#banehold
In D&D I would say Bane.
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"He's going to a better place."

*is yeeted off to Banehold to be tortured for all eternity*
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I was too! I know she wants to go to Banehold - eating your grapes might get her there but it means betraying you, Lord Gortash. Quite the moral predicament for her 😂
July 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is fun (and diabolical). For Ta'av, she would have to be at her absolute lowest. If her newfound friends abandoned her, if the city turned against her (perhaps seeking justice for her past crimes?)... and if Bhaal could get a certain someone out of Banehold.
#durgeqotd specifically.

For our Reject!Durges, is there anything that could prompt or encourage them to reach back out to Bhaal down the road?
July 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So true, we beat up Myrkul, why can’t we get our hands on Bane and Bhaal too, especially if Gort is in banehold, it could be our chance to save him.

And of course Bhaal is Bhaal
June 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Partner got the location of Banehold wrong while roleplaying Gortash as an NPC in our tabletop game and I had to go
"UM ACTUALLLYYYYYY I hate to Ify Nwadiwe all over the place here, but....UM ACTUALLY Banehold isn't technically in The Abyss per se..."
June 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Dying is what my Gort did, but its one you have to be careful with, else Bane will keep and torture him for all eternity in Banehold.

Unless you're willing to bargain with Bane for Gortash's soul?
May 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I've been informed that interacting with more communal content within the scrying mirror will drastically increase my poll numbers.

I may already be your Archduke, but I'll be damned to Banehold before I allow my popularity slip to the wayside.
May 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You'd like a one-way trip to Banehold to grovel at the foot of our Lord's throne as well, my dear?
April 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you were being honest I'd be in Banehold because you told him you were going to send me there 😏

Okay but real talk how would you even go about preventing me from getting to Banehold I need specifics because I'm genuinely curious now LMAO
April 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Lilla, if you keep this up I will ✨PERSONALLY✨ make sure you NEVER see Banehold 😡

As for you! Yfirheim! You are putting words in my mouth that never even crossed my mind but I am certainly having a serious rethink when all I was doing was being honest to Lord Gortash.
April 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mom and dad are fighting, I'm NEVER gonna get to Banehold 😫
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April 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
(...why you gotta do me like this?)

I do wish to clarify that I was under the impression Lilla *consented* to being sold to Banehold.
Also, that we were merely fantasising about the idea...

After all, I possess the cuddly Gort Lily coverts, so what in the hells would I even sell Lilla for? 🥺
April 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
At least twenty... @adorablebanite.bsky.social might even go willingly if we pick Banehold.
April 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Although if you talk to him you know he's disappointed in his former chosen so I guess his done with the fucko. In the material plane at least. In banehold? Oof. Poor fucker, as momma K would put it.
January 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Whether Verdigris is talking to Bane or has just gone mad by this point is entirely up to interpretation btw. ;)

Also, yeah, he's an Oathbreaker now. But he's keeping quiet about it because being tortured in Banehold isn't something he wishes to rush along by outing himself.
November 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I forgot to say Good Morning, Banites! I got caught up in...a meeting 😌

No blessings for anyone today - or any day, as long as democracy is being entertained and shaming this church!

May bane torture your souls in his dark fortress in Banehold for ever and ever 💖💅
November 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Hmm, you're not wrong! Unfortunately rising up against his own chosen is also a no-no...a really, really big one that will most likely result in our souls being tortured for eternity in Banehold 😬
But I don't let me stop you from following your dreams! I'm honestly a bit curious to see what happens
November 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Except for the teary eye part, of course. I have one last buff in me for the day, and it's yours!
I call it the Super Sleep Eepy Good Dreams (guaranteed to be about the Archduke) Night-Night spell. As a cleric of Bane, it has been approved by the big man from Banehold himself!
October 30, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Okay... But if I die and go to Banehold without a candlelight dinner date with the Archduke I WILL tell Bane you've been snuggling under his patronage 😤
October 29, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Well DUH, that's what praying is for??

All the emotions just float down to Banehold where ol' Bane deals with them there -something about an anvil? I can't actually remember the rest, but he knows I'm being devout and I have superior resolve 😌
October 29, 2024 at 7:34 AM