March 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
But he was a straight white Republican!! How could you not be moved by the unique tragedy of his murder??? /HeavySarcasm
September 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
But he was a straight white Republican!! How could you not be moved by the unique tragedy of his murder??? /HeavySarcasm
wait, who are you? Are you important around here? #HeavySarcasm
August 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
wait, who are you? Are you important around here? #HeavySarcasm
It's good to know that someone whose best retort is "subtard" is overseeing the treasury and data for the entire country... /heavysarcasm
February 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It's good to know that someone whose best retort is "subtard" is overseeing the treasury and data for the entire country... /heavysarcasm
I'm sure it'll all work out. ./heavysarcasm
December 9, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I'm sure it'll all work out. ./heavysarcasm
Shocking. A deadly disease that we nearly eradicated is back just when we have someone in charge of health that's an anti-vax nutjob with brain worms.
Who could have predicted this?
#HeavySarcasm #FAFO #VacinateYourKidsAndYourselves
Who could have predicted this?
#HeavySarcasm #FAFO #VacinateYourKidsAndYourselves
More than 1,000 measles cases have been reported in the United States in 2025, according to a CNN tally.
Details: cnn.it/4daNRCL
Details: cnn.it/4daNRCL
May 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Shocking. A deadly disease that we nearly eradicated is back just when we have someone in charge of health that's an anti-vax nutjob with brain worms.
Who could have predicted this?
#HeavySarcasm #FAFO #VacinateYourKidsAndYourselves
Who could have predicted this?
#HeavySarcasm #FAFO #VacinateYourKidsAndYourselves
September 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
its clearly another way for me to not give myself credit for anything /heavysarcasm
May 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
its clearly another way for me to not give myself credit for anything /heavysarcasm
Ya know, I don’t think I have heard Mark Carney rhyme or overuse alliteration once. And I have heard that he uses words with more than one syllable and can discuss complicated, nuanced concepts.
Totally unsuited to be prime minister of Canada!
/HeavySarcasm
Totally unsuited to be prime minister of Canada!
/HeavySarcasm
January 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ya know, I don’t think I have heard Mark Carney rhyme or overuse alliteration once. And I have heard that he uses words with more than one syllable and can discuss complicated, nuanced concepts.
Totally unsuited to be prime minister of Canada!
/HeavySarcasm
Totally unsuited to be prime minister of Canada!
/HeavySarcasm
You don't trust overconfident 19-23 year old tech bros whose main experience in life is interning at companies owned by Musk or his buddies with nuclear security?
For all you know, they are modern-day David Lightmans (/heavysarcasm)
For all you know, they are modern-day David Lightmans (/heavysarcasm)
February 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You don't trust overconfident 19-23 year old tech bros whose main experience in life is interning at companies owned by Musk or his buddies with nuclear security?
For all you know, they are modern-day David Lightmans (/heavysarcasm)
For all you know, they are modern-day David Lightmans (/heavysarcasm)
Color me absolutely shocked that Elon Musk has made Twitter so toxic that large advertisers are holding back from the site now. #heavysarcasm
November 18, 2023 at 11:25 AM
Color me absolutely shocked that Elon Musk has made Twitter so toxic that large advertisers are holding back from the site now. #heavysarcasm
You know... There have been a LOT of plane crashes in the past few weeks, lots of people dead, lots of planes crashed, lots of money lost by lots of people.
But at least I haven't heard of any school shootings.
#HeavySarcasm
But at least I haven't heard of any school shootings.
#HeavySarcasm
February 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You know... There have been a LOT of plane crashes in the past few weeks, lots of people dead, lots of planes crashed, lots of money lost by lots of people.
But at least I haven't heard of any school shootings.
#HeavySarcasm
But at least I haven't heard of any school shootings.
#HeavySarcasm
Well now, the CEO is “deeply sorry”.
Yep, that’s good enough for me #sarcasm #HeavySarcasm #Crowdstrike #bsod
What’s next? Are they going to pay for all the extra time, and ruined weekends of all involved? Hmmmm
Yep, that’s good enough for me #sarcasm #HeavySarcasm #Crowdstrike #bsod
What’s next? Are they going to pay for all the extra time, and ruined weekends of all involved? Hmmmm
July 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Well now, the CEO is “deeply sorry”.
Yep, that’s good enough for me #sarcasm #HeavySarcasm #Crowdstrike #bsod
What’s next? Are they going to pay for all the extra time, and ruined weekends of all involved? Hmmmm
Yep, that’s good enough for me #sarcasm #HeavySarcasm #Crowdstrike #bsod
What’s next? Are they going to pay for all the extra time, and ruined weekends of all involved? Hmmmm
Yeah, predatory and useless are exactly the descriptors I think of when I think of @bookspotlight.bsky.social /heavysarcasm
The hell is wrong with people
The hell is wrong with people
March 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Yeah, predatory and useless are exactly the descriptors I think of when I think of @bookspotlight.bsky.social /heavysarcasm
The hell is wrong with people
The hell is wrong with people
But it’s totally worth it to get more AI generated Wes Anderson trailers.
/heavySarcasm #ThingsIWontPostOnBirdApp
/heavySarcasm #ThingsIWontPostOnBirdApp
“The era of global warming has ended; the era of global boiling has arrived" https://news.yahoo.com/scorching-july-on-pace-to-be-hottest-month-on-record-as-climate-change-continues-to-worsen-205536577.html
Scorching July on pace to be hottest month on record as climate change continues to worsen
Scientists from the United Nations and the European Union announced Thursday that the first three weeks of July were the three hottest weeks on record and that the month was almost certain to be the w...
news.yahoo.com
July 28, 2023 at 2:21 AM
But it’s totally worth it to get more AI generated Wes Anderson trailers.
/heavySarcasm #ThingsIWontPostOnBirdApp
/heavySarcasm #ThingsIWontPostOnBirdApp
So shocking to see a Black head coach get fired after one bad season in the #NFL. #HEAVYsarcasm #ItsNewEnglandToo
January 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
So shocking to see a Black head coach get fired after one bad season in the #NFL. #HEAVYsarcasm #ItsNewEnglandToo
The internet isn't just America? But the rest of the world is third world and couldn't have our technology!!
#HeavySarcasm
#WhyAreWeLikeThis
#ReallyAmericans
#HeavySarcasm
#WhyAreWeLikeThis
#ReallyAmericans
October 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The internet isn't just America? But the rest of the world is third world and couldn't have our technology!!
#HeavySarcasm
#WhyAreWeLikeThis
#ReallyAmericans
#HeavySarcasm
#WhyAreWeLikeThis
#ReallyAmericans
huh, whaddayaknow, wonder if that's unique to her school district. weird. anyone have any idea? </heavysarcasm>
"after taking office and examining hundreds of pages of curriculum, Gore was shocked by what she found — and didn’t find.
The pervasive indoctrination she had railed against simply did not exist."
www.texastribune.org/2024/05/15/t...
The pervasive indoctrination she had railed against simply did not exist."
www.texastribune.org/2024/05/15/t...
A GOP Texas school board member campaigned against schools indoctrina…
Courtney Gore, a Granbury ISD school board member, has disavowed the far-right platform she campaigned on. Her defiance has brought her backlash.
www.texastribune.org
May 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
huh, whaddayaknow, wonder if that's unique to her school district. weird. anyone have any idea? </heavysarcasm>
Don’t, whatever you do, criticize anyone for this “technical error” - just say WHOOPS and move on #HeavySarcasm news.sky.com/story/idf-bl...
IDF blames 'technical error' after Gaza officials say children collecting water killed in strike
The Israel Defence Forces (IDF) said it had intended to hit an Islamic Jihad militant but a "technical error" had caused the missile to fall "dozens of metres from the target".
news.sky.com
July 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Don’t, whatever you do, criticize anyone for this “technical error” - just say WHOOPS and move on #HeavySarcasm news.sky.com/story/idf-bl...
Well actually, it's not fascism bc that's just how it was done then you see, and even though the white folks back then WERE smarter than the people they enslaved (obvs), they still didn't know it was wrong to OWN people. So it's different. Just trust me. Sources: I'm white. /heavysarcasm
October 22, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Well actually, it's not fascism bc that's just how it was done then you see, and even though the white folks back then WERE smarter than the people they enslaved (obvs), they still didn't know it was wrong to OWN people. So it's different. Just trust me. Sources: I'm white. /heavysarcasm
There is nothing an irritated, sore, red, puffy, hivey watery allergy eye loves more than a long cat hair....#HeavySarcasm #CatProblems
November 2, 2023 at 6:50 PM
There is nothing an irritated, sore, red, puffy, hivey watery allergy eye loves more than a long cat hair....#HeavySarcasm #CatProblems
Wow, you're so evil! How do you sleep at night? 🫠
/Heavysarcasm
/Heavysarcasm
March 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Wow, you're so evil! How do you sleep at night? 🫠
/Heavysarcasm
/Heavysarcasm
And they had a smashing beard and wrote a huge ass book that could be used as a weapon metaphorically and literally if tied to a pole and bam you got a Warhammer.
But no such theorists have ever existed , no one could've predicted this /heavysarcasm
But no such theorists have ever existed , no one could've predicted this /heavysarcasm
April 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And they had a smashing beard and wrote a huge ass book that could be used as a weapon metaphorically and literally if tied to a pole and bam you got a Warhammer.
But no such theorists have ever existed , no one could've predicted this /heavysarcasm
But no such theorists have ever existed , no one could've predicted this /heavysarcasm
October 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM