NotMe
@princessjemmy.bsky.social
Hello. I'm an adult human.
Left to my own devices, I would be a borderline cat hoarder.
Was not homeschooled by a pigeon.
Offers of Pumpkin Spice Latte will be met with shotgun fire.
Left to my own devices, I would be a borderline cat hoarder.
Was not homeschooled by a pigeon.
Offers of Pumpkin Spice Latte will be met with shotgun fire.
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Tesla cars are for driving what LLMs are for critical thinking.
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Tesla cars are for driving what LLMs are for critical thinking.
I LOLed. I was probably going to hell already anyway, so “Eh.”
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I LOLed. I was probably going to hell already anyway, so “Eh.”
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Pensive Wednesday.
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Pensive Wednesday.
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Not my Cat Monday, Porch Edition
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Not my Cat Monday, Porch Edition
I ❤️ this. According to the Bible, Jesus was an immigrant too, to avoid persecution from Herod.
Imagine if Egypt had evicted his parents right back into Israel…
Imagine if Egypt had evicted his parents right back into Israel…
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I ❤️ this. According to the Bible, Jesus was an immigrant too, to avoid persecution from Herod.
Imagine if Egypt had evicted his parents right back into Israel…
Imagine if Egypt had evicted his parents right back into Israel…
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…The very second any neurodivergent person in this job gets out of bounds or becomes seen as a "problem"— not something that ever randomly happens based on neurotypical reads of us or whims, right ND folx?— they're out the door, at *Best*.
This is such a shitshow.
bsky.app/profile/wolv...
This is such a shitshow.
bsky.app/profile/wolv...
And like… the fucked up thing is, some people *will* want to be a boot, fully not understanding that a) it's fucked up to want to be the boot, & b) they're only going to be useful to these people as long as they're *Useful To These People.* And "Useful" can mean lots things; scapegoats are "useful"…
"Palantir. Neurodivergent. Fellowship."
"Hey kids! Wanna be a boot? 😃"
Plus: Not "neurodivergence" as if valuing qualities you hold. Not neurodiversity, as if seeking community (plus that icky "diverse" word). Not "ND Peoples'." Neurodivergent. Singular.
That is some shit-tier pandering guys. F-
"Hey kids! Wanna be a boot? 😃"
Plus: Not "neurodivergence" as if valuing qualities you hold. Not neurodiversity, as if seeking community (plus that icky "diverse" word). Not "ND Peoples'." Neurodivergent. Singular.
That is some shit-tier pandering guys. F-
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
…The very second any neurodivergent person in this job gets out of bounds or becomes seen as a "problem"— not something that ever randomly happens based on neurotypical reads of us or whims, right ND folx?— they're out the door, at *Best*.
This is such a shitshow.
bsky.app/profile/wolv...
This is such a shitshow.
bsky.app/profile/wolv...
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Conversation Wednesday.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Conversation Wednesday.
LOL. I’ve been through two IEP processes as a parent, and a couple of assisting with gathering data for IEP building purposes. I have an education background and know the process backward and forward. And no, it isn’t a picnic, and I absolutely only did it as a parent because I HAD to.
Once again, no one making these claims seems to understand the enormous hurdles in the way of getting a kid the help they need - in this case - I dare anyone suggesting this to go through an IEP process.
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
LOL. I’ve been through two IEP processes as a parent, and a couple of assisting with gathering data for IEP building purposes. I have an education background and know the process backward and forward. And no, it isn’t a picnic, and I absolutely only did it as a parent because I HAD to.
Great. No Amazon or Target as much as possible in this household. But if you read the article, Etsy is also gambling on Chat GPT, so there goes more online shopping.
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Great. No Amazon or Target as much as possible in this household. But if you read the article, Etsy is also gambling on Chat GPT, so there goes more online shopping.
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Paint me Like One of Your French Girls Ssturday.
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Paint me Like One of Your French Girls Ssturday.
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Centerpiece Thursday.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Centerpiece Thursday.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
- kind of
- kind of
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
- kind of
- kind of
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“No kisses” Sunday
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“No kisses” Sunday
But what of the millions of sycophants who re-elected Orange Voldemort in spite of him doing this on 1/6/2021? They’re itching to see hangings, killings, etc.
What do we do about them?
What do we do about them?
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
But what of the millions of sycophants who re-elected Orange Voldemort in spite of him doing this on 1/6/2021? They’re itching to see hangings, killings, etc.
What do we do about them?
What do we do about them?
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Check out Wee Willy Winky over here
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Check out Wee Willy Winky over here
Yes, it is.
It's beautiful
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yes, it is.
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Mother and Son Tuesday.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Mother and Son Tuesday.
LOL. The correct premise is that it was a grift. Just like every other endeavor ketamine boy is involved in.
Was just listening to a conversation between a VC and an author who writes about innovation, and they were discussing "why Elon couldn't successfully reform the government" and it was the dumbest conversation I've heard in a while. And I realized they were starting with the wrong premise...
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
LOL. The correct premise is that it was a grift. Just like every other endeavor ketamine boy is involved in.
The more I see comments on Bluesky alluding to Olivia Nuzzi’s new book, the more I wanna go like this:
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The more I see comments on Bluesky alluding to Olivia Nuzzi’s new book, the more I wanna go like this:
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Correct! Absolutely nothing!
Q: It’s starting to sound like underage women are children. What’s the difference between underage women and children?
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
FAQ: Underage Women
“Many of the headlines have read that [Jeffrey Epstein] is accused of ‘sex with underage women.’ Really? Why are we whitewashing? Why are we not ca...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Correct! Absolutely nothing!
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Calm vest, Sunday edition.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Calm vest, Sunday edition.