Me, sending a selfie: "Do I look pretty?"
His reply: "In this blurry photo?"
When you want a compliment but get a technical review instead 😏
#MarriageHumor
P.S. Don't worry, I do run! Wouldn't want to spam you with the same purple post-run selfies every day, though 😘 Have a nice day, guys!
His reply: "In this blurry photo?"
When you want a compliment but get a technical review instead 😏
#MarriageHumor
P.S. Don't worry, I do run! Wouldn't want to spam you with the same purple post-run selfies every day, though 😘 Have a nice day, guys!
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Me, sending a selfie: "Do I look pretty?"
His reply: "In this blurry photo?"
When you want a compliment but get a technical review instead 😏
#MarriageHumor
P.S. Don't worry, I do run! Wouldn't want to spam you with the same purple post-run selfies every day, though 😘 Have a nice day, guys!
His reply: "In this blurry photo?"
When you want a compliment but get a technical review instead 😏
#MarriageHumor
P.S. Don't worry, I do run! Wouldn't want to spam you with the same purple post-run selfies every day, though 😘 Have a nice day, guys!
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Every married man learns eventually: this question isn’t about fashion, honesty, or physics — it’s a timed survival exercise.
#MarriageHumor #Relatable #ObservationalComedy #ModernMarriage #LifeLessons #DryHumor #TruthInJokes #Adulting
#MarriageHumor #Relatable #ObservationalComedy #ModernMarriage #LifeLessons #DryHumor #TruthInJokes #Adulting
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Every married man learns eventually: this question isn’t about fashion, honesty, or physics — it’s a timed survival exercise.
#MarriageHumor #Relatable #ObservationalComedy #ModernMarriage #LifeLessons #DryHumor #TruthInJokes #Adulting
#MarriageHumor #Relatable #ObservationalComedy #ModernMarriage #LifeLessons #DryHumor #TruthInJokes #Adulting
Drop the word HANDY for the 🔗 Some of the best Father’s Day gifts are the ones they won’t expect. #fathersday #giftideas #forhim #tipsandtricks #marriagehumor #handy #relateable #discoverpage
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Drop the word HANDY for the 🔗 Some of the best Father’s Day gifts are the ones they won’t expect. #fathersday #giftideas #forhim #tipsandtricks #marriagehumor #handy #relateable #discoverpage
Complained to my husband about my low self-esteem.
His advice:"Go to Japan. It's normal there."
The level of understanding...is astronomical. 😂🇯🇵
Honey, buy me a ticket. Let's test your theory.
#MarriageHumor #Japan
His advice:"Go to Japan. It's normal there."
The level of understanding...is astronomical. 😂🇯🇵
Honey, buy me a ticket. Let's test your theory.
#MarriageHumor #Japan
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Complained to my husband about my low self-esteem.
His advice:"Go to Japan. It's normal there."
The level of understanding...is astronomical. 😂🇯🇵
Honey, buy me a ticket. Let's test your theory.
#MarriageHumor #Japan
His advice:"Go to Japan. It's normal there."
The level of understanding...is astronomical. 😂🇯🇵
Honey, buy me a ticket. Let's test your theory.
#MarriageHumor #Japan
Breakfast, brunch, afternoon delight this house is your office lol practicing my magic mike moves while my husband is out of town! #marriagehumor #remotework #workfromhome #smuttybooks #booksky
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Breakfast, brunch, afternoon delight this house is your office lol practicing my magic mike moves while my husband is out of town! #marriagehumor #remotework #workfromhome #smuttybooks #booksky
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She smiled and gave me a hug. Rude.
#MarriageHumor #RelationshipGoals #WifeQuotes #LoveAndLaughter #CoupleComedy #FunnyMarriage #HusbandWifeBanter #EmbraceMistakes
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#MarriageHumor #RelationshipGoals #WifeQuotes #LoveAndLaughter #CoupleComedy #FunnyMarriage #HusbandWifeBanter #EmbraceMistakes
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December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She smiled and gave me a hug. Rude.
#MarriageHumor #RelationshipGoals #WifeQuotes #LoveAndLaughter #CoupleComedy #FunnyMarriage #HusbandWifeBanter #EmbraceMistakes
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#MarriageHumor #RelationshipGoals #WifeQuotes #LoveAndLaughter #CoupleComedy #FunnyMarriage #HusbandWifeBanter #EmbraceMistakes
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The moon told me it was okay." 🌚🧀
Caught her in the kitchen at 1 AM. Her defense is solid: Celestial bodies judge less than husbands do.
(And yes, check the pajamas. The raccoons are spreading. 🦝)
#smws #shitmywifesays #nightcheese #raccoonlogic #marriagehumor #comics #relatable #aiart
Caught her in the kitchen at 1 AM. Her defense is solid: Celestial bodies judge less than husbands do.
(And yes, check the pajamas. The raccoons are spreading. 🦝)
#smws #shitmywifesays #nightcheese #raccoonlogic #marriagehumor #comics #relatable #aiart
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The moon told me it was okay." 🌚🧀
Caught her in the kitchen at 1 AM. Her defense is solid: Celestial bodies judge less than husbands do.
(And yes, check the pajamas. The raccoons are spreading. 🦝)
#smws #shitmywifesays #nightcheese #raccoonlogic #marriagehumor #comics #relatable #aiart
Caught her in the kitchen at 1 AM. Her defense is solid: Celestial bodies judge less than husbands do.
(And yes, check the pajamas. The raccoons are spreading. 🦝)
#smws #shitmywifesays #nightcheese #raccoonlogic #marriagehumor #comics #relatable #aiart
Raccoon logic: It made sense in the dark and something probably got knocked over. 🦝
The official debut of SMWS. My wife is brilliant, savage, and usually right. I'm just here to document it.
#smws #comics #marriagehumor #raccoonlogic #aiart
The official debut of SMWS. My wife is brilliant, savage, and usually right. I'm just here to document it.
#smws #comics #marriagehumor #raccoonlogic #aiart
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Raccoon logic: It made sense in the dark and something probably got knocked over. 🦝
The official debut of SMWS. My wife is brilliant, savage, and usually right. I'm just here to document it.
#smws #comics #marriagehumor #raccoonlogic #aiart
The official debut of SMWS. My wife is brilliant, savage, and usually right. I'm just here to document it.
#smws #comics #marriagehumor #raccoonlogic #aiart
A little NSFW story ahead...
Yesterday I told my husband I was craving more male attention. Woke up to my vibrator charging on the nightstand.
He's such a thoughtful problem-solver. 😂
#MarriageHumor
Yesterday I told my husband I was craving more male attention. Woke up to my vibrator charging on the nightstand.
He's such a thoughtful problem-solver. 😂
#MarriageHumor
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
A little NSFW story ahead...
Yesterday I told my husband I was craving more male attention. Woke up to my vibrator charging on the nightstand.
He's such a thoughtful problem-solver. 😂
#MarriageHumor
Yesterday I told my husband I was craving more male attention. Woke up to my vibrator charging on the nightstand.
He's such a thoughtful problem-solver. 😂
#MarriageHumor
POV: You finally planned the perfect date night…
but he suddenly remembers the world needs saving 😂
Because no matter how strong you are — balancing love, life, and sanity is the real superhero training 💪❤️
#MarriageHumor
#DateNightDrama
#WeekendVibes
#RelationshipGoals
#CondappaForWomenHealth
but he suddenly remembers the world needs saving 😂
Because no matter how strong you are — balancing love, life, and sanity is the real superhero training 💪❤️
#MarriageHumor
#DateNightDrama
#WeekendVibes
#RelationshipGoals
#CondappaForWomenHealth
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
POV: You finally planned the perfect date night…
but he suddenly remembers the world needs saving 😂
Because no matter how strong you are — balancing love, life, and sanity is the real superhero training 💪❤️
#MarriageHumor
#DateNightDrama
#WeekendVibes
#RelationshipGoals
#CondappaForWomenHealth
but he suddenly remembers the world needs saving 😂
Because no matter how strong you are — balancing love, life, and sanity is the real superhero training 💪❤️
#MarriageHumor
#DateNightDrama
#WeekendVibes
#RelationshipGoals
#CondappaForWomenHealth
Let me just say… it is adorable when my husband does his tummy time. He commits to it once a day.
#FunnyPost
#MarriageHumor
#CoupleComedy
#DailyLaughs
#RelatableAF
#LifeWithHim
#MarriageLife
#WifeLife
#ComedyGold
#IYKYK
#BlueSkyHumor
#ViralEnergy
#ForYou
#TodayOnBluesky
#SkyFeed
#FunnyPost
#MarriageHumor
#CoupleComedy
#DailyLaughs
#RelatableAF
#LifeWithHim
#MarriageLife
#WifeLife
#ComedyGold
#IYKYK
#BlueSkyHumor
#ViralEnergy
#ForYou
#TodayOnBluesky
#SkyFeed
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Let me just say… it is adorable when my husband does his tummy time. He commits to it once a day.
#FunnyPost
#MarriageHumor
#CoupleComedy
#DailyLaughs
#RelatableAF
#LifeWithHim
#MarriageLife
#WifeLife
#ComedyGold
#IYKYK
#BlueSkyHumor
#ViralEnergy
#ForYou
#TodayOnBluesky
#SkyFeed
#FunnyPost
#MarriageHumor
#CoupleComedy
#DailyLaughs
#RelatableAF
#LifeWithHim
#MarriageLife
#WifeLife
#ComedyGold
#IYKYK
#BlueSkyHumor
#ViralEnergy
#ForYou
#TodayOnBluesky
#SkyFeed
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Marriage is just trying new things together and pretending it was both your idea.
Welcome to Awkward Pillow Talk — where “we should talk about it” somehow always turns into a story about sex, trust, and tacos.
#AwkwardPillowTalk #MarriageHumor #RealTalk
Welcome to Awkward Pillow Talk — where “we should talk about it” somehow always turns into a story about sex, trust, and tacos.
#AwkwardPillowTalk #MarriageHumor #RealTalk
October 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Marriage is just trying new things together and pretending it was both your idea.
Welcome to Awkward Pillow Talk — where “we should talk about it” somehow always turns into a story about sex, trust, and tacos.
#AwkwardPillowTalk #MarriageHumor #RealTalk
Welcome to Awkward Pillow Talk — where “we should talk about it” somehow always turns into a story about sex, trust, and tacos.
#AwkwardPillowTalk #MarriageHumor #RealTalk
My husband and I don’t send thirst pics anymore. We send “medical mystery spots” 🥒➡️🔎. The last one? A skin tag. Sexy is temporary, dermatology is forever.
Also: pimples have soulmates too. Poppers 💍 Non-poppers. They commit better than half of y’all.
#Comedy #MarriageHumor #OnlyFons #StandUp
Also: pimples have soulmates too. Poppers 💍 Non-poppers. They commit better than half of y’all.
#Comedy #MarriageHumor #OnlyFons #StandUp
September 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My husband and I don’t send thirst pics anymore. We send “medical mystery spots” 🥒➡️🔎. The last one? A skin tag. Sexy is temporary, dermatology is forever.
Also: pimples have soulmates too. Poppers 💍 Non-poppers. They commit better than half of y’all.
#Comedy #MarriageHumor #OnlyFons #StandUp
Also: pimples have soulmates too. Poppers 💍 Non-poppers. They commit better than half of y’all.
#Comedy #MarriageHumor #OnlyFons #StandUp
হিন্দু বিবাহব্যবস্থা: হিন্দু পুরুষ একাধিক বিবাহ করতে পারলেও নারী কেন পারে না? বিবাহ-বিচ্ছেদের অধিকার কোথায়?
#hindumarriage #hinduism #marriagehumor #marriedlife #married #sanatandharma
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#hindumarriage #hinduism #marriagehumor #marriedlife #married #sanatandharma
lipibangla.in/hindu-marria...
হিন্দু বিবাহব্যবস্থা: হিন্দু পুরুষ একাধিক বিবাহ করতে পারলেও নারী কেন পারে না? বিবাহ-বিচ্ছেদের অধিকার কোথায়? - Lipi Bangla: Bengali News, Bangla News, Breaking News in bengali,বাংলা সংবাদ, বাংলা খবর
হিন্দু বিবাহব্যবস্থা অত্যন্ত সুসংহত ও শৃঙ্খলাপূর্ণ। এখানে নারী-পুরুষের দায়িত্ব ভিন্ন হলেও সম্মান সমান।
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September 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
হিন্দু বিবাহব্যবস্থা: হিন্দু পুরুষ একাধিক বিবাহ করতে পারলেও নারী কেন পারে না? বিবাহ-বিচ্ছেদের অধিকার কোথায়?
#hindumarriage #hinduism #marriagehumor #marriedlife #married #sanatandharma
lipibangla.in/hindu-marria...
#hindumarriage #hinduism #marriagehumor #marriedlife #married #sanatandharma
lipibangla.in/hindu-marria...
Pro Tip: Never tell your wife it’s the washing machine and dryer that do the laundry.
#ProTip #MarriageHumor #RelationshipAdvice #LaundryLife #DomesticBliss #HouseholdTips #FunnyMarriage #MarriageJokes
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#ProTip #MarriageHumor #RelationshipAdvice #LaundryLife #DomesticBliss #HouseholdTips #FunnyMarriage #MarriageJokes
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September 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Pro Tip: Never tell your wife it’s the washing machine and dryer that do the laundry.
#ProTip #MarriageHumor #RelationshipAdvice #LaundryLife #DomesticBliss #HouseholdTips #FunnyMarriage #MarriageJokes
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#ProTip #MarriageHumor #RelationshipAdvice #LaundryLife #DomesticBliss #HouseholdTips #FunnyMarriage #MarriageJokes
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September 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Marvel Chaos: Can't Keep Up? Think of It as a Game! #FYP #GayPodcaster #MarriedGayLife #BearCouple #GayPride #LGBTPodcaster #RelationshipPodcast #nerdlove #marvel #trivia #couplegoals #funny #relationship #geekcouple #marriagehumor
September 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Marvel Chaos: Can't Keep Up? Think of It as a Game! #FYP #GayPodcaster #MarriedGayLife #BearCouple #GayPride #LGBTPodcaster #RelationshipPodcast #nerdlove #marvel #trivia #couplegoals #funny #relationship #geekcouple #marriagehumor
Drop the word POSITION for the 🔗 What’s realistic in a plus size body? Let’s talk about it. #marriagehumor #advice #plussize #bodyacceptance #relateable
August 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Drop the word POSITION for the 🔗 What’s realistic in a plus size body? Let’s talk about it. #marriagehumor #advice #plussize #bodyacceptance #relateable
When he asked if it was bad, there was no face—just a "Dude, you're golden." That tiny prick led to marriage. Their first date? Taking Eclipse the cat to the vet. It honestly was romantic! #RelationshipGoals #DatingLife #CatLovers #FunnyStories #FirstDate #MarriageHumor
August 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When he asked if it was bad, there was no face—just a "Dude, you're golden." That tiny prick led to marriage. Their first date? Taking Eclipse the cat to the vet. It honestly was romantic! #RelationshipGoals #DatingLife #CatLovers #FunnyStories #FirstDate #MarriageHumor
August 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Posted @withregram • @michaelandmatt Being my husband IS your full time job 😒
#couplegoals #couples #husbands #couplecomedy #marriagehumor
#couplegoals #couples #husbands #couplecomedy #marriagehumor
August 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Posted @withregram • @michaelandmatt Being my husband IS your full time job 😒
#couplegoals #couples #husbands #couplecomedy #marriagehumor
#couplegoals #couples #husbands #couplecomedy #marriagehumor
Perpetual fetal position #strawberryweek #irritable #angry #grouch #seconds #marriedlife #marriage #marriagehumor
#funny #joke
#funny #joke
August 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Perpetual fetal position #strawberryweek #irritable #angry #grouch #seconds #marriedlife #marriage #marriagehumor
#funny #joke
#funny #joke