‘abject failure of a man’ is far far too lenient.
Spaffer Boffle is a traitor to this country. A serial liar. An entitled Eton spiv. A Russian asset running the country into the ground for his own enrichment. A self-serving grifter only suited to the bin of gutter journalism and never high office.
Spaffer Boffle is a traitor to this country. A serial liar. An entitled Eton spiv. A Russian asset running the country into the ground for his own enrichment. A self-serving grifter only suited to the bin of gutter journalism and never high office.
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
‘abject failure of a man’ is far far too lenient.
Spaffer Boffle is a traitor to this country. A serial liar. An entitled Eton spiv. A Russian asset running the country into the ground for his own enrichment. A self-serving grifter only suited to the bin of gutter journalism and never high office.
Spaffer Boffle is a traitor to this country. A serial liar. An entitled Eton spiv. A Russian asset running the country into the ground for his own enrichment. A self-serving grifter only suited to the bin of gutter journalism and never high office.
Mates everywhere. More than Spaffer Johnson had now. Nobody dares to take action against the future PM. How long will his grift last once he reaches No 10? Will he sell the country out to Trump on day one, and ultimately, their common master in the Kremlin?
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Mates everywhere. More than Spaffer Johnson had now. Nobody dares to take action against the future PM. How long will his grift last once he reaches No 10? Will he sell the country out to Trump on day one, and ultimately, their common master in the Kremlin?
Be ideologically pure by all means. However, the reality is that Farage will now probably walk into DS with an overall majority. Spaffer Johnson destroyed the "Good Chaps in Government," and NF will do exactly as he pleases, starting with selling out the country to his "mates" Trump and Putin.
December 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Be ideologically pure by all means. However, the reality is that Farage will now probably walk into DS with an overall majority. Spaffer Johnson destroyed the "Good Chaps in Government," and NF will do exactly as he pleases, starting with selling out the country to his "mates" Trump and Putin.
It’s essential, but I’ll believe it when I see it. As many have said, start with Robbie Gibb and anyone else appointed by Spaffer Johnson or any other Tory.
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s essential, but I’ll believe it when I see it. As many have said, start with Robbie Gibb and anyone else appointed by Spaffer Johnson or any other Tory.
Nah, make that russian puppet sweat along with spaffer...
December 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nah, make that russian puppet sweat along with spaffer...
Would the toad even want to become PM? He craves power and the influence it comes with the job, but he’s even lazier and feckless than Spaffer ever was.
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Would the toad even want to become PM? He craves power and the influence it comes with the job, but he’s even lazier and feckless than Spaffer ever was.
Utterly astonishing this is consistently glossed over with zero explanation or concern!!! And he was let in to effectively run government in lieu of Spaffer Boffle having the intellect or desire once he secured the top job!
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Utterly astonishing this is consistently glossed over with zero explanation or concern!!! And he was let in to effectively run government in lieu of Spaffer Boffle having the intellect or desire once he secured the top job!
No, you’re right, you have to set them straight and say ‘From this day forth the TV remote shall be known as the spaffer’.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
No, you’re right, you have to set them straight and say ‘From this day forth the TV remote shall be known as the spaffer’.
For me Spaffer will always be the worst, lettuce Liz was just a bad joke.
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
For me Spaffer will always be the worst, lettuce Liz was just a bad joke.
deafened by the Silence of those on the right regarding white grooming gangs. Exhibit A randy andy part of a global grooming trafficking ring. Spaffer boris johnson gave a green light 2 perpetrators 2 Continue, when he refused 2 investigate Child abuse. Perhaps protecting rich white felons?
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
deafened by the Silence of those on the right regarding white grooming gangs. Exhibit A randy andy part of a global grooming trafficking ring. Spaffer boris johnson gave a green light 2 perpetrators 2 Continue, when he refused 2 investigate Child abuse. Perhaps protecting rich white felons?
I’ll always hate Spaffer, what a see you next Tuesday he is.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I’ll always hate Spaffer, what a see you next Tuesday he is.
Having a laugh with "bestie" Robbie, isn't he?
What have they concocted together?
When PM, Farage will certainly abolish the licence fee with Gibb's help and sell off to a far-right billionaire mate. Spaffer Johnson shovelled Gibb into post to aid destruction from within.
What have they concocted together?
When PM, Farage will certainly abolish the licence fee with Gibb's help and sell off to a far-right billionaire mate. Spaffer Johnson shovelled Gibb into post to aid destruction from within.
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Having a laugh with "bestie" Robbie, isn't he?
What have they concocted together?
When PM, Farage will certainly abolish the licence fee with Gibb's help and sell off to a far-right billionaire mate. Spaffer Johnson shovelled Gibb into post to aid destruction from within.
What have they concocted together?
When PM, Farage will certainly abolish the licence fee with Gibb's help and sell off to a far-right billionaire mate. Spaffer Johnson shovelled Gibb into post to aid destruction from within.
He's very much like spaffer Johnson, the hero of the Tory party who could do no wrong in the eyes of his fellow MPs, they let him get away with anything, lies, always holidaying, terrible optics, until they thought his behaviour was going to hurt them, once their jobs were in danger, he was gone 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
He's very much like spaffer Johnson, the hero of the Tory party who could do no wrong in the eyes of his fellow MPs, they let him get away with anything, lies, always holidaying, terrible optics, until they thought his behaviour was going to hurt them, once their jobs were in danger, he was gone 🤣
But for the same people Saint Spaffer was the epitome of probity and a role model for all young people to aspire to. Bunch of Jeremy Hunts.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
But for the same people Saint Spaffer was the epitome of probity and a role model for all young people to aspire to. Bunch of Jeremy Hunts.
The RW desperately wants to force Rachel out, this is quite pathetic and ridiculous now. Spaffer clung on for months despite everything he did as PM, lettuce Liz basically bankrupt the country and didn’t get even close to the same amount of coverage.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The RW desperately wants to force Rachel out, this is quite pathetic and ridiculous now. Spaffer clung on for months despite everything he did as PM, lettuce Liz basically bankrupt the country and didn’t get even close to the same amount of coverage.
They can deny it all they want, but there are clear links from the Kremlin to both deform and the Tories. From the toad appearing on RT, to Nathan Gill taking bribes. And Spaffer playing tennis with Russian oligarchs wives.
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
They can deny it all they want, but there are clear links from the Kremlin to both deform and the Tories. From the toad appearing on RT, to Nathan Gill taking bribes. And Spaffer playing tennis with Russian oligarchs wives.
"Orders" from Robbie Gibb, you assume?
His man Farage needs "help" after a tricky period. Go back to doing what Spaffer Johnson shovelled you into post for. Relentlessly bash Labour with your "little helpers "
His man Farage needs "help" after a tricky period. Go back to doing what Spaffer Johnson shovelled you into post for. Relentlessly bash Labour with your "little helpers "
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"Orders" from Robbie Gibb, you assume?
His man Farage needs "help" after a tricky period. Go back to doing what Spaffer Johnson shovelled you into post for. Relentlessly bash Labour with your "little helpers "
His man Farage needs "help" after a tricky period. Go back to doing what Spaffer Johnson shovelled you into post for. Relentlessly bash Labour with your "little helpers "
Once a “spaffer”
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Once a “spaffer”
Labour should just ignore them and carry on, like Johnson did despite far more justified calls to resign. Where was the DM when Spaffer was lying about partygate? (Or wallpapergate, Brexit benefits, 40 new hospitals...)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
Boris Johnson deliberately misled Parliament over Partygate, MPs find
But the former PM says the committee has reached a
www.bbc.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Labour should just ignore them and carry on, like Johnson did despite far more justified calls to resign. Where was the DM when Spaffer was lying about partygate? (Or wallpapergate, Brexit benefits, 40 new hospitals...)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
Spaffer
Fagash
The Tangerine Shit Gibbon
Slithy Gove
And fifth but not least Mr. Keith Rupert Murdoch.
Fagash
The Tangerine Shit Gibbon
Slithy Gove
And fifth but not least Mr. Keith Rupert Murdoch.
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Spaffer
Fagash
The Tangerine Shit Gibbon
Slithy Gove
And fifth but not least Mr. Keith Rupert Murdoch.
Fagash
The Tangerine Shit Gibbon
Slithy Gove
And fifth but not least Mr. Keith Rupert Murdoch.
Demanding the chancellor resigns for lying, yet Spaffer clung on for months in 2022.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Demanding the chancellor resigns for lying, yet Spaffer clung on for months in 2022.
She can resign the day after Spaffer, Cummings & Hancock are convicted.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
She can resign the day after Spaffer, Cummings & Hancock are convicted.
...local councils. Back under his cloak of invisibility in BBC boardroom, he is doubling down, doing what he was shovelled into post to do. That is, bash Lab relentlessly, and big up his mate Farage. He has shifted allegiance easily from previous "hero" Spaffer Johnson, the man who put him there.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
...local councils. Back under his cloak of invisibility in BBC boardroom, he is doubling down, doing what he was shovelled into post to do. That is, bash Lab relentlessly, and big up his mate Farage. He has shifted allegiance easily from previous "hero" Spaffer Johnson, the man who put him there.
Oh, the Telegraph is going to have a field day with this one!
How much did Johnson's current mansion cost?
More spaffer-waffle incoming, I guarantee.
How much did Johnson's current mansion cost?
More spaffer-waffle incoming, I guarantee.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh, the Telegraph is going to have a field day with this one!
How much did Johnson's current mansion cost?
More spaffer-waffle incoming, I guarantee.
How much did Johnson's current mansion cost?
More spaffer-waffle incoming, I guarantee.