The ghost pirate LeChonk 𓅃
@abeillebeau.bsky.social
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simpsonsqotd.bsky.social
"Ooh! Look at me. I'm making people happy.
I'm the magical man from Happy Land
In a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane."
Season 7 / Episode 10
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abeillebeau.bsky.social
Delighted to have been formally diagnosed with visual migraines, or to give them their drag name Scintillating Scotoma.
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ziibiing.com
an Indigenous Peoples Day reminder that borders are bullshit and every Indigenous person from across the Americas deserves to be in the US more than every person of European origin

fuck borders, fuck ICE, land back.
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abeillebeau.bsky.social
My delightful @froodofhoops.bsky.social has exciting things happening today.

I've got an eye test, so it's a big day for us both.

Eel check is fine though. Thanks Ameelia. ✨
abeillebeau.bsky.social
'Entre Abelhas/Amongst Bees' (2015)

Interesting idea, some lovely sequences in the last 15/20 minutes, but fell flat when it came to the main character and the messaging.

Would love to see this revisited with COVID and modern loneliness in focus rather than another sad straight boy.
a man stands with his forehead resting against a window, he looks sad. His reflection stands out against the city skyline we can see through the window. from the film 'amongst bees'
abeillebeau.bsky.social
'Weapons' (2025)

Zach Cregger, you absolute weapon, there are scarier things than older women.

Naruto run pile of absolute wank.
The silhouette of a child running with their arms out, on a wet suburban street at night. from the film 'Weapons'
abeillebeau.bsky.social
'Prisoners' (2013)

Effectively tense and atmospheric with some brilliant acting going on.

Not convinced by motives or the pacing of certain elements of the plot, felt a bit 'Poochie returning to his home planet' for some of the characters, but I forgive all of it for that whole driving sequence.
Jake Gyllenhaal has a hand raised to calm an angry looking Hugh Jackman as they stand, facing each other in an office. From the film 'prisoners'
abeillebeau.bsky.social
'Butt boy' (2019)

I'm glad I went into this knowing the bare minimum.

Absolutely glorious stuff, and that ending was just *chefs kiss*

Lofi American Dupieux-core, I enormously enjoyed it.
A bearded man with shoulder length hair and a beard, wearing a leather jacket and blue latex gloves, peers at a matted piece of matter and hair. From the film 'Butt boy'
abeillebeau.bsky.social
Turns out, money *can* buy you happiness.
A Lego style plastic brick construction figurine of clippy, the Microsoft assistant shaped like a paperclip.
abeillebeau.bsky.social
I'm in this picture, and I like it... because of how buff I look whilst having correct opinions.
abeillebeau.bsky.social
Today, the algorithm has offered up 'why do millennials have no taste' and 'le creuset is cheugy'

To which I say, not today ragebait satan.
abeillebeau.bsky.social
Delighted with the latest Toxie, hoping Zach Cregger stops hating women before he makes another film #LetterboxdFriday #lastfourwatched
A screenshot of the last four watched film on letterboxd. They are the toxic avenger unrated (five stars) weapons (half a star) predator: killer of killers (three and a half stars) and Godzilla X Kong: the new empire (four stars)
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catturd2.bsky.social
I have just been informed that the Nobel Prize Committee has been eliminated in a targeted peace strike
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strandjunker.com
If you rename the Department of Defense the Department of War, then bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean, and shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper bullet, you should automatically be barred from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of your life.
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pftompkins.bsky.social
I think if the Fantastic Four were real we would mostly find them disgusting
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abeillebeau.bsky.social
I am fully, completely, and instantly in love with this whole Harley Quinn deal. 😍
A panel  from the upcoming 'absolute Harley Quinn' comic showing Harley Quinn with a shaved head and neck tattoo in an oversized red hoodie, holding nunchucks with a crowd of hooded faceless figures behind her. Watermarked Bleeding cool
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cohostsherms.bsky.social
Digging deep into philosophy in the Discord server.
"A digimon could commit murder. a pokemon can only kill"
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