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Newton's Juice: Discover the Flavor of Gravity

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October 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM Everybody can reply
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Movie: Lords of the Velvet Eclipse

They came from the shadows of time… to reclaim the rhythm of the cosmos.

"Not as good as Cat Baby" - Robert Eger

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Lords of the Velvet Eclipse - Promotional Text In a fractured future where sound is power and memory is currency, three mythic feline beings—The Velvet Lords—return to a ruined world to reclaim the last surviving frequency: the Tone of Truth. Once worshipped as protectors of rhythm and balance, these sentient cats vanished at the height of the Synthetic War. Now, guided by the scarlet bloom of a tree said to echo with ancient songs, a pair of rogue archivists must follow the Lords across shifting dreamscapes, fractured timelines, and cities built from vinyl and ash. But the Lords don’t speak—they listen. And with every step, they are judging. The deeper the humans travel into this sonic underworld, the more they uncover about a forgotten pact: that the world they thought they were saving was built on silence. Beneath their mirrored shades, the Velvet Lords remember everything. And when the final chord plays, not everyone will be allowed to hear it. --------------------------- Rottan Tomatoos Score 22% Lords of the Velvet Eclipse tries so hard to be a cult classic, it forgets to be a coherent film. Drenched in self-important symbolism and overdesigned feline deities, the movie feels like someone fed a glam rock album and a tarot deck into a malfunctioning screenwriter. While the visuals are undeniably striking—glowing cats in gold shades do leave an impression—the story collapses under its own mythos, offering little for viewers not already steeped in obscure lore and ironic reverence. The human characters are thin, the dialogue is nonexistent or baffling, and by the third act, it’s clear the film is more interested in posing than saying anything.
July 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM Everybody can reply
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Since the @chicago.suntimes.com is recommending fake books to its readers, I thought we could make a list of fake movies to recommend. Reply with your own if you think of one.

The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening

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a scene from schitt 's creek shows a woman in a lab coat
Alt: Moira Rose (Catherine O'Hara) as a half-woman, half crow, wearing a white lab coat and flapping her arms like wings, in a scene from Schitt's Creek.
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May 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM Everybody can reply
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Kevthulhu
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Our latest trailer is now LIVE! Check out the lost punk zombie girl classic, PROMBIE QUEEN.

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''Prombie Queen'' [LOST 1980s ZOMBIE MOVIE]
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April 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM Everybody can reply
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nevermademovies.bsky.social
Kevthulhu
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Any guesses what I'm working on...?

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February 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM Everybody can reply
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Kevthulhu
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That's all of my content scheduled up until the end of March!

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Movies that should have never been made.
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February 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM Everybody can reply
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Kevthulhu
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I'm now just FIVE Subscribers short of my first 600!

If you're a fan of 70s/80s/90s VHS weirdness and want to see some trailers for original cult movies then check-out my Channel!

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Nevermade Movies
Movies that never were! At Nevermade Movies we use AI to create trailers for movies that were never made, a loving tribute to the heyday of VHS home rental boom. Expect bad post-apocalyptic action fl...
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January 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM Everybody can reply
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Kevthulhu
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Here's our early HoliSLAY gift to you - the trailer for 1981's Merry AntiChristMas. And no, you can't return it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qkg...

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''Merry AntiChristMas'' [LOST 1980s HORROR MOVIE]
YouTube video by Nevermade Movies
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December 23, 2024 at 1:44 PM Everybody can reply
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