#manspread
Zat vannacht in een Flixbus naast iemand met een beroerd brede manspread, dus ik heb mijn enkel op mijn knie gelegd en mijn bovenbeen comfortabel op zijn been laten rusten. Hij probeerde mijn been weg te schudden maar bestie je moet met grover geschut komen om me van mijn territorium te verdrijven
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Outstanding manspread! 😜
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Thinking about the time at my old job where I was about to seat 2 guys at a booth, one of them said "Hey don't give us no luuuuve booth man, can't you give us a regular table?", I sat them at a small table and they both proceeded to manspread while facing no less than 45 degrees away from each other
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"Style is a celebratory expression of your life force. You must approach it with a sense of joie de vivre." -RuPaul
#FCF #penispride #manspread
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Yesterday I had the window seat on a flight, a guy is in the middle, and the aisle stayed empty.

I’m thinking perfect he’ll obviously slide over so we get an empty middle.

This man stayed in the middle seat the entire flight?? Not only that but he manspread into my area like???
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
New comedy show name idea: “Manspread, girl”
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The chap on the front row knows how to manspread 😆
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
The picture of Namjoon manspread on that couch in that suit lives rent free in my brain
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I wish people would learn that if someone is moving away from you on the train, they are not generously giving you more space to manspread.

They are trying to give themselves some personal space, which means you should NOT spread out more.
February 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
We can for sure expect a really long manspread about that reporter from trump's "truth social" in the middle of the night.
February 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
That voice, those lips against his skin—he tamped down on the shiver Geto managed to drag out of him everytime they were alone together. Surely, he knew what he was doing to Satoru. The looks, the bitten lips, the way he manspread everytime he sat down, so perfectly relaxed and casual and sexy—
February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Manspread Monday in tight briefs #papabear #bate #briefs #dad #uncut #hung #belly #bigbeard #manstuff
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
New briefs don’t hold Pops in on #mcm and Manspread Monday
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I think the best nonsense I’ve ever seen on here is “women are also socialized male, actually, because they would all know to burp and fart and manspread if someone asked them to act like a man.”

Never change, Tumblrsphere. Never change.
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I lose all sense when he does his famous manspread 🫠🫠
February 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
hell yeah, aya pussy monday has coincided with aya manspread monday
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
manspread don’t mansplain
February 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
y'all i just got home and i'm gonna happily take the longest shower ever but first i wanted to say: it's been a while since i took the metro AND I FORGOT HOW MUCH CISGENDER MEN MANSPREAD HOLY SHIT, THESE TWO FUCKING STRANGERS ALMOST CRUSHED ME WITH THEIR LEGS, CAN'T YOU BE FUCKING CONSIDERATE? OMG
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM