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taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
Let that sink in.

Wake up people.

*Insert any fact here that 1/3 of the country won't believe cause they're in a cult*

Ugh.

#TheWorstTimeline
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
At this point in time the Onion headlines seem more realistic than legacy media's are.

#TheWorstTimeline
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
call634-5789.bsky.social
#TheWorstTimeline
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
andycarolan.social.lol.ap.brid.gy
2025 and I can't pay a creator directly for an ad-free experience of their work... I have to give £12.99 to Google instead.

How screwed up is that?!

#dammit #google #theworsttimeline
October 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
rajtalk.bsky.social
Since this is NOW 'murica, I can honestly see a MTG/Pam Bondi PPV cat fight live from the White House lawn happening , brought to you by KFC.
#theworsttimeline
#trumpisPOtuS
#longloathetheking
October 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
leandrarisotto.bsky.social
Stochastic Terrorism. This is the first time I've heard that term and it perfectly describes what is happening in America. We are NOT ok.

#StochasticTerrorism #AmericaIsNotOk #TheWorstTimeline
September 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
aramintamd.bsky.social
Dates to remember:
11/4/2025
11/3/2026

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#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
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September 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
aramintamd.bsky.social
41 months, 173 weeks, 1,239 days (after noon on Friday).

Dates to remember:
11/4/2025
11/3/2026

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#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
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September 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
drawingserotonin.bsky.social
Has anyone else noticed this on their #youtube videos? Looks like YT decided to take it upon itself to ai filter creators’ work without their knowledge or consent. #art #theworsttimeline #nooneaskedforthis

youtu.be/tjnQ-s7LW-g?...
Youtube is Using AI on Your Shorts Without Consent..
YouTube video by SamDoesArts
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September 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
princessjemmy.bsky.social
The AI uprising is upon us, and it’s gonna be stupider than predicted. #theworsttimeline
August 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
aramintamd.bsky.social
41 months, 173 weeks, 1,239 days (after noon on Friday).

Dates to remember:
11/4/2025
11/3/2026

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#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
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August 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
kingpen-island.bsky.social
Everybody asks what is the left shark doing. But nobody asks HOW the left shark is doing.

If I had one wish. The most amount of good I could do is erase the last 10 years of my life and restart it in a world were fuckin ANYBODY else takes the presidency. #justicefortowlie #theworsttimeline #towelie
August 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ambaaargh.bsky.social
Once again I am reminded I am in the timeline where there's no Viva Pinata within my grasp. #theworsttimeline
August 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
aramintamd.bsky.social
42 months, 175 weeks, 1,253 days (after noon on Friday).

Dates to remember:
11/4/2025
11/3/2026

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#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
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August 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
aramintamd.bsky.social
A day late. Sorry.

42 months, 176 weeks, 1,260 days (after noon on Friday).

Dates to remember:
11/4/2025
11/3/2026

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#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
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August 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
aramintamd.bsky.social
42 months, 177 weeks, 1,267 days (after noon on Friday).

Dates to remember:
11/4/2025
11/3/2026

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#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
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August 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
aramintamd.bsky.social
42 months, 178 weeks, 1,274 days (after noon on Friday).

Dates to remember:
11/4/2025
11/3/2026

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#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
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July 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
eliserobinson.bsky.social
Sure, why not. I mean what could possibly go wrong? #theworsttimeline #ihateithere
kelseyreichmann.bsky.social Kelsey Reichmann @kelseyreichmann.bsky.social · Jul 24
New Trump executive order "ending crime and disorder on America's streets" seeks to shift homeless individuals into "long-term institutional settings for humane treatment."
July 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
aramintamd.bsky.social
43 months, 179 weeks, 1,281 days (after noon on Friday).

One day short of six months.

Did you imagine this much damage in just six months?

Dates to remember:
11/4/2025
11/3/2026

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#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
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July 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
aramintamd.bsky.social
43 months, 180 weeks, 1,288 days (after noon on Friday).

#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
July 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
aramintamd.bsky.social
43 months, 181 weeks, 1,295 days (after noon on Friday).

#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
#NoKings
#voteBlueNoMatterWho
July 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
aramintamd.bsky.social
43 months, 182 weeks, 1,302 days (after noon on Friday).

#ThisTimelineSucks
#TheWorstTimeline
June 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ladymagichands.bsky.social
Given how bad this season was, I can only assume that during the fall, the supermajority justices will be played by Muppets. Maybe one decision will be in the form of a musical!

#SupremeCourt
#TACOSupreme
#StareDecisisIsForSuckers
#StrictScrutiny
#TheWorstTimeline
#TRMS
#MSNBC
#CNN
June 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
aramintamd.bsky.social
So when they ship all the National Guard to Iran, who's gonna protect LA? I mean, you can't send a bunch of hapless weekend warriors to certain maiming or death AND use NG for ICE. There's only so much cannon fodder enlisted right now and they can't even march in time.

Bleak.

#TheWORSTTimeline
June 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM