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avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache. banner: protect trans kids knife. tear down the bo statue. writer on hiatus. me/cfs since 2005-ish. long covid superstar. audhd all-star. disabled at home. he/him.

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ace @aceanbender.com · Jan 19

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

a large, gray ceramic lawn ornament of a frog sitting outside in the snow. it's almost a perfect sphere with bulbous eyes and a wide, slight grin. a patch of snow sits atop its head and runs between its eyes with a small trickle of water running down its cheek like a tear.

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ace @aceanbender.com · 2h

watching the scene like blake corum and jj mccarthy

ace @aceanbender.com · 2h

what a game. congrats to Ms fans. please kill me.

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ace @aceanbender.com · 2h

oh no

ace @aceanbender.com · 2h

i don’t think tommy kahnle wanted to have tommy kahnle in here

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ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

nvm

ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

what if they let the tigers score, for fun

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ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

WHAT A GODDAMN THROW

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Champenstein Is the Doctor’s Name, Actually @champychamp.bsky.social · 3h

This is Baseball Le Mans.

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ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

haven’t moved that fast in a while

ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

my parents xfinity box just tried to start a software update

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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 3h

A screenshot from the onion that says, "exhausted ken burns urges baseball to stop."

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Corey the Scary Street @cstrable.bsky.social · 3h

Skubal last pitched 8 innings ago

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ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

this game keeps setting records and it’s hard to overemphasize how many fucking baseball games have been played

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ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

oh my god

ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

well

ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

oh dear god

Jason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 3h

The 13th inning belongs to Jack Flaherty.

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ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

HOLY SHIT

ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

that’s fucking horrible

ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

oh come the fuck on

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ace @aceanbender.com · 3h

a tigers pitcher making an error in the playoffs

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Alex Speier @alexspeier.bsky.social · 4h

Carpenter joins Kenny Lofton (1995) and Stan Hack (1945) as the only players ever to reach base 6+ times in a playoff game.

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ace @aceanbender.com · 4h

given my life might end with this game, definitely

ace @aceanbender.com · 4h

bury me raw

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ace @aceanbender.com · 4h

tigers advance and get swept by the blue jays

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ace @aceanbender.com · 4h

PLEASE

ace @aceanbender.com · 5h

please