#whamaggedon
Ya veo de donde sale lo del Whamaggedon… 🤣
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
December and January look like this:

Dec: 'nine days #whamaggedon'

Jan: 'five days #dryjanuary '
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I just recently became aware of the fact that Mariah Carey in cryo and Whamaggedon are two distinct and separate entities which proves my ignorance of Christmas memes and that I am fully immune to both things.

Good luck next December to those who participate in both and also have attention spans.
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I’m glad to announce that I did not suffer at the hand of Whamaggedon last year.
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
You're a brave man, Matthew. I've got a kit in the mail arriving on Jan 2nd, so I've already failed your version of Whamaggedon. My stash is less than a dozen kits anyway.
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
WAIT i won whamaggedon this year!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I didn't lose Whamaggedon and I still haven't heard Last Christmas.
That makes me sad. I'm going out of my way next year to hear it.
December 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
It isn’t quite Whamaggedon, but I did manage to get through the season without hearing Elvis Presley. My version of hell was being trapped in an elevator in Memphis at Christmas with Blue Christmas on loop for four hours…
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yes anyone can survive Whamaggedon but can you make it to the end of this month without seeing someone complain about how there’s Easter Eggs on the shelves already
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Ya'll ever heard of Whamaggedon? The game where you try to go as long as possible without hearing "Last Christmas"? Well it turns out, the gane is actually a death sentence and will destroy your mind.
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wow, an even worse set of cunts than those that do Whamaggedon
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
so i just realized i won whamaggedon, which sucks because i love that song
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Losing Whamaggedon for 2026 when they year hasn't started yet is an accomplishment all of its own if you think about it.
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
For the first time since I started playing, I won Whamaggedon! The song to avoid? Hmm. That Hawaiian one because I can never remember how it goes: Malika-something.
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I heard every single song you two mentioned multiple times this season (working a few blocks from Rockefeller Center has a lot to do with it).

I think Whamaggedon struck within 5 ways of Thanksgiving this year.
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Survived #Whamaggedon this season so I donated $250 to a local trans support group. $10 for 25 days of not hearing Last Christmas!

🏳️‍⚧️🧑‍🎄🏳️‍⚧️🤶🏳️‍⚧️
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I am now a Whamaggedon champion!!!
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December 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i won Whamaggedon and Careymas but at what cost
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Já jsem přežila letošní whamaggedon!!!
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December 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Holy fuck, I think I won Whamaggedon this year!!
I don’t know how, but here we are!!
Woot!
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
by the way i won at whamaggedon. im invincible
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
2X #whamaggedon winner!
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I stand weary and bloodied but unbroken upon the battlefield. Despite the machinations of the fickle retail gods, I did not ascend to Whamhalla this year. George Michael Odin awaits me, but he must claim my soul another Whamaggedon. Now I may rest from my vigil until the next Whampocalypse begins.
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Só agora é que me apercebi….. sobrevivi ao #whamaggedon
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December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM