St. Scandalbags
@alfaguru.bsky.social
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Collector of strange books. In an inexplicable relationship with the late Frank Harris. He/him.
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alfaguru.bsky.social
I seem to remember having one of these, and it being just a cardboard skeleton, about a foot tall, with riveted joints. If there was an associated illusion I suspect it would involve low light and hidden thread, rather than Pepper's Ghost, which would be hard to pull off in a domestic setting.
alfaguru.bsky.social
Marinated in the Coach and Horses, more like.
alfaguru.bsky.social
A rite of passage was when you first went into a specialist shop. For me, that was going to Daddy Kool and buying King Tubby meets the Upsetter at the Grass Roots of Dub, which John Peel had played a track from. Real JA records were mysterious, with strange typos and other arcana.
alfaguru.bsky.social
Wait till he posts the AI generated video of him collecting the medal
alfaguru.bsky.social
Counting down until someone claims that this proves that psychiatric conditions can affect the blood...
alfaguru.bsky.social
Radium baths and monkey balls never did me any harm. Look at all these children I fathered! What's a few extra heads, anyway?
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slipperyjack.bsky.social
A damn shame Liam Gavin hasn't made a follow up, it was a cracking debut...
jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
If you are looking for an unusual, tense, and oddly beautiful horror movie this Halloween, I highly recommend A Dark Song, should it have escaped your notice before.
Woman facing a doorway with arcane symbols with title A Dark Song and accolades including Outstanding abd An Utterly Unique Film.
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cait.bsky.social
oh thank you lord and baby jesus
yasharali.bsky.social
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
alfaguru.bsky.social
Time to start a grift as a fake doctor who diagnoses celebs as "money addicts".

"It's ableist to criticise me, I've got an illness."
alfaguru.bsky.social
You can sing "honey monster genitalia" to the tune of "deutschland uber alles" should you so wish.
alfaguru.bsky.social
A man of your qualities? Surely not! Place an advertisement in the personal columns. I suggest "Carbon-based lifeform seeks similar. Vertebrates preferred."
alfaguru.bsky.social
But I had just returned from visiting my then girlfriend in Paris, so possibly there's a clue.
alfaguru.bsky.social
My Mum once found a used one in my bag ...
fesshole.bsky.social
Years ago, as a youth coming home after a party, I put my used clothes in the laundry basket. Later, in my room, I found the "just in case" condom I had had in my pocket with a note "Found this in the washer. Suggest you bin it as it was on a hot cycle. Love Mum".
alfaguru.bsky.social
Paying taxes would kill the rackets, says Al Capone.
alfaguru.bsky.social
I would, but they keep going up.
alfaguru.bsky.social
You could at least have mentioned her comic strip in Radio Fun.
alfaguru.bsky.social
Ha, the version by Aldo Ciccolini is only a minute and a half. Feel he cheated.
alfaguru.bsky.social
Alternatively, only date people of the same (preferably very common) name.
alfaguru.bsky.social
He may have solved murders but he hasn't got a clue about the Travelling Salesman problem
alfaguru.bsky.social
People said my name was funny for a country singer, and I said what's wrong with Keith.
alfaguru.bsky.social
Yeah! This and Rasputin being posted on the same day, it's a wonderful world.