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Champenstein Is the Doctor’s Name, Actually

@champychamp.bsky.social

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College football and graphic tee appreciator, law-knower, Detroit sports tolerator, thinks highly of dogs. Weapons of choice are ITYSL references. Sillyheart.

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Champenstein Is the Doctor’s Name, Actually @champychamp.bsky.social · 10m

Or just not swing at junk that grazes his shoe tops.

Champenstein Is the Doctor’s Name, Actually @champychamp.bsky.social · 12m

Or at least TRIED to. But, no, the traffic cones stay in the line-up.

Champenstein Is the Doctor’s Name, Actually @champychamp.bsky.social · 17m

What would I have done differently? Pinch hit for Colt Keith every at-bat after the second inning.

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strigix @sovereignbeast.bsky.social · 14d

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 15d

Fossil fuel billionaires are bankrolling the anti-trans movement

An investigation shared exclusively with Atmos and HEATED finds that 80% of anti-trans organizations receive fossil fuel funding.

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Champenstein Is the Doctor’s Name, Actually @champychamp.bsky.social · 1h

Gracias, Dertroit Beisbolcats,for a very April-July, an excruciating August-September, and 5 fun days these last couple weeks.

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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 8h

Game was a microcosm of the 2nd half of the season. Skubal dominates, all the bats do nothing (except for Kerry), Tigers pen hangs on by a thread and escapes miscues, Tigers bats still do nothing even with runners in scoring position, and eventually the game is blown

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Champenstein Is the Doctor’s Name, Actually @champychamp.bsky.social · 8h

Experienced what was apparently the dumbest half inning ever on the MLB app while getting ready for bed.
Sorry everyone

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 8h

TO THE 15TH

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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 8h

Tigers-Mariners Game 5:

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 8h

At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?

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Champenstein Is the Doctor’s Name, Actually @champychamp.bsky.social · 8h

This is Baseball Le Mans.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 8h

It’s the 859th inning. I no longer recognize myself. I am convinced that I am living in a simulation. T-Mobile park is crumbling. Javy Baez retired in the 802nd inning. AJ Hinch died of natural causes in the 827th.

Werner Herzog is filming a documentary about my life. I beg him to kill me.

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 9h

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.