#elonland
For recent followers:

This is largely the professional account:

Journalism
Politics
UNIONS

The "just post whatever" account is over at a small Mastodon server.

So if you followed me over from Nazitter Elonland, then these two functions are separated.
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
what did elonland implement now lmao. Can't wait for a week max of people insisting they're moving only to go back to the nazi bar because they CBA to tag shit
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Come to back to Twitter"

Fam if I'm being real some of us probably shouldn't even be here, much less Elonland 😂
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I automatically distrust anyone who promotes their X on here. Like, why even mention you’re still on the Nazi app? This is a safe space, stop trying to convince people to go back to the toxic wasteland that is Elonland, just because you want more interactions from actual people and not bots
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
@teamkaos1998.bsky.social is a big name here. He used to be on X. WrestlingMark is here too but he has shifted back to X. I tried asking Jay to join once but he loved the chaos of ElonLand too much.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Genuinely I left Twitter in part because of all this warmer over bigotry. And I’m done with it. It’s an immediate block from me only pausing for a report. Just go back to Elonland and let us have this nicer place.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
shows that the alternatives just aren't cutting it. i've been seeing ppl on bluesky going back to elonland too cause it's not good here either. i've been wanting to start an alternative but idk how to get the team & funding but i KNOW we can do better.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Los algoritmos funcionan de manera automática (y van a tener sesgos), eso es inevitable y es parte de las condiciones a las que accedes. A diferencia de ElonLand acá al menos podes desactivarlos.

El único que me parece "problemático" es el de rude, porque capaz putear ya te vuelve rude.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I appreciate the offer, but I’d rather not go back to Elonland thank you.
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I have seen the responses in Elonland when Keith posted the same thing there. You are very correct.
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Who the fuck told you this site is friendly territory? This ain't Elonland. We have standards here. Unless...y'all just really have a humiliation fetish?
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Over in Elonland MAGA is in supreme denial about the size of, the crowds.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A thousand times this. And be aware: anyone still active there on X is someone whose political judgment is terrible - because the leftist conversation is here and centrist conversation is on Threads. X is for Nazis, junkies and egomaniacs who think 5000 followers in Elonland is a personality.
As an internet culture journalist, I think it’s important for me to continue to observe the depravity that goes viral on X, but one of the reasons I’m glad I stopped posting there is because I think it helps me avoid normalizing the rhetoric celebrating the political brutality in America right now
October 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's a real doozy for them; their claim to fame is offering an alternative to Elonland but that sucks ass because they love Elon and want him to love them in return but that has clearly become impossible aww boohoohoo nobody has ever suffered more than us 😥
October 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
theirs has always been a relationship built on desperation, and things do not look rosy in elonland
The White House posts a photo of President Trump and Elon Musk at Charlie Kirk’s memorial.

The president and Elon haven’t been seen together for months since their falling out.
September 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
From Elonland: A "heavenly" jam session featuring Charlie Kirk, Jesus, Freddy Mercury and the (AFAIK not dead) Brian May:

x.com/annanotherth...
Anna in Aotearoa on X: "How are we supposed to survive being exposed to this delusional nonsense on a daily basis? Poor Brian May isn’t even dead 😆🫠 https://t.co/kbMtcZloL1" / X
How are we supposed to survive being exposed to this delusional nonsense on a daily basis? Poor Brian May isn’t even dead 😆🫠 https://t.co/kbMtcZloL1
x.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Over at Elonland, people are acting as if the late Charlie Kirk was a great public intellectual. His general positions were actually rooted in racism, misogyny and homophobic God bothering.
September 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
There's an account in Elonland called "This You?" who posts stuff exactly like this. It needs to come to Bluesky.
August 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Los imbéciles con cultura están en Bluesky. Los imbéciles sin cultura están en Threads. Los robots y los nazis están en Elonland.
August 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I just dropped in on my BlueSty account for a visit, and discovered that those bastard online hooker accounts that "like" your posts for attention have now migrated there from Elonland. It's soooo tedious.
August 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lol, Captain Quoll! Not long home - looked for the xdenberg in Elonland - nope, but quickly found you & your post (now reposted). 🙏 Then couldn't find you here but realised you have fully committed to your captaincy & putting it to good use. Hope the HWS had enough water for that long hot shower 🙃🚿🧼
August 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I have a short testimonial to write for a fellow artist for an application first but will possibly try venturing into Elonland followed by a long hot shower.
August 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Please. Laissez le sur Elonland.
July 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
And what are you, three 8 year old girls from the 1980's in a raincoat with that basic name calling? Fresh to here from Elonland

You can't write stuff like that on here! 😆

We are a lovely bunch of people who don't tolerate intolerance - see the attachment.

Anyways, good luck picking your own 🍓🍓🍓
June 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM