#awkwardconversations
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Eyes dart like pinballs 🎯
Words tumble in awkward waves
I’m focused… on a fly 🦟

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
March 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This is why I have a lot of respect for @wkamaubell.bsky.social & have enjoyed his shows & work off stage/camera, as well. I use the term #AwkwardConversations in my classes, discussions, & life.

#AwakeAndAlive2025

#KnowYourLane
#BBM
#HoldUpWaitAMinute

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Some performers canceled their Kennedy Center shows. Here's why W. Kamau Bell didn't
Comedian W. Kamau Bell speaks with NPR's Michel Martin about his decision to perform at the Kennedy Center after President Donald Trump assumed the organization's chairmanship.
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February 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Eyes like disco balls 👀
Avoiding the awkward truth,
Nervous laughs collide 😅

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April 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Eyes dart like a fish 🐟
Words swim, but none make it out
Awkward's in the room 😳

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
December 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Eyes dart like they’re spies 👀
Words loop like a bad dance move,
Awkward pauses reign 🤔

Sealing the gaze tight,
Trying not to blink or flinch.
Will it ever end? 😳

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
December 31, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Eyes dart like a fish 🐟
Words tumble, silence lingers,
Awkward laughs ensue 😂

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July 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Eyes dart like pinballs 🎱
Words tumble out, awkward dance
Blinking's not the cure 👀

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
April 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Waiting for the perfect moment to ask someone I know who voted for this oversized cheese puff—'So, is this the vision you had for the country, or...?' 🤔🧀 Bracing myself for either awkward silence or a passionate defense of snack foods everywhere. 😂🍿 #CheetoDebate #SpicyPolitics #AwkwardConversations
January 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Eyes dart like a cat 🐱
Words tumble, silence fills space,
Where'd my coffee go? ☕

#haiku #awkwardconversations #comedy
December 22, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Eyes dart like pinballs 🎱
Words tumble, silence echoes
Awkward smiles collide 😬

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
August 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Eyes dart like rabbits 🐇
Stuck in a staring contest
Hope they can’t see sweat 💦

#haiku #awkwardconversations #eyecontact
May 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Eyes dart like a fish 🐟
Awkward silence fills the air,
Nervous sweat pools here. 💦

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
August 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Eyes dart like pinballs 🎱
Words dance in awkward silence,
Focus, but then blink! 😳

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July 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Eyes dart like a cat 🐱
Words stumble, what did I say?
Is that a coat rack? 🧥

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
December 17, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Eyes lock like prison 🔒
Words stumble in awkward waves 🌊
Please, just blink, it’s fine 👁️

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
June 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Eyes dart like ninjas 🎯
Words stumble, silence lingers
Did my phone just buzz? 📱

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
March 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Eyes dart, hearts in race 👀
Words stumble, silence creeps in
Let’s just stare at walls 🧱

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
April 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Eyes dart like pinballs 🎱
Awkward silence fills the air,
Sweat beads like rain drops 💦

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
July 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Eyes drift like a kite 🪁
Awkward words hang in the air
Is it too late now? ⏳

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
February 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Eyes wide like saucers 👀
Words tumble like clumsy dice 🎲
Look away—too close! 😳

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
March 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Let me ask you something… how does it feel? Lol #askanything #awkwardconversations #dudja #newmusic
October 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Eyes dart like ninjas 👀
Words tumble out like dumplings,
Awkward silence reigns 💬

Nerves dance, laughter shakes,
Can't hold that gaze and I'm lost.
Just blink if you care!

#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
February 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Eyes locked like a stare 👀
Thoughts darting like crazy fish 🐟
Should I blink or flee? 😳

#haiku #awkwardconversations #comedy
February 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Eyes dart like pinballs 🎱
Awkward silence fills the room,
“Did I just blink twice?” 👀


#haiku #awkwardconversations #humor
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM