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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · Jan 20
As usual this is the energy to carry always and forever:
My all time favourite tumblr post which reads “Anonymous said: kill yourself” Response from socio—flower: “kill me yourself you fucking pussy”
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 2h
oh a mouse that's cool

did you know jesus christ has stand abilities

no? well there's also a baby. and a dog. and a plant.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 2h
Jojo's great cause you can look at this freak ass mouse puppet and understand it wouldn't even crack the top 5 of weird shit that has a stand
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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 2h
A randomly generated meme
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catgirlfingies.quest
Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 5h
Annoying orange made me trans
Dane boe before transition at a PC editing annoying orange. New pic of her now looking pretty and text says happy birthday annoying orange Catgirlfingies comment We're all trans now!!! Daneboe replying hahaha! Our agenda worked! 😜
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socialistboat.dad
jam @socialistboat.dad · 2h
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet It's really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it's clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it's all "please don't forget you have to feed your troops" and "if someone asks if you're going to attack them consider lying about it" April 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM © Everybody can reply 486 reposts 45 quotes 1.9K likes 4 saves
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 2h
To me the funniest part about this is he's clearly so gone that this is the best lie the doctor felt comfortable making. Like he could've said just "much younger man", left it vague like that; no one the doctor was like "I'm sorry I can only sign off on this if we acknowledge he's still unhealthy"
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Reuters @reuters.com · 12h
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says
Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."
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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 12h
I know the doctors don't want to get driven away in an unmarked van, but they gotta stop laying it on so thick
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Reuters @reuters.com · 12h
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says
Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."
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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 3h
A randomly generated meme
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 2h
why does that basically sound like poop like where they getting that
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 2h
and another thing why cant we get roast beef flavored potato chips like in england here
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 2h
Ah yes the stroke version
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ヤンデドキ•SOX @yandedoki-sox.bsky.social · 1d
Draw your oc eating the 460,000 calorie McDonald's Sausage Biscuit reward
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h
Anyway. Your boy sleepy.

Good night :)
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h
It does indeed
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h
Raleigh could’ve been the hero but he was swinging for a gd homer for no reason like bro relax

Polanco didn’t make that mistake
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h
Full agreed
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tgk.bsky.social
Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 8h
Mariners vs Blue Jays is going to be so much fucking fun omg. Just cancel the National League and make that the World Series.
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 5d
Jorge Polanco is the best player in baseball, I am always saying this
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razzball.bsky.social
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 9h
When this game started vs when this game ended
Hat shoe kid Hat shoe guy
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h
Oh that's fair I get it carry on lmao
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angelic.style
✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 8h
congratulations to baseball
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h
wait is he actually a piece of shit missed that tbh
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · 8h
SEATTLE GODDAMN MARINERS
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sonic.bsky.social
Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 9h
the detroit tigers still have the chance to win the ALDS if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h
Wild af game. Hope your boys don't stay up too late tonight though cause they got less than 24 hours rest til Sunday lol
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · 8h
HATERS AND DOUBTERS SUCK MY FUCING COCK
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