! It's always fun to see the "what ifs".
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
foot's feeling a lot better, flu's feeling a lot better. Good car race, genuinely things are Doing Much Better for me at the moment.
January 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
My right foot's been hurting again. Right where I fractured my bone a while back. Don't know why now? But I've always been fascinated with old folks who could tell the weather via their old wounds. Fortunately for my wound it came because I was clumsy. Missing the last step on the stairs. Its 🥶 out.
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
🎶 We've done four already, but now we're steady
And then they went
One, two, three, four
Singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain
Walking in the moonshine, rolling in the grave
Got no time to pack my bags, my foot's outside the door
I got a date, I can't be late, why the hell I'm nervous for? 🎶
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM