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@jheijndermans.bsky.social

Voor wie voor eBooks gaat, al mijn korte verhalen bundels (met de nieuwste die dit jaar is uitgekomen) zijn nu te krijgen in een $10 bundel op Itch.io. Dat is meer dan 60 korte SF, Fantasy en Horror verhalen. Vind de sale hieronder:

itch.io/s/163297/hei...

Cover to All Through the House and other tales from a Random place by JoachimHeijndermans. Black and white art in boxes symbolizing the short stories within. It inclused a dives accosted by tentacles, a bee, an alien eating noodles, a pig, a round drone, a clock with an omega symbol, a mech suit, a digital smiling face, a pod in space and a ouroboros with arms reaching out. In the center, a set of claws pick up a cookie on a plate for santa.

Tropes list: weird Santa claus, 26 short stories, worlds last pig, mindfuck prison, apocalyptic zookeeper, kaiju death cult, Christmas in space, televised deathmatches, bored Eldritch god, udon addicted aliens, superhero speeddating

Cover to Soft Reboot by Joachim Heijndermans. A power button symbol in the center is surrounded by a collection of small circles with symbols for the short stories within.

Topes list: 18 short stories, literate puffins, kaiju survivors guilt, raccoon, imsane orca, sentient bomb, war tourist meets soldier, poison ocean, space travel podcast, poison ocean, owl griffin

Cover for the short story collection Rage from a Cage by Joachim Heijndermans, the title in thick bold lettering. On a white background, marred with scratches and damage, is a set of black shapes of triangles and trapazoids, who together form a broken pentagon. Within the middle shapes is the skull from a sabre-toothed cat, its maw open and the broken pentagon appearing as the bar of a cage. The animal is snarling for freedom.

Tropes list: 30 short stories, apocalypse parties, desolate worlds, lonely undead, norse god roommates, cat trials, clockwork gunslinger, vengeful robots, sentient zombie viruses, superhero violence, weird experiments

October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM Everybody can reply

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A-ledD

@a-ledd.bsky.social

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Football Fans Online Speed Dating for London & Home Counties. Age group 25 – 45. Thursday 27th November 2025

Tickets can be bought here - football-fans-online-speed-dating-27-11-25.eventbrite.co.uk?aff=BlueSky

#dating
#football
#speeddating
#onlinespeeddating
#singles

October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM Everybody can reply

Elise Betz #amquerying and seeking representation

@elisebetz.bsky.social

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts #Bskywriters
#amwriting #spookyseason #writingchallenge #halloweenstories #amwriting #monsters #halloween #horror #monsterlove #aphrodisiac #lovepotion #speeddating

October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM Everybody can reply

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zelodating.bsky.social

@zelodating.bsky.social

Singles' Speed Dating | Ages 25-49 | Nov 9, 5pm | AC Hotel San Jose DT

www.meetup.com/zelo-dating/...

#zelo #singles #speeddating #matchmaking #relationships

October 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM Everybody can reply

zelodating.bsky.social

@zelodating.bsky.social

We’re looking for folks interesting in testing our mobile app on iOS and Android platforms. If you’d like to get a preview of our upcoming social app, send us a DM! What you get in return is an exclusive preview of Zelo.chat social app and pizza! #singles #matchmaking #speeddating #relationships

October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM Everybody can reply

A-ledD

@a-ledd.bsky.social

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Football Online Speed Dating. Online Speed Dating for male and female football fans! Coming Soon!

#dating
#football
#sports
#footballdating
#footballfans
#fans
#datingevents
#speeddating
#onlinespeeddating
#singles

October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM Everybody can reply

A-ledD

@a-ledd.bsky.social

This post was made with AI.

Football Online Speed Dating. Online Speed Dating for men and women who absolutely love football!

Coming Soon!

#dating
#football
#sports
#footballdating
#footballfans
#fans
#datingevents
#speeddating
#onlinespeeddating
#singles

October 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM Everybody can reply

A-ledD

@a-ledd.bsky.social

This post was made with AI.

Football Online Speed Dating. Online Speed Dating for men and women who absolutely love football!

Coming Soon!

#dating
#football
#sports
#footballdating
#footballfans
#fans
#datingevents
#speeddating
#onlinespeeddating
#singles

October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM Everybody can reply

Miska Knapek

@miskaknapek.bsky.social

In the background there's an election poster for a conservative candidate, and someone's pasted a speed dating advertisement over the election poster

The text is as @tazornissen.bsky.social kibdly translated with the addition of the speeddating bits

October 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM Everybody can reply

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Miska Knapek

@miskaknapek.bsky.social

Forskellen på speeddating og lokal valg er måske ikke helt så stor alligevel

October 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM Everybody can reply

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philbie

@bewegungsmensch.bsky.social

Hätte aus Gründen einen neuen Strategievorschlag für die SPD...
#Koalitionspartner #speeddating

October 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM Everybody can reply

zelodating.bsky.social

@zelodating.bsky.social

Diwali + Halloween speed dating events had 18 matches. What’s your excuse to stay single this year? Join Zelo Dating today!

New events coming soon for Marriott, San Jose.

www.meetup.com/zelo-dating/...

#zelo #singles #speeddating #matchmaking #relationships

October 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM Everybody can reply

Joachim Heijndermans

@jheijndermans.bsky.social

So-so sale month AND medical bill issue month. I've put ALL my books available in bundles on Itch, both the short story collections and the smutty monster books.

itch.io/s/163297/hei...

itch.io/s/163776/bea...

Sorry you're having a bad sales month too. Hope all out fortunes improve.

Cover to Beautiful Beasts 3, The Nightstalker’s Mark, by Joahim Heijndermans. Two women coated in a red colored hue hold each other in embrace, looking at one another. One a short haired blind woman with a tank top. The other is a vampiric creature who is nude, her ears pointed and the pupils in her eyes are narrow slits like those of a serpent. Her open mouth reveals a set of fangs, her intent implied to be nefarious.
The title of the book is colored with a yellow gradient, with the ‘M’ in Mark similar to a set of fangs. Small dots of Braille writing repeat the title, a reference to the one woman’s blindness.

Tropes: vampire smut, blood drinking, mind control, shape changing, lgbtq romance, emotional abuse, vampire violence, disability & blindness
Cover to Beautiful Beasts 3, The Nightstalker’s Mark, by Joahim Heijndermans. Two women coated in a red colored hue hold each other in embrace, looking at one another. One a short haired blind woman with a tank top. The other is a vampiric creature who is nude, her ears pointed and the pupils in her eyes are narrow slits like those of a serpent. Her open mouth reveals a set of fangs, her intent implied to be nefarious.
The title of the book is colored with a yellow gradient, with the ‘M’ in Mark similar to a set of fangs. Small dots of Braille writing repeat the title, a reference to the one woman’s blindness.

Tropes: vampire smut, blood drinking, mind control, shape changing, lgbtq romance, emotional abuse, vampire violence, disability & blindness

Cover to return the rose, the first Beautiful Beasts book. Colored in monochrome purple, a large beast with a lion-like face and stag antlers embraces a partially undressed woman with long flowing hair. She clutches onto his antlers, wistfully looking at her lover, the beast.

Tropes: beauty and the beast, romance in the rain, preferring the beast, broken beds, romantic scars, prisoner to lover, magical genetalia, predator role play, sapphic experiment.

October 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM Everybody can reply

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Snafets aka Snafi formely known as Grundsaetzlich Stefan

@grundsaetzlich.bsky.social

Mein Kumpel aka arbeitskollege aka freund is nu au da er macht nu Speeddating haha

October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM Everybody can reply

Joachim Heijndermans

@jheijndermans.bsky.social

Bundle includes: All Through the House and Other Tales from a Random Place. 26 short stories of #scifi, #horror and #fantasy. Includes the adapted 'All Through the House' for Netflix's Love, Death + Robots and 'Cubed', which I adapted to film (coming soon!)
jheijndermans.itch.io/all-through-...

October 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM Everybody can reply

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Joachim Heijndermans

@jheijndermans.bsky.social

So to alleviate some medical costs, I've put my three short story collection up for sale on Itch in a bundle. Get all three #scifi, #horror and #fantasy collections on #ebook for $10!!!

Find the bundle here: itch.io/s/163297/hei...

October 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM Everybody can reply

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zelodating.bsky.social

@zelodating.bsky.social

Singles' Halloween Speed Dating | Ages 21-49| Oct 25, 4:30 pm | RM 212, SF

www.eventbrite.com/e/1758454387...

#singles #sanfrancisco #speeddating #rm212 #halloween

October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM Everybody can reply

Psych Legal Pop Podcast

@psychlegalpop.bsky.social

Discussing Meri Brown’s dating era 🎙️
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#psychelegalpop #podcast #sisterwives #popculture #sisterwivesseason20 #meribrown #speeddating #datingapp #meribrowndating

October 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM Everybody can reply

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Corpus Christi Events Calendar

@cceventscalendar.bsky.social

Looking to spark a connection just in time for the cozy season? Join us for a fun and flirty Speed Dating Event hosted at South Texas Ice House on October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM!
INFO: buff.ly/zyKAAcw

#ccevents #speeddating #cuffingseason #corpuschristi

October 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM Everybody can reply

zelodating.bsky.social

@zelodating.bsky.social

We hope you had as much as fun attending as we did hosting our special Diwali Mixer + Speed Dating event.

Check out our other Diwali + Halloween events here:
www.meetup.com/zelo-dating/...

#diwali #singles #speeddating #sanfrancisco #halloween

October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM Everybody can reply

zelodating.bsky.social

@zelodating.bsky.social

Diwali mixer + Speed Dating, happening today!

www.meetup.com/zelo-dating/...

#diwali #singles #speeddating #sanjose

October 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM Everybody can reply

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SuzyLeiMilf

@suzyleimilf.bsky.social

On private cam later who wants to play with me #BustySingleMILF
#AdultFun #NaughtyChat #SpeedDating #Heels #Lingerie
#HappyEndings
AdultWork.com/suzylei

October 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM Everybody can reply

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sasanka 🎃

@sasanka27.bsky.social

heard twin theory on tumblr about that pretty woman that was casted/posted bts pics in makeup trailer. like sure but if they went for twins for letbuckfuck or speeddating or whatever they plan wouldnt it be better less noticable if there was a woman and man? they he could find out he was with both

October 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM Everybody can reply

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El Faradio

@elfaradio.bsky.social

«Tenemos el objetivo de juntar a científicos con personas dedicadas a la comunicación y a la sociedad civil y ver qué podemos sacar de ahí». #LaEnergíaDelCambio, de la mano de @solabria.bsky.social, con Tibó, de Extinction Rebellion
www.elfaradio.com/2025/10/15/t...
#EmergenciaClimática #SpeedDating

October 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM Everybody can reply

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zelodating.bsky.social

@zelodating.bsky.social

More events coming up. Stay tuned!

www.meetup.com/zelo-dating/...

#singles #sanfrancisco #speeddating #rm212 #achotelsanjose

October 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM Everybody can reply

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