Remember teens, if you encounter a sorcerer, do NOT rebuke him in the name of Jesus Christ. Classic beginner's mistake!
![Ari has been knocked to the ground.
Vulgarmouth: @$#! time to start prayin' to your god, boy --
Ari: *kaff* *kaff* d-don't... understand...
Vulgarmouth: -- cause you're about to @$#! meet hi- Huh?!
Doltus, arriving: Enough!
Doltus Dumbitdown casts "Slappyoo Sillyus", knocking down Lord Vulgarmouth in a blast of searing light.
Doltus: Minnie! Are you okay?
Minnie: mmm... okay. Thanks, Professor.
Vulgarmouth: Dumbo! I'll take your wand and --
Minnie: Oh, shut up!
Minnie casts "Supuhslammus Crammus", further battering Vulgarmouth.
Ari, thinking: What happened?! Why couldn't I defeat vulgarmouth when I rebuked him in - hey - wait!
Narration: I remember in the bible, where a group of men tried to cast out a demon using Jesus' name and were nearly killed by it. [Acts 19:13-20] That's it! Now I know why -- why I couldn't over power Vulgarmouth!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3soxccyzncng7ap4wbman44m/bafkreighy54m43c6keaydl5vi5wa5mwhya55eljkrobn7pd2bqrn4minya@jpeg)
August 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Remember teens, if you encounter a sorcerer, do NOT rebuke him in the name of Jesus Christ. Classic beginner's mistake!
"And Sillyus Maximus pretends to fart out his own net and ope... yeah, he's dead. Lion got him. Anyway, buy Flavius Brand Olive Oil. Remember, you can't get flavor without Flavius."
May 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"And Sillyus Maximus pretends to fart out his own net and ope... yeah, he's dead. Lion got him. Anyway, buy Flavius Brand Olive Oil. Remember, you can't get flavor without Flavius."
When you call someone a "silly billy" you have just legally changed their name to Sillyus Billiards
May 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When you call someone a "silly billy" you have just legally changed their name to Sillyus Billiards
Oh shiiiii…. @pieness64.bsky.social finally has a response to @darmock.bsky.social 😎❤️
All it takes is one hot take (Dee, that’s not what that means 😜) to break the internet.
#journeytosilius #sillyus #deadasstho
All it takes is one hot take (Dee, that’s not what that means 😜) to break the internet.
#journeytosilius #sillyus #deadasstho
May 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh shiiiii…. @pieness64.bsky.social finally has a response to @darmock.bsky.social 😎❤️
All it takes is one hot take (Dee, that’s not what that means 😜) to break the internet.
#journeytosilius #sillyus #deadasstho
All it takes is one hot take (Dee, that’s not what that means 😜) to break the internet.
#journeytosilius #sillyus #deadasstho
January 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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The Slow and Sillyus
October 12, 2023 at 3:10 AM
The Slow and Sillyus