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#ASongOrMovieForAllMadeOfGlass
Gone With the Window
Gone With the Window
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November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
#ASongOrMovieForAllMadeOfGlass
Gone With the Window
Gone With the Window
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I accidentally wore a red shirt to target…
Long story short, I’m covering for Michelle this weekend.
Long story short, I’m covering for Michelle this weekend.
September 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I accidentally wore a red shirt to target…
Long story short, I’m covering for Michelle this weekend.
Long story short, I’m covering for Michelle this weekend.
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At first, I thought it was great marrying an archaeologist. But then I found out she was a gold digger and my life is in ruins.
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
At first, I thought it was great marrying an archaeologist. But then I found out she was a gold digger and my life is in ruins.
#ASongOrMovieForAllThatsWrong
Hello Donnie
Hello Donnie
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November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
#ASongOrMovieForAllThatsWrong
Hello Donnie
Hello Donnie
The First Snow
Even though I’ve survived 50 Canadian winters, the first snow of the season always catches me off guard. This winter was no exception. We woke to find our world wrapped in a heavy white blanket. My two-year-old son Lucas is mesmerized and wants to make a snowman. But it’s a workday…
Even though I’ve survived 50 Canadian winters, the first snow of the season always catches me off guard. This winter was no exception. We woke to find our world wrapped in a heavy white blanket. My two-year-old son Lucas is mesmerized and wants to make a snowman. But it’s a workday…
The First Snow
Even though I’ve survived 50 Canadian winters, the first snow of the season always catches me off guard. This winter was no exception. We woke to find our world wrapped in a heavy white blanket. My two-year-old son Lucas is mesmerized and wants to make a snowman. But it’s a workday and we’re already running late. Wrestling a squirmy toddler into a snowsuit is like trying to put pajamas on a harp seal.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The First Snow
Even though I’ve survived 50 Canadian winters, the first snow of the season always catches me off guard. This winter was no exception. We woke to find our world wrapped in a heavy white blanket. My two-year-old son Lucas is mesmerized and wants to make a snowman. But it’s a workday…
Even though I’ve survived 50 Canadian winters, the first snow of the season always catches me off guard. This winter was no exception. We woke to find our world wrapped in a heavy white blanket. My two-year-old son Lucas is mesmerized and wants to make a snowman. But it’s a workday…
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Arrest dramatic women who name their children Apple.
Arrest dramatic women who name their children Apple.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Arrest dramatic women who name their children Apple.
Arrest dramatic women who name their children Apple.
#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutSales
Wake Me Up, Before You BOGO
Wake Me Up, Before You BOGO
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November 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Wake Me Up, Before You BOGO
Wake Me Up, Before You BOGO
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It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
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Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
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shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
#GodAsMyWitnessIThought
putting catnip under the Christmas tree was a good idea.
putting catnip under the Christmas tree was a good idea.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#GodAsMyWitnessIThought
putting catnip under the Christmas tree was a good idea.
putting catnip under the Christmas tree was a good idea.
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Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
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10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
#PlymouthRocknRoll
I'm Still Standish
I'm Still Standish
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
#PlymouthRocknRoll
I'm Still Standish
I'm Still Standish
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November 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
#MyResponseToWork
is to call in ick.
is to call in ick.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
#MyResponseToWork
is to call in ick.
is to call in ick.
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Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
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Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
#IfYouDontGiveThanks
No soup for you!
No soup for you!
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November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
#IfYouDontGiveThanks
No soup for you!
No soup for you!
#ASongOrMovieForHairTypes
On Golden Blonde
On Golden Blonde
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November 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
#ASongOrMovieForHairTypes
On Golden Blonde
On Golden Blonde
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House Democrats sponsor a resolution saying President Trump cannot attack Venezuela if he cannot correctly spell it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
House Democrats sponsor a resolution saying President Trump cannot attack Venezuela if he cannot correctly spell it.
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.