March 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Excited to read @craigtimes.bsky.social’s latest book #WelcomeToFlorida. 😎 #WTF
@floridapress.bsky.social publishes the best #Florida books. 📚👏👏👏👏
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@floridapress.bsky.social publishes the best #Florida books. 📚👏👏👏👏
🐊🌴🦩🍯🍊🦋🍹🎶🎡⚓🐍🐠🎨⚾
February 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Excited to read @craigtimes.bsky.social’s latest book #WelcomeToFlorida. 😎 #WTF
@floridapress.bsky.social publishes the best #Florida books. 📚👏👏👏👏
🐊🌴🦩🍯🍊🦋🍹🎶🎡⚓🐍🐠🎨⚾
@floridapress.bsky.social publishes the best #Florida books. 📚👏👏👏👏
🐊🌴🦩🍯🍊🦋🍹🎶🎡⚓🐍🐠🎨⚾
I've been in Florida my whole life. In all those 16 years, I don't remember Christmas being cold.#WelcomeToFlorida
November 20, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I've been in Florida my whole life. In all those 16 years, I don't remember Christmas being cold.#WelcomeToFlorida
Florida Cat waiting for the next headline to drop.
#StPeteCat #WTFVibes #WelcomeToFlorida #Cattitude #caturday #catsonacouch @catsonacouch.bsky.social
#StPeteCat #WTFVibes #WelcomeToFlorida #Cattitude #caturday #catsonacouch @catsonacouch.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Florida Cat waiting for the next headline to drop.
#StPeteCat #WTFVibes #WelcomeToFlorida #Cattitude #caturday #catsonacouch @catsonacouch.bsky.social
#StPeteCat #WTFVibes #WelcomeToFlorida #Cattitude #caturday #catsonacouch @catsonacouch.bsky.social
Just a reminder that my next book, WELCOME TO #FLORIDA: TRUE TALES FROM AMERICA'S MOST INTERESTING STATE," is now available for pre-order. Buy 2 copies & give on to your favorite iguana trapper! upf.com/book.asp?id=...
December 3, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Port St. Lucifer, FL has the worst drivers in the nation. Florida drivers in general don’t believe traffic laws are laws; only suggestions that are optional. Floridians believe anarchy equals freedom.
#WTF = #WelcomeToFlorida
#WTF = #WelcomeToFlorida
January 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Port St. Lucifer, FL has the worst drivers in the nation. Florida drivers in general don’t believe traffic laws are laws; only suggestions that are optional. Floridians believe anarchy equals freedom.
#WTF = #WelcomeToFlorida
#WTF = #WelcomeToFlorida
Hormones Are Normal
Basic health, family planning, and behavior lessons in Florida take a back seat to...back seats.
$15 million to ensure challenged books are unavailable through the school system. That's chump change to the $50m DeSantis spent to defeat #YesOn4
#WelcomeToFlorida #DemCast
Basic health, family planning, and behavior lessons in Florida take a back seat to...back seats.
$15 million to ensure challenged books are unavailable through the school system. That's chump change to the $50m DeSantis spent to defeat #YesOn4
#WelcomeToFlorida #DemCast
December 14, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Hormones Are Normal
Basic health, family planning, and behavior lessons in Florida take a back seat to...back seats.
$15 million to ensure challenged books are unavailable through the school system. That's chump change to the $50m DeSantis spent to defeat #YesOn4
#WelcomeToFlorida #DemCast
Basic health, family planning, and behavior lessons in Florida take a back seat to...back seats.
$15 million to ensure challenged books are unavailable through the school system. That's chump change to the $50m DeSantis spent to defeat #YesOn4
#WelcomeToFlorida #DemCast
#WelcomeToFlorida
Remote start is to cool off your car
Or hopefully you can roll down your windows from a distance to let your car air out
Keep a towel in your car to protect your legs from the hot seats
Windshield sun shades are not optional
Carry two bottles of ice water with you
Remote start is to cool off your car
Or hopefully you can roll down your windows from a distance to let your car air out
Keep a towel in your car to protect your legs from the hot seats
Windshield sun shades are not optional
Carry two bottles of ice water with you
I went to visit a friend in Florida many years back and that’s when I realized what window tinting is *actually* for
June 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
#WelcomeToFlorida
Remote start is to cool off your car
Or hopefully you can roll down your windows from a distance to let your car air out
Keep a towel in your car to protect your legs from the hot seats
Windshield sun shades are not optional
Carry two bottles of ice water with you
Remote start is to cool off your car
Or hopefully you can roll down your windows from a distance to let your car air out
Keep a towel in your car to protect your legs from the hot seats
Windshield sun shades are not optional
Carry two bottles of ice water with you
November 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Call me Cirice, because I can hear the thunder. (And my hair was this much of a disaster *before* I walked out into the humidity...) #welcometoflorida @ Gainesville Regional Airport https://www.instagram.com/p/CBRFqisJ4dR/?igshid=139zk83lvu99m
November 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Call me Cirice, because I can hear the thunder. (And my hair was this much of a disaster *before* I walked out into the humidity...) #welcometoflorida @ Gainesville Regional Airport https://www.instagram.com/p/CBRFqisJ4dR/?igshid=139zk83lvu99m
..so, quick question.
If Alligator Auschwitz
WTF🐊
WelcomeToFlorida🔥
is made up of
ONLY tents, cyclone fenced cells inside
and trailers,
where the fvck is all this damn💰money going?
Lining these greed-obsessed
GOP🇷🇺GestapoOfPutin
RetRUmpliKKKlanCULT
Grifter's
pockets, perhaps?
#AlligatorAuschwitz
If Alligator Auschwitz
WTF🐊
WelcomeToFlorida🔥
is made up of
ONLY tents, cyclone fenced cells inside
and trailers,
where the fvck is all this damn💰money going?
Lining these greed-obsessed
GOP🇷🇺GestapoOfPutin
RetRUmpliKKKlanCULT
Grifter's
pockets, perhaps?
#AlligatorAuschwitz
July 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
..so, quick question.
If Alligator Auschwitz
WTF🐊
WelcomeToFlorida🔥
is made up of
ONLY tents, cyclone fenced cells inside
and trailers,
where the fvck is all this damn💰money going?
Lining these greed-obsessed
GOP🇷🇺GestapoOfPutin
RetRUmpliKKKlanCULT
Grifter's
pockets, perhaps?
#AlligatorAuschwitz
If Alligator Auschwitz
WTF🐊
WelcomeToFlorida🔥
is made up of
ONLY tents, cyclone fenced cells inside
and trailers,
where the fvck is all this damn💰money going?
Lining these greed-obsessed
GOP🇷🇺GestapoOfPutin
RetRUmpliKKKlanCULT
Grifter's
pockets, perhaps?
#AlligatorAuschwitz
How in the world did [email protected] not get a position? #WelcomeToFlorida
The official portraits of the 17 House Republicans elected to chair committees in the 119th Congress:
December 14, 2024 at 8:23 PM
How in the world did [email protected] not get a position? #WelcomeToFlorida