#smurfette
Happy #ValentinesDay ya'll! 💖
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Yesterday on RetroDiem: Smurfette from the Smurfs was the answer to our '88 TV question! What was your absolute favorite cartoon growing up in the 80s? Let us know!

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February 14, 2026 at 12:56 PM
They're both a bundle of good ideas that didn't come together into a good story. But at least FWS didn't have "I'm a monster just like you Hulk because I can't have children" and then we damsel in distress the team's smurfette. Plus killing Quicksilver without giving us any reason to care
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Clumsy Smurf gives Smurfette a Valentine's Day card in Milan, Italy for Valentine’s Day during the Winter Olympics before Ice Hockey starts to played against Team Japan! So Good Luck Tomorrow for continuing of Winter Olympics until the 22nd of February!
February 13, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I forgot about Katy Perry Smurfette.
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The teens brought their Happy Meals into the library and found that they had too many Smurfette toys and not enough of the other Smurfs, so they sold me on how nice a Smurfette would look on my desk.

There was conflict of interest paperwork. Fifty cents of plastic. It got approved - eventually
When I was elected to our local school board it was made extremely clear to me that if we accepted any gifts valued at more than $50 the Oregon Ethics Commission would essentially hunt us down and have us executed.
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I always had a thing for Smurfette anyway💙
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
That’s why they magicked Smurfette into being and simultaneously gave them all little blue todgers to go with their little blue balls! Honestly until a friend explained about smurfette I thought all the Smurf’s were dickless! No idea about hobbits at all. They seem to like dark holes tho.
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Wait - are smurfs hermaphroditic? What about smurfette?
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Smurfette is technically a golem
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
in the land of hermaphroditic smurfs smurfette is queen
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I just ate blue candy and now I look like I got freaky with smurfette
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Oh! smurfette can’t show her ass??
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Smurfette
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 AM
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
smurfette?
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
But wasn't Smurfette created by Gargamel to infiltrate the smurf village and.... Oh there it is.
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Smurfs & He-Man crossover. Smurfette meets Fisto
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Poor Smurfette is exhausted.
They’re sexually dynamic because they’re all descended from Smurfs.
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Smurfette and Sally Brown are in Milano, Italy for Figure Skating during the Winter Olympics but they loss to the figure skaters of Canada!
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
"You can't PAY us enough to..." lemme stop you there, Smurfette... nobody was getting PAID on them plantations, and we should NOT be looking to resume that! *pluck*
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
rihanna is smurfette
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Cause she's smurfette (this joke is OLD now 😭)
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
rihanna is smurfette
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM