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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra

@2swaggus.bsky.social

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Here to incessantly post about my silly interests and maybe get angry on the side, basically a glorified priv. If you don't like queers, you don't like me. Fuck Off. He/They strawpage to submit complaints: pikminweed.straw.page

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · Nov 27

Daifuku parties [not so] alone. #precure

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 2h

Studio Series 86 Optimus says yuri is the right of all sentient beings while holding up purimero

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 3h

i got back into watching Beast Wars the other day and realized the reason I like Optimus Primal more now than back then is because i've also reached the stressed out uncle status

Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 4h

firm believer that the quality of most transformers can be gauged simply by seeing if it can be posed to twerk

Studio Series 86 Optimus Prime throwing it back

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 4h

the day edibles no longer leave that weird nasty oily aftertaste is the day I evolve

Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 4h

[im so proud of you lads ladies and enbies for taking the steps of self-acceptance, I hope we can live in a political climate wher e you can be free to be who you are without fear]

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 4h

more like anniversary to some of ya'll lmaoooooooooooo

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 21h

Today is National Coming Out Day.

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 11h

and it was dela doing the scam

Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 11h

doremi get ipad

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 1d

It has vivian

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 2d

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 2d

Really hammer your reps about how catastrophic this is and how bad these laws are for peoples online safety

404 Media @404media.co · 2d

BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...

The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare

A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 2d

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 2d

just discovered that president james garfield died on a monday

garfield

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Me, a bearded redhead in a button down shirt, hand on my mouth, eyes in sad shock

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Ale 🍝 @uomopolpetta.bsky.social · 3d

something about #pikmin.

#digitalart #nintendo #meme #shitpost

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silly samo 🎭 @citrusam.com · 3d

pikmin car

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 2d

visibly stoned garfield and odie holding a comically large blunt

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Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 2d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Orange @abyssalorange.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah #transformers

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 3d

Have You Seen This Beautiful Woman?

a stock image of a hand holding a hand mirror. i had the loose idea of doing a post about "this man", the infamous "ever dream this man?" internet hoax, but about a beautiful woman instead. i opted to merge it with a "the girl reading this" meme. i should be asleep

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Sicko in the Yuri Brain @superpilkyrose64.bsky.social · 6d

The American Government has discovered a new terrorist organization hidden with the state. This is their symbol. They are doing everything they can to stop them

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onion person @junlper.beer · 5d

apparently this post was temporarily marked as “intolerant” lol

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 5d

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3:
Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but…

Panel 4:
Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 5d

the real nightmare is the concept of eating Burger King at all

Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 5d

Burger King Nightmare King (2018-2018): A 1/4 pound beef patty, crispy chicken fillet, American cheese, bacon, onions and mayo, served on a dyed-green bun. Released special for Halloween, BK claimed that it was developed with a sleep institute, designed to induce nightmares if eaten before bed

A black background, and a black plastic tray on which rests a sandwich with fried chicken, a beef patty, bacon, onions, and cheese, on a dark green sesame bun. A creepy, bony, black-grey hand with long nails reaches into frame to grab it. The copy read "Nightmare King--Feed Your nightmares"

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