nobody can be a wise old tree anymore, everybodys got to work a fucking job, shits bullshit man
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
nobody can be a wise old tree anymore, everybodys got to work a fucking job, shits bullshit man
its that linecook in me, smoking and shooting the shit with some guys is like the second or third thing on my hierarchy of needs
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
its that linecook in me, smoking and shooting the shit with some guys is like the second or third thing on my hierarchy of needs
How many weeks do you give a linecook before you admit that he just doesn't have < it > ?
Like, he has the hunger to be better and he has the care, but he just doesn't have the it factor.
Like, he has the hunger to be better and he has the care, but he just doesn't have the it factor.
October 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
How many weeks do you give a linecook before you admit that he just doesn't have < it > ?
Like, he has the hunger to be better and he has the care, but he just doesn't have the it factor.
Like, he has the hunger to be better and he has the care, but he just doesn't have the it factor.
Real talk tho you haven't met a freak until you meet a linecook who you argued w most of shift that still throats you soon as that last table leaves
I'm used to fucking industry staff, we all live for that seasoning🤌🏻💀
October 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Real talk tho you haven't met a freak until you meet a linecook who you argued w most of shift that still throats you soon as that last table leaves
im the linecook gf
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
im the linecook gf
Your linecook kink is never not gonna be funny to me
May 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Your linecook kink is never not gonna be funny to me
Listening to a texan sing an english folk song while I make a chinese sauce
Average linecook moment
Average linecook moment
May 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Listening to a texan sing an english folk song while I make a chinese sauce
Average linecook moment
Average linecook moment
Happy #WorkInProgressWednesday!
Slide, sizzle and score systems are working perfectly!🔥 QA testers are loving the loop but have a handful of MUCH NEEDED QOL updates🎮
Loving the art direction but I might run some tweaks to make it easier to read.
#gamedev #indiegamedev #linecook #Unity #prototype
Slide, sizzle and score systems are working perfectly!🔥 QA testers are loving the loop but have a handful of MUCH NEEDED QOL updates🎮
Loving the art direction but I might run some tweaks to make it easier to read.
#gamedev #indiegamedev #linecook #Unity #prototype
February 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Happy #WorkInProgressWednesday!
Slide, sizzle and score systems are working perfectly!🔥 QA testers are loving the loop but have a handful of MUCH NEEDED QOL updates🎮
Loving the art direction but I might run some tweaks to make it easier to read.
#gamedev #indiegamedev #linecook #Unity #prototype
Slide, sizzle and score systems are working perfectly!🔥 QA testers are loving the loop but have a handful of MUCH NEEDED QOL updates🎮
Loving the art direction but I might run some tweaks to make it easier to read.
#gamedev #indiegamedev #linecook #Unity #prototype
Need to draw something today so have a alien girl who is a Linecook on a spaceship thats also a bar/grill #art #ocsky #aliengirl
January 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Need to draw something today so have a alien girl who is a Linecook on a spaceship thats also a bar/grill #art #ocsky #aliengirl
My life is like “what if The Bear was
also Our Flag Means Death (warm-hearted, earnest, and funny)” aka Ted Lasso but He’s a Mom Linecook.
also Our Flag Means Death (warm-hearted, earnest, and funny)” aka Ted Lasso but He’s a Mom Linecook.
A snow day shift selfie, a gift for the staff from a prep cook who came in for a meal, and a snowman a line cook built by the walk in.
February 11, 2024 at 5:23 AM
My life is like “what if The Bear was
also Our Flag Means Death (warm-hearted, earnest, and funny)” aka Ted Lasso but He’s a Mom Linecook.
also Our Flag Means Death (warm-hearted, earnest, and funny)” aka Ted Lasso but He’s a Mom Linecook.
The little druggie bat is cute in a feral linecook kinda way, and Kudzu is a sweetie
March 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The little druggie bat is cute in a feral linecook kinda way, and Kudzu is a sweetie
As a former longtime linecook I can't imagine how difficult that work must be. That man is a real hero - not Elon Musk.
December 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
As a former longtime linecook I can't imagine how difficult that work must be. That man is a real hero - not Elon Musk.
Ok but for real where is this?
Grab me a couple boxes of penne please. https://twitter.com/linecook/status/1246624276767068162
Grab me a couple boxes of penne please. https://twitter.com/linecook/status/1246624276767068162
November 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Ok but for real where is this?
Grab me a couple boxes of penne please. https://twitter.com/linecook/status/1246624276767068162
Grab me a couple boxes of penne please. https://twitter.com/linecook/status/1246624276767068162
*at gunpoint* look for me in every linecook, im not there
February 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
*at gunpoint* look for me in every linecook, im not there
you're getting this courtesy of a linecook named ben and my chef dressed like him outta fear and loathing
August 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
you're getting this courtesy of a linecook named ben and my chef dressed like him outta fear and loathing
He's a kitchen guy, for sure. Linecook who could be a manager if he wanted to, but he's too much of a shithead to do that lol. Can't deal with the general public, so he stays in the back. Way too talented of a cook to be in the position he's in. Parents always like "your brother works in finance"
April 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He's a kitchen guy, for sure. Linecook who could be a manager if he wanted to, but he's too much of a shithead to do that lol. Can't deal with the general public, so he stays in the back. Way too talented of a cook to be in the position he's in. Parents always like "your brother works in finance"
I love watching linecook POVs while eating
August 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I love watching linecook POVs while eating
no. absolutely not. stop this. https://twitter.com/linecook/status/1039616797861801984
November 15, 2024 at 8:47 PM
no. absolutely not. stop this. https://twitter.com/linecook/status/1039616797861801984
Shout out to my Arctic marine biologist mother who would've turned 60 in a couple hours, but instead died so I can be a stoner linecook who watches anime and dates girls who stink good.
May 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Shout out to my Arctic marine biologist mother who would've turned 60 in a couple hours, but instead died so I can be a stoner linecook who watches anime and dates girls who stink good.
Previous occupations before enlistment:
-Was an extra in a safety psa ad when he was ten. (It was to warn children not to play near power lines)
-Model for a youth clothing magazine.
-Worked as a contractors apprentice. (probably violated child labor laws)
-Misc waiter and linecook jobs.
-Was an extra in a safety psa ad when he was ten. (It was to warn children not to play near power lines)
-Model for a youth clothing magazine.
-Worked as a contractors apprentice. (probably violated child labor laws)
-Misc waiter and linecook jobs.
April 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Previous occupations before enlistment:
-Was an extra in a safety psa ad when he was ten. (It was to warn children not to play near power lines)
-Model for a youth clothing magazine.
-Worked as a contractors apprentice. (probably violated child labor laws)
-Misc waiter and linecook jobs.
-Was an extra in a safety psa ad when he was ten. (It was to warn children not to play near power lines)
-Model for a youth clothing magazine.
-Worked as a contractors apprentice. (probably violated child labor laws)
-Misc waiter and linecook jobs.