I used to have a pet tortoise called Fred who didn’t like bald people (I.e my dad) and would constantly shag anything that he thought was a fellow tortoise

Good mornyy! One needy doll with a fresh haircut reporting for lewd duty 🫡

Imagine a dimly lit, retro-futuristic Creative Workshop bathed in a haze of pastel colors, with walls adorned in vinyl records, cassette tapes, and VHS tapes. The floor is covered in a plush, turquoise shag carpet, and the air is filled with the sweet scent of incense.

Thou liest, thou shag haired villain.
Shakespeare, Macbeth.

Excellent birding on patch today, on The Fleet, at Chickerell. 2 Scaup (1st-w ♂️ & 1st-w ♀️), 3 Slavs, 3 Great Northerns, Long-tailed Duck, Goldeneye, Common Scoter, Whimbrel, 5 Grey Plover,Atlantic Brent, 141 Dunlin, 30 Teal, Bar-wit, Shag and still plenty of Coot and loads of Pintail.

Life is sooooo tough for youngsters. Happily married for 45 years but I do remember dating in the late 60s: shag first, ask name, check out political preference! As the song said ‘love the one you’re with’, the pill liberated everything, sex was recreational that sometimes led to something deeper.

You know you're old when you watch Young Sheldon and you want to shag his grandma. Who, and here's my interesting fact if the day, was the receptionist in the original Ghostbusters.

Because no one would shag him in England because, well, basic taste but apparently a British accent makes you irresitable in the US* no matter how much a knob you are

*friends have verified

Getting bred in the shag shed by @supernad.bsky.social

Final N.Haven visit of 2025 with @dfozzie.bsky.social was freezing and quiet. 88 Shag, 1 RBM, 1 GND in. There were 8 small duck around Pilots point and off the beach. Too distant ti ID but worth noting. @dorsetbirdclub.bsky.social @harbourbirds.bsky.social @studlandbirds.bsky.social

Sometimes I wish people would just post that. All that tip toeing around being polite. If I’m on that bloody app ofc I want a shag!😈