Richard Swift
@swiftofopal.bsky.social
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Just seeking what passes for human interaction in these end times. Film geek, comic book dork, Star Trek nerd, horror movie dweeb.
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Whoever is responsible for this should get one of them nobel peace prizes.
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I’m sorry for your loss.
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Ultimate nepo baby who never knew there was a thing he’d have to earn on the merits.
swiftofopal.bsky.social
Also, do we think Shatner also made them pay him for likeness rights on his horse that he rented to Paramount for use in Generations…?
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Predict “guns out” Janeway to be their best seller
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Bludgeoning with a candlestick in the library?
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2 slips and one strip on Jumja flavor.
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frankconniff.bsky.social
Now Trump is hoping to at least get a Daytime Nobel Peace Prize.
swiftofopal.bsky.social
Let me guess, first winner of the trump peace prize would be donald trump. Second winner… adolf hitler…?
swiftofopal.bsky.social
I’m sure call democrats terrorists will help pass that budget.

Also, i think the people who hate america would be the ones refusing to release the epstein files.
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This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
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Chain em to a wall by the neck but leave them their ciggies and lighter. Enlightened era.
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Bet the puppy bowl beats it
swiftofopal.bsky.social
Make a phone call and smoke a cigarette I’d guess.
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An explainer on how not retaining Pa. Supreme Court Justices could "lead to chaos in the short term and Republican control of the Supreme Court in the long term."
swiftofopal.bsky.social
If you see this, post an image you saved because it makes you laugh.
The Nativity scene, recreated using only action figures from Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Ricardo Montalban as Khan in Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan looking threatening but the text of what he’s saying has been changed to “Per my last email.” Yukon Cornelius abs the abdominal snowman from Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer next to the Philadelphia mascot Gritty with “Always Wear Condoms” written. Stats comparing football player Tom Brady to professional wrestler Bret “Hitman” Hart. While they both share 7 world titles it is shown that brady has never won the tag team championship, the intercontinental championship, nor the US championship, let alone been inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame twice.
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That republican healthcare plan has been 2 weeks away since 2013.