my boy’s a caps fan … we ised to live in dc and whoa I should tell the story about taking demure wife2 to her first and last Caps game
November 9, 2024 at 3:14 AM
my boy’s a caps fan … we ised to live in dc and whoa I should tell the story about taking demure wife2 to her first and last Caps game
thats complicated I can be wife²
August 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
thats complicated I can be wife²
The lore I have of these twos.... Can't believe it's been 4 years worth of obsessions. She's only supposed to be a side villain to Sui character and now there's 3 dedicated folders, 2 timelines, 3 AUs, 1 fanfic and 3 animatics....
#homestuck #bitchesepian #morsalsashal #wife1 #wife2
#homestuck #bitchesepian #morsalsashal #wife1 #wife2
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM
The lore I have of these twos.... Can't believe it's been 4 years worth of obsessions. She's only supposed to be a side villain to Sui character and now there's 3 dedicated folders, 2 timelines, 3 AUs, 1 fanfic and 3 animatics....
#homestuck #bitchesepian #morsalsashal #wife1 #wife2
#homestuck #bitchesepian #morsalsashal #wife1 #wife2
Many years ago wife2 unforgettably asked as I played this WHAT IS THIS GHASTLY SOUND, and I hear the question whenever I put it on again
youtu.be/d9GSKmbiv0Y?...
youtu.be/d9GSKmbiv0Y?...
Ingram Marshall – Fog Tropes
YouTube video by KonstantinPokrovsky
youtu.be
March 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Many years ago wife2 unforgettably asked as I played this WHAT IS THIS GHASTLY SOUND, and I hear the question whenever I put it on again
youtu.be/d9GSKmbiv0Y?...
youtu.be/d9GSKmbiv0Y?...
It's a good thing you are calling for all the things already in place.
Brilliant.
Lil reverse Psychology.i know if someone had tapes on me,n I became President,after that man dropped nudes of my wife2.
His $4.6billion dollar palace would be rubble,and Ukraine would endless supply of missiles.
Brilliant.
Lil reverse Psychology.i know if someone had tapes on me,n I became President,after that man dropped nudes of my wife2.
His $4.6billion dollar palace would be rubble,and Ukraine would endless supply of missiles.
April 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It's a good thing you are calling for all the things already in place.
Brilliant.
Lil reverse Psychology.i know if someone had tapes on me,n I became President,after that man dropped nudes of my wife2.
His $4.6billion dollar palace would be rubble,and Ukraine would endless supply of missiles.
Brilliant.
Lil reverse Psychology.i know if someone had tapes on me,n I became President,after that man dropped nudes of my wife2.
His $4.6billion dollar palace would be rubble,and Ukraine would endless supply of missiles.
We hired a constable from another police service. He was a bigamist. To explain his absences, wife1 believed he was a super secret Top Gun flying missions during the GWOT. Wife2 believed he was a super secret patrol officer who conducted training out of town.
He resigned.
Recruiting failures!
He resigned.
Recruiting failures!
August 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We hired a constable from another police service. He was a bigamist. To explain his absences, wife1 believed he was a super secret Top Gun flying missions during the GWOT. Wife2 believed he was a super secret patrol officer who conducted training out of town.
He resigned.
Recruiting failures!
He resigned.
Recruiting failures!
Laughing about going to the V and A ok Sat with ex-wife2 and her bf and bf and me crawling around with our fancy cameras -- click click click -- and thinking hmmm guys with fancy cameras in museums, the camera's basically a secondary sexual characteristic.
May 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Laughing about going to the V and A ok Sat with ex-wife2 and her bf and bf and me crawling around with our fancy cameras -- click click click -- and thinking hmmm guys with fancy cameras in museums, the camera's basically a secondary sexual characteristic.
Wife wife. Wife²
July 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Wife wife. Wife²
I would imagine that his wives have dragged him to the theatre/opera/ballet, etc and he's always been bored because he's a philistine. He has no appreciation for anything that's not gaudy and tacky.
I'm sure Wife2 had to bribe him into coming to see her perform (she was sort of an actress).
I'm sure Wife2 had to bribe him into coming to see her perform (she was sort of an actress).
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I would imagine that his wives have dragged him to the theatre/opera/ballet, etc and he's always been bored because he's a philistine. He has no appreciation for anything that's not gaudy and tacky.
I'm sure Wife2 had to bribe him into coming to see her perform (she was sort of an actress).
I'm sure Wife2 had to bribe him into coming to see her perform (she was sort of an actress).
37 affairs during his first marriage, duly noted by performance. Wife found, committed suicide when he flaunted wife2! And lots more!
November 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
37 affairs during his first marriage, duly noted by performance. Wife found, committed suicide when he flaunted wife2! And lots more!
shin? like shin asakura ? from sakadays? I LOVE SHIN ASAKURA #WIFE2
a picture of a boy holding an ice cream cone with the words " 911 may i take your order " on the bottom
ALT: a picture of a boy holding an ice cream cone with the words " 911 may i take your order " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
shin? like shin asakura ? from sakadays? I LOVE SHIN ASAKURA #WIFE2
I don't even wanna think about the paris house inheritance thing. My mom's dad remarried and bought a house in Paris. He died a while back and we are in bad terms with his second wife but with mom's death we technically own part of that house and wife2 is prob gonna be mad about it
March 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I don't even wanna think about the paris house inheritance thing. My mom's dad remarried and bought a house in Paris. He died a while back and we are in bad terms with his second wife but with mom's death we technically own part of that house and wife2 is prob gonna be mad about it
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Oh. There's that.
I thought it was that he too was on wife #3 after having cheated & had kids with wife2 (mistress) and wife3 (mistress)....
One more an he will beat both #TraitorDonOLD AND #ScummyNewtGingrich
I thought it was that he too was on wife #3 after having cheated & had kids with wife2 (mistress) and wife3 (mistress)....
One more an he will beat both #TraitorDonOLD AND #ScummyNewtGingrich
November 13, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Oh. There's that.
I thought it was that he too was on wife #3 after having cheated & had kids with wife2 (mistress) and wife3 (mistress)....
One more an he will beat both #TraitorDonOLD AND #ScummyNewtGingrich
I thought it was that he too was on wife #3 after having cheated & had kids with wife2 (mistress) and wife3 (mistress)....
One more an he will beat both #TraitorDonOLD AND #ScummyNewtGingrich
She's made a career out of tata flashes & hair flips like many of the trump wh---s. She nailed cheaty petey, wasted no time pushing out a baby while he was still married to wife2. No integrity, respect, morals, dignity. STDs are in her future 😂
March 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
She's made a career out of tata flashes & hair flips like many of the trump wh---s. She nailed cheaty petey, wasted no time pushing out a baby while he was still married to wife2. No integrity, respect, morals, dignity. STDs are in her future 😂
Point Break had an unhappy ending and meanwhile Murtaugh is like 'welcome to the family, Wife2'
November 23, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Point Break had an unhappy ending and meanwhile Murtaugh is like 'welcome to the family, Wife2'
Some Guy: “Gemini, tell Wife1 I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”
Gemini to Wife1: “I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”
Gemini to Wife1: “I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”
August 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Some Guy: “Gemini, tell Wife1 I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”
Gemini to Wife1: “I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”
Gemini to Wife1: “I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”
My brother finally lost the golden child status when dad met his second wife, a woman he met at a happy endings massage. Brother and his family had lived rent free in dad's childhood home for 25 years, but he sold the house in a month to pay for opening his own massage parlors with wife2.
May 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
My brother finally lost the golden child status when dad met his second wife, a woman he met at a happy endings massage. Brother and his family had lived rent free in dad's childhood home for 25 years, but he sold the house in a month to pay for opening his own massage parlors with wife2.
"Viennese daughter of Webern’s favourite pianist, Erwin, who became Countess of Harewood, cousin by marriage of the Queen" #thorpebiz #wife2
December 4, 2024 at 3:51 PM
"Viennese daughter of Webern’s favourite pianist, Erwin, who became Countess of Harewood, cousin by marriage of the Queen" #thorpebiz #wife2
