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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem

@5by5nina.bsky.social

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A wordy bird. Charismatic Christ-follower. Loved and Beloved ❤️ #ProudlyQueer #Lesbipan #Theologian #AuDHD FIERCE 🏳️‍⚧️-ally. 🔥🔥🔥 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 5d

Happy 80th birthday, Dad 💔

Dad, about 25 years old, by the stove, tasting something from a pot with a spoon. He's wearing a very neat orange shirt.

Dad standing shirtless next to his white Mini, holding on to me as I sit on the car roof. He's about 27, I'm about 2.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 2d

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 2d

There's a bird
(Over at the Allan Poe place)
There's a bi i i i i i i ird
(Perched above the fire pla-ace)
There's a bird, a bi i ird
In the darkness it will only say one word

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 2d

I went to the garage to get some tools and wood and things for my project, and my heart breaks. That garage was my dad's little private realm. He was so good with his hands... And luckily I've both inherited and learned from him. But now I miss him so terribly 😭 #grief
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Everything I Own

YouTube video by Bread - Topic

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 3d

You're pro 😎

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 4d

Cat with "zero days since smacked someone"

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 3d

How do you manage looking so ✨ every single day?! 💜

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 4d

Hey! You stole those lines from Lord Percy Percy!

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 5d

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings

Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 4d

I'm tired of a lot of things, but right now I'm mostly tired of
a) people who think it's weird I'm still deep in grief
b) people who get mad at me because I don't have the strength to support them in their problems
c) people who come to me for support in their grief over my parents dying

a white drawing of a broken heart on a black background

Alt: a white drawing of a heart breaking on black background

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 4d

Larry was such an awesome game 😂 "Looking for love in all the wrong places" 😂

Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 4d

And btw, the name "Jehovah" is anathema to me, but the thing it mostly reminds me of is Life of Brian... 😂
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stoned for saying jehovah (life of brian)

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 4d

"Jesus, and I say this professionally, Christ!"
Dark times require sharp and honest eyes. Therefore, I recommend that you listen to the Anarchodox Podcast.

The Anarchodox Podcast @anarchodoxpod.bsky.social · 6d

This week on Anarchodox:

-Ceasefire in Gaza... but only for Hamas apparently

-The shutdown continues, but troops get paid using Trumpian bookkeeping

-First woman Archbishop of Canterbury has been chosen

-Theology Bites: Anarchy and the Trinity

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S2E8-- Week of 10.17.2025: The WOKE LEFT Gave Jesus PRONOUNS | The Anarchodox Podcast

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 5d

I really miss my dad today 😭😭😭

Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 5d

The stars look amazing tonight ❤️

Red trees illuminated by street lights, black house roof, starry night sky

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Pamela Parkington @bigdogmomthree.bsky.social · 5d

No Kings protest at the State Capital, Hartford, CT

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 5d

Happy 80th birthday, Dad 💔

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Dr. Mae "Haunted" Forrest Barnes @dr-maeforrest.bsky.social · 5d

One scene from a bad movie that stays with me all the time is the scene in X-Men: The Last Stand where young Angel keeps trying to cut off his own wings in the bathroom, visibly distraught, and the horror and shame mixed on his father's face when he sees him. Lots of resonance there.

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Jarrett Walker @humantransit.bsky.social · 5d

For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 5d

Och samma på finska...

The Björnen formerly known as Beelzebjörn @beelzebjorn.bsky.social · 5d

Jag kan ju inom parentes tycka att det är förbluffande lite hat från vänsterhåll, med tanke på att högern i rekordfart har:

Pissat bort klimatmålen
Åderlåtit välfärden
Ljugit grovt i princip dagligen
Omfamnat fascism
Berikat sig på allt ovan

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Jenna DeWitt (she/her) @jennadewitt.bsky.social · 6d

Y'all: "why aren't mainline and progressive Christians DOING anything or at least saying something about this??"

Meanwhile, mainline/progressive Christians: "She said she was beaten with a baton while she prayed and was then dragged from the group and handcuffed."

Tim Kobler @timkobler.bsky.social · 6d

If they do this in broad daylight. Imagine what they do to the detainees in the dark? baptistnews.com/article/unit...

United Methodist pastor violently arrested in Chicago – Baptist News Global

Pastor Hannah Kardon of United Church was violently arrested along with eight others at a peaceful protest at the Broadview ICE facility

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Capt'n Amy, the Girl with the Sun in her Eyes @captnamy.bsky.social · 6d

For those of you who aren't familiar with southern (US) lexicon the phrase:

"Bless her heart"

Translates to common English as:

"You dumb idiot. Why does your mama left you out in public? " in the most extreme condescending, patronizing manner.

Doubly so when referring to a woman.

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Billie @billieiswriting.bsky.social · 6d

You want to know whether or not you are an ally?

Do those who share your privilege hate and malign you because of the damage you are doing to the system that maintains their privilege?

If not then you still have work to do.

Listening to Stacey Floyd-Thomas.

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Stab-up-Mackan Andersson @standupmackan.bsky.social · 6d

Jag vet att det är fredag men;

Har vi glömt att den här regeringen bara lämnade svenskar att bli torterade och förnedrade

av krigsförbrytare inbegripna i folkmord?

För att de här medborgarna inte håller med dem politiskt?

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 6d

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Elasticia St. Splatter, The Mad Matriarch of Mayhem @5by5nina.bsky.social · 6d

Sanding plywood is sometimes tricky, but if you do it gently... 🤔

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Billie @billieiswriting.bsky.social · 6d

It is a strange experience to be a scholar of disgust and to watch your most dire warnings play out in real time.

Fascism is the apotheosis of the politics of disgust

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