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Dorm Room Bear Skinning, Birthday Cake Bottle Rockets, and Brake-Checking An Ambulance
Oh, those silly college kids. They will do just about anything stupid. Sometime illegal...but there's no laws broken when 2 Cornell students bag a bear and skin it in the dorm. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes all the gory details. Some parents didn't read the package when they bought birthday candles for their kids because it turned out as a Roman candle event. Those New York drivers always have to feel dominant on the highway. And when an ambulance passes one on its way to an emergency call, one New York motorist, feels it's his job to make a statement. In this Weekend Episode.... - A Piece of My Mind… Rumor Has It: Society Can’t Function Without Making Stuff Up - Some ChatGPT Addicts "Can No Longer Write Emails or Make Decisions" - FBI Tries Burning Seized Methamphetamine At Animal Shelter—Sends 14 Staff Members To Hospital - NY Driver Tries To “Brake Check” Ambulance Responding To A Call - Family Accidentally Lit Fireworks Instead of Birthday Candles - Guy Hires Mariachi Performer to Annoy His Cheating Ex While Making Him Move Out - Cornell College Students Killed a Bear and Then Skinned It in Their Dorm Pancho responds to some interesting relationship dealing with having either trust issues or a cheating wife and should you keep your boyfriend or take the inheritance money and run?
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September 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM Everybody can reply
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I didn’t watch ANY of the
Trump #BirthdayFail Ego Parade.

But Fortunate Son??????

Army, Hapoy Birthday to YOU, 🎉

And good effin’ job on your song choice!👊🇺🇸🔥

I’m sure Trump loved it.
He’s as clueless about that song as he is about Macho Man & YMCA.
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC
June 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM Everybody can reply
Millions march across America to demand #NoKings.

Meanwhile, a one person deep line assembles to watch Trump's birthday parade in Washington DC.

Ben & Jerry’s Free Cone Day generates more enthusiasm than this pathetic show.
June 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM Everybody can reply
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It's thoughtful of the Army to show us where all the money that should have been spent on giving all Americans universal healthcare was instead spent.

[I note all the invisible people who showed up for Trump's inauguration have also chosen to attend his vanity parade.]
June 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM Everybody can reply
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All those barricades to keep the grass from intruding on all that fascism.
June 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM Everybody can reply
My heart soars 😍
#BirthdayFail
Selected comments from the NY POST CHAT for the Trump Micropenis Parade:

* "I've seen more people at a kindergarten parade"
* "What an epic fail"
* "The UFC is sponsoring federal events now?"
* "Okay this is getting sad now"
* "Criiiiiinge"
* "There is no one there"
* "This is such a boring parade"
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM Everybody can reply
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We’re back in modded Stardew Valley and… yep, we forgot Marnie’s birthday 💀
Peak farming fail.
#StardewValley #ModdedStardew #BirthdayFail #GamingCommunity #IndieGames #CozyGaming #HarrisonPlaysGames
April 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM Everybody can reply
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Ever wondered how to pronounce ‘Födelsedag’ without twisting your tongue into a pretzel? 🎂😂

#learnswedish #learningswedish #languagelearning #languagehumor #swedishwordoftheday #födelsedag #birthdayfail #språkproblem #svenskakurs #comedy
April 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM Everybody can reply
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My baby turns five today! And as luck would have it, we're registering for kindergarten today too. #birthdayfail? #iamgettingold
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM Everybody can reply