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November 20, 2024 at 2:59 AM
It heard some weird orange guy was grabbing pussies

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November 20, 2024 at 2:58 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop, it landed inside the Capitol.

Wait... That's why it flew the COUP!

Sorry. Never mind.
November 20, 2024 at 2:57 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop Vegas was calling.
November 20, 2024 at 2:56 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop with its intrepid, faithful companions even though it meant having to wake up and get off its warm blankie. Their extraordinary powers were the last hope of defeating an elemental evil intent on bringing eternal darkness and despair to the Universe just to be a dick.
November 20, 2024 at 2:54 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop It’s Owner Wasn’t A Guinness Drinker
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November 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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He didn’t want to be cooped up anymore and headed for bluer skies
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November 20, 2024 at 2:45 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop
He was tired of putting up with the chicken *bleeeep*
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November 20, 2024 at 2:42 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop Its human humiliated it for the amusement of his drinking buddies. However, it waited three weeks so it could puke in his shoes every night, pee on every rug, and shred his leather recliner first.
November 20, 2024 at 2:36 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop
To get to the otter slide
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November 20, 2024 at 2:36 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop to participate in a cosplay PSP 5 look alike
November 20, 2024 at 2:34 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop because he realized he was too chicken.
November 20, 2024 at 2:31 AM

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November 20, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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He wanted to go on Tour.
November 20, 2024 at 2:28 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop, holy shit, cats can fly
November 20, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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He was leaving Twitter for BlueSky
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop They Had Enough Of Taking The Blame
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November 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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He wanted lasagna
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November 20, 2024 at 2:26 AM
#WhyTheCatFlewTheCoop
Because he wouldn't go vegetarian
November 20, 2024 at 2:26 AM