AkivaMCohen
@akivamcohen.bsky.social
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Orthodox Jewish father of 5; Litigation Disaster Tour Guide; Jets Fan. Fighting the widening gyre.
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aubreygilleran.bsky.social
Well golly it sounds like you should let long-standing precedents stand until you rule on the merits, then. That is not what you’re doing!
atrupar.com
Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."
akivamcohen.bsky.social
Listen, I appreciate Paul's willingness to offer absolution on behalf of a community he doesn't appear to be part of
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turtlebee.bsky.social
Food colonizer discourse is the worst of both food and colonizer discourse, topics where even one for two would pretty fucking impressive.
akivamcohen.bsky.social
Gumbo is creole. It's "There's no such thing as Israeli culture, they just stole from other people"
akivamcohen.bsky.social
Also, that's not TRIPLE hearsay!
akivamcohen.bsky.social
Everyone's behaving badly? You don't get to sue people for believing that you made a racist comment you certainly don't get to see them for saying so in the context of public hearings and political campaigns. But the investigation if it is as described is woefully short of anything reasonable
akivamcohen.bsky.social
Ok, hear me out:

CAKE-Pop Demon Hunter
akivamcohen.bsky.social
There were about 80m total votes cast in the 1976 presidential election, friend.

I know you're not that bright but you understand that hand counting 2x that many votes would take longer, right?
akivamcohen.bsky.social
"We aren't playing games. We sent over a clean CR to keep the lights on and continue the appropriations process. Also, we fully support the President in not spending the money we've appropriated, meaning any deals we cut on the budget aren't worth the paper they're printed on. No games tho"
atrupar.com
Q: Rescission are something Dems have said is a reason for a lack of trust. What rescissions are you discussing?

JOHNSON: We have more than $37t in debt. We're doing everything we can to get us back to sound fiscal responsibility. What does that include? A rescission package is part of our process
akivamcohen.bsky.social
Same day means everyone will be done before midnight by definition, Enrique. Don't fight the hypo
akivamcohen.bsky.social
"150m paper ballots will be hand-counted in a few hours" is a particularly spectacular brand of idiocy
akivamcohen.bsky.social
It really does depend on the statute. For example, an anti-slapp statute that creates a substantive cause of action and not just a procedural motion to dismiss would seem to be no different than any other state law cause of action in terms of whether it should apply in Federal court
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rkalland.bsky.social
Hell yeah my favorite genre of NBA image: Yao making Shaq look like a normal sized man
nba.com
NBA @nba.com · 3d
NBA royalty taking in the NBA China Games 👑

SHAQ 🤝 YAO
akivamcohen.bsky.social
That's not what he said. The question was "did Trump's campaigning impact anything" and he said the Nobel Committee sits in a room "filled with courage and integrity" and makes its decisions based on "the will of Alfred Nobel" (i.e. they aren't going to be moved by campaigns or threats)

Stop it
akivamcohen.bsky.social
My favorite bit in here is "look, you can find an idiot on the internet to believe ANYTHING; quoting random instagram commenters doesn't change what a reasonable listener would take from this statement"
akivamcohen.bsky.social
Somebody needs a new job. I don't see how you can be a "culture correspondent" while not immediately recognizing Johnny Cash as cool

mediadirectory.economist.com/people/jon-f...
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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emer.net
This is the dumbest WSJ take ever and that is a competitive category.
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twlldun.bsky.social
The speed and booze addicted dressed in black playing raw live shows in prisons with a voice like god almighty himself guy is “deeply uncool”? What
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
on.wsj.com
akivamcohen.bsky.social
"Not my problem" tells me you don't know the first thing about what being Jewish means
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figgityfigs.bsky.social
Sorry but like, this isn’t a government, we don’t have some human right to rules-lawyer the management here into allowing us to Nazi-March through Skokie, Illinois because of the first amendment. We’re guests on the platform and admins have the right and responsibility to manage it.
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rimaanabtawi.bsky.social
“The inevitable result of posting this has been a steady drip drip of more of the same sh*t but hopefully you’ll all be able to see it as it accumulates (for if you’re in any doubt, and this is the “progressive” social platform!)”
👇🏼
nadinebh.bsky.social
I feel slightly numb and mostly exhausted at the amount of antisemitism posting about antisemitism has triggered on my BlueSky posts

Being Jewish on social media means having to expect it, and I’d almost got desensitised it

Almost

To all the antisemites, I say: f*ck you